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Half Nekkid Thursday: The Matt-Ass Is A Matter Of National Security
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Maybe My Ass And Bagwine Clothes Are Considered A National Security Threat, And That's Why Somebody From The Department of Homeland Security Perused My Site On Monday!!
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Would Any Other Candidate Wear Women's Underwear In Order To Get Your Vote? Nope. Not Even Hillary. Vote For Matt-Man!!
Happy Half Nekkid Thursday!!
My dearest buddy in the whole world, Schmoop, came out of her Blogger seclusion today and posted a couple of HNT Pics.
Check Out Schmoop's HNT By Clicking HERE.
Cheers!!
104 Ruminations:
First!!
Nice arse!
HHNT!
Mascota: You Win, and thanks. HHNT and Cheers!!
HHNT! Damn Matt-Man, did my ass inspire you?? *wink* I think I enjoyed looking at yours far more than I did looking at mine!
Dana: You always inspire me. And in the spirit of the upcoming Easter season I thought I would turn the other cheek. Cheers!!
Maybe Lorton will come back today and confiscate that photo!
Micky: They'll have to pry it out of my cold, dead hand. Cheers Micky!!
I'm sure you wont be short of skiers! Happy HNT
Lapis: Ha...Thanks for stopping by. Cheers!!
SHIT MY BOSS IS HERE. LETS JUST LEAVE IT AT NICE ASS.
Lu: Ha...Your Boss is responsible for Mattus-Interruptus. Thanks and Cheers!!
I want a bite of that ass! reowwww!
Leighann: Oooo Baby. Bite me...Bite me hard. Cheers!!
Nice (_|_)
HHNT!
HUGS!
Leelee: Thank ya dear. Hugs right back at ya and Cheers!!
I just went blind! I hope I am punching the right keys. What did Dr.Evil say "there nothing worst than a aging hipster" Now off to the eye doctor, you'll get the bill!
grabs bleach....pours it in my eyes...
OK, I should be better in a few hours
Roger: You didn't type the write right keys because you typed in "blind" instead of "hard". Cheers!!
Bond: You know you want me. Cheers!!
hahahahhaha @ the boy folk comments!
I'm sure glad I didn't give up meat!
The Boys got Back!
Cheesy: Ha...They're jealous because I got in Schmoop's underwear. Wish I hadn't given up meat, although I think you and I are talking about two different things. Cheers Cheesy!!
Very nice!!!! ;-) Ok I'm all better now! hehe.
Peace
Odat: You are too kind pal. Cheers!!
Hmmm!!! That is weird/funny.
Love the pic, nice ass ;)
happyHNT!
Vixen: Ha. No Kiddin'. Thanks, HHNT, and Cheers Vixen!!
That's a fine bum you've got there! Love the purple panties too . . >
HHNT!
Bunny: Thanks. Ha, yes, I look so fetching in them. HHNT and Cheers!!
Matt-Man, Schmoop is insiping me this week! Damn! You taught her well ...
Damn you Dana, you had to go and inspire Matt to do the HNT didn't you?
Dana: HA...Well make sure yo ulet her know that. She wasn't too sure if she should have done it. Cheers!!
Jeff: If Dana tells me to do something, I jump...or kneel...whatever she wants. Cheers!!
You're a class act! You gots my vote, pal!
Naughty: Why Thank Ya!! Thanks for stopping by. Cheers!!
That is a seriously nice ass. I can totally understand why the government boys would be stalking it. Yummy!
Winter: Thanks Dear...Are saying that the Govt. thinks that I have AMD? Ass of Much Desire. Cheers!!
Nice moguls in the bowl on the backside. Definitely a Double Black Diamond. If my mother hadn't thrown out my skis (seriously) I think I could probably experience some serious wind, I mean air!
You've got my vote (early and often - as they say in Chicago).
Desert Rat: Thanks. Just don't catch your skis on my slalom gate. Ouch. Cheers!!
You have a lovely buttock!
You know, I get a bunch of government people on my blog as well. It's weird. Off to visit Schmoop!
Oh man, I wanna spank that ass...
Kyra: Thanks, I have another one just like it. Which agency? Surgeon General? ; ) Cheers!!
Fab: Get in line...And no cutting. Cheers!!
Oh.
My.
...For once, you've left me speechless...
Songbird: I don't believe it!! Is that good? Cheers!!
Yup .. Your ass is on somebody's list over at DHS. Hope you weren't planning on flying anywhere dude.
Jay: I'm thinkin' that Secretary Chertoff wants to make me his bitch. Cheers!!
Hah! You CRACK me up. And speaking of crack, if you don't see it then it really isn't ass, is it? That's the cardinal rule in massaging.
Well, you're not doing a very good job of keeping your homeland security under wraps ;)
Biscuit...a little more so
VE: I don't know if that's the rule. I've never been massaged by a Cardinal. Even back when I was an altar boy. Cheers!!
Biscuit: One can only keep something Top Secret for so long. Cheers!!
More politicians should do HNT. I saw that ass (and NOMNOMNOM ,BTW!) I don't remember whether or not you had anything to say! I'd just vote for that ass! That sweet, round, plump, juicy ass......
Metal: I'm glad that my messgae could capture what is important to you. My ass thanks you. Cheers!!
Nice ass Matt-Man.
Homeland security huh? This could be interesting....
Happy HNT.
Angell: Thank ya dear. Yeah, evidently I am a threat...mainly to myself. Cheers!!
great picture.....I didn't even have to click to enlarge...smile
Kat: Ha...Good One. Cheers Kat!!
Juuuuussst Great. I am gonna spend the rest of the day with:
"You humps, your humps, your lovely Matty humps" runnin all round my brain.
I'd smack that ass if I could :P
So, homeland security is after your ass?
I must say - that dimpled perky posterior is not what I expected to see here today...
Starr: HaHa..Funny. Just smack your computer screen, I'll feel it. Cheers!!
Mo: It could have been worse Mo, it could have been my...um...frontierior? Cheers!!
Well they do have to monitor the Presidential candidates you know. Pretty soon we are gonna be seing Obama and Hillary on HNT. And honestly I'm thinking his is prettier ;-)
Oh Matty--I've something for you on my blog >;-P
TB: Obama's? Prettier than mine? I've seen his ass; I've worked with his; his ass was a friend of mine. TB...His ass is no Matt-Ass. Cheers!!
My we are touchy being all meatless
I actually meant I thought his ass was likely prettier than hers but.....
TB: Yeah I gathered that after I typed that. I need some bacon tots. Cheers!!
Some Homeland Security guy was just stopping by to check you out and had to log off because his boss showed up... so which reader is secretly in the homeland security office?
Marilyn: Very Observant. It was Lu. And all along I thought she was my friend and she was merely trying to infiltrate my as-----um...my blog. Cheers!!
Well, I'm not blinded, nor do I need bleach, but... I'm not going to thank you for that post. Looks like you might have locked in the female vote though!
Boy: Well put as always Boy. Of course when they enter the secrecy of the voting booth, they will cast me aside like an aging gigolo. Cheers!!
"LIKE an aging gigolo" -- now there's the understatement of the week!
Mo: Ha...Very Good Mo-Man. Verrrrry Good. But I notice you just had to come back and get a second helping. Cheers!!
Like a moth to the flame...
this mean i get to go skiing with ya??!!! i'm kinda a beginner though. yep. i'm still a bunny slope sort of a girl ; )
okay now seriously, cause u know you're my favorite meaty funny man ever! LUV this pic!!! very sexy yummy U are!!!! uh huh. now... ssshhhhh.... & dont tell anyone i said that (lol) ; )
I kinda want to sit on top of it. Then flip you around... nevermind (people are reading this aren't they?!) YUMMMM OOOOooooooo! ;)~
It needs a hard slap or two as well.
Smile: You are too kind. You can traverse my slopes anytime, wiil you reciprocate!? Cheers!!
Mo: Don't get burned by my manimalism. Cheers!!
Jahooni: No, don't worry...No one is reading. Flip me around and do what? Cheers!!
green is a good color on you ;-) .... love the arse too!
;-D
happy HNT!
Lucia: Why Thank You. Happy HHNT to you, thanks for coming 'round, and Cheers!!
I'd hit that anytime!
Happy Half Nekkid Thursday!
Signgurl: Woo Hoo. Hit me Baby. Thanks for stopping and a Big Ol' Cheers to Ya!!
My eye sight is almost back...almost...still a little shadowy...
Bond: I'm glad to hear that Vinny. Mine is almost gone due to all of the offers of sex that I have had today. Cheers!!
You win! HappyHNT!
Mariposa: What? What do I win? Whatever it is, I'm excited. Thanks for stopping by. Cheers!!
Wow! It's crowded here!
Nice pic!!
HHNT!
Hey dude! Can I have my panties back yet? Oh, and please stay out of my underwear drawer when I'm not here, Mkay?
Searabbit: There's always room for more. Thanks for stopping by. Cheers!!
Schmoop: No. Cheers!!
Ass? Man, that thing is the mount Rushmore of fleshy ham hocks.
Ha, I'm back, bitches!
Day two of Insulin and I'm felling like a new man.
I was pretty ill there for awhile.
Did you miss me oh rump roast of man beef candidate?
Dirk: Ha...Call me anything or say anything you want, I am glad you are feeling better.
I'll make sure to swing by. Damn straight I am glad you are back. Cheers!!
Wow, I picked a great day to stop by - nice ass! Must be the day for men to bare it all, not a bad thing at all.
HS was just checking you out for Hillary I'm sure, make her appear more hetro.
Give me a shot of tequila from that blonde boy cleft!
Tug: Thanks for stopping. Leave H-Rod alone...She has delegate envy. Cheers!!
Deb: Pickin' up, poppin the top, pouring you a boy cleft shot. Cheers!!
well, you are indeed, one bad ass dude, great pose and pic... excellent MM, yep, sweeeeeeeeet it is... schmoop is one lucky lady... said that before, so, am guessin it is true... definitely worth hawkin' a moment or two... take care and keep it real :)))
Lyn: Thank ya Lyn...Wait until you see next Thursday's Easter pose. Cheers dear and thanks for the comment!!
In order to protect my eyesight, I viewed today through half-mast eye lids with one hand in front of my eyes.
Any male nekkidness was barely seen.
Cheers...and put some dang clothes on!
Travis: I understand Travis, but I have one question.
Where was the other hand? Cheers!!
mmmmmmmm nice :)
Maybe I should take a picture of my naked ass next week...
Awww, I'm jealous. No one from the Department of Homeland Security ever visits The Jannaverse.
No, wait...
"jealous" is the wrong word.
...I meant to say "relieved and thankful."
Yes.
That's it.
Really? You'll let me traverse the Matt*Man presidential slopes anytime huh?! ; ) Oh heck yah I'll reciprocate- just so long as you keep the Dept of Homeland Security off of me (lol) ; )
You're way too cheeky ass cute! You know I get SUCH a kick outta your blog. You're seriously hilariously entertaining! For reals! ; )
Claire: Thanks and thanks for comng by. Cheers!!
Bond: There ya go. We had Irish Soda bread today and garlic bread next week. Cheers!!
Janna: Don't kid yourself...They're watching you. Cheers!!
Smile: Mmmmmmmm. Smile. I'm waxing up my ski as we speak. Thanks and I'll keep the jackals off your back. Cheers!!
Ooops, my 16 year old daughter was in the room...she says she's scarred for life...THANKS!!!! I thought I was going to be her only topic of coversation in her therapy sessions 20 years from now.
Raven: Sorry about that. If you need me to attend the meetings let me know. Cheers!!
Is it extra to buy worn panties?
GB: Depends on who wore them!! Cheers!!
you deserve to be at 100 with this ass...
so....
here goes....
oh and i got my panites in the mail today, i shall were them with Bagwine Pride!
DID THAT DO IT?
Jahooni: Ha...Thanks. Wera them with pride and hotness. Cheers!!
Hellllllloooo Matt-Man!
Lisa: Ha. Hellloooo Lisa. Rowwwwwrrrrr. Cheers!!
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