Friday, April 25, 2008

Blog-Fo-Mercial Friday: Cynical Bastard

It’s gonna be warm in Bagwine, Ohio today.

But not as warm as the love I am spreading today.

It’s Blog-Fo-Mercial © Friday, and we’re spreading the loooove.

Today’s Blogger comes to us courtesy of his dry wit and Schmoop’s insistence.

This funny man has been a Bagwine reader for only a few months, but he has made a funny impact on me and more than I, Schmoop.

I find this man to be quixotic, in that he claims to be a Cynical Bastard, which he is, but…

He also seems to be one helluva nice guy. Sorry, Jay.

I like to keep Schmoop happy, and she adores Jay. I like Jay quite a bit myself so, I thought, "What the Hell", let’s keep ‘em both happy.

Ladies and Gentlemen, the funniest man that I know from the state of Arkansas, Jay. His blog, Cynical Bastard is a hoot.

Enjoy…


Enjoy your Friday and please click HERE and go say, “Hey”, to Jay.

Cheers!!

57 comments:

Jay said...

That rocked! You couldn't have found a better guy to do a blog-fo-mercial for either. Uh .. I mean, I appreciate the blog-fo-mercial dude! ;-)

Desert Songbird said...

You know, I'm not a visitor to Jay's place, but judging by your blog-fo-mercial, I could see why you would be!

Janna said...

Any blog called "Cynical Bastard" is definitely worth a visit.

Liz Hill said...

Matty you are so awesome! You capture so much with these.

Lu' said...

Hmm does Matt-Man want only positive feed back? To quote Randy Jackson, I don't know dog, it just didn't do it for me. Maybe it was the song. I think the song took away some of the fluidity. I've only been to Jays for a few months. I like it there. 'Fo-mercials success is it make me want to peruse Jay's archives. I don't really do that, not enough time for the present.

Dana said...

Well Matt-Man, you did it again - captured the essence of the blogger in just a few short minutes. Thanks again for the great PSA!

Schmoop said...

Jay: Yeah that dude rocks. The Jay-Man....Long may he blog. Cheers Jay!!

Songbird: He's a dead pan, dry wit. Especially whe he makes videos of himself driving somewhere. Cheers!!

Janna: You can't argue with that. He's a good read Janna. Cheers!!

Schmoop said...

Lu: I was wondering when the other shoe was gonna fall. It was hard to do because of the song, but how could I not use, "The Grouch"? Cheers!!

TB: You are too kind. It's Friday!! Party Time. Cheers TB!!

Dana: Jay's was kinda hard because he is much sweeter than his nickname suggests. Cheers and Thanks!!

Odat said...

Hey how could it not be good....I wish I had one ounce of your creativity!!!
Peace

Ken said...

Fan-dam-tab-ulous!
What a chuckle! Loved it!

Schmoop said...

Odat: Now I am blushing...really. Have a great weekend Odat. Cheers!!

Micky: It wouldn't be the same without the Viking helmet. Thanks and Cheers, Mick!

leelee said...

Excellent,..I am a big fan of jays comments, now I will pop over to his blog home..

You are good at this matt!

HUGS!!

Schmoop said...

Leelee: Thanks and you'll enjoy his blog. Cheers lovely one!!

RW said...

That was a rock'en good fo-mercial! It dose make me want to leave this page and go to Jays site.

Good weekend to you Matt!!

Vinny "Bond" Marini said...

don kno Jay

but u make him look interesting

nicely done

enjoy the weekend

Schmoop said...

Roger: Thanks. And don't forget, there are dueling banjos in your future one of these days. Have a good one. Cheers!!

Schmoop said...

Bond: Are you experimenting with alternative spellings again? Thanks Vin and Cheers!!

Kimmie said...

Oh Wow Matt...that was an awesome blog-fo-mercial. Loved the whole flow of it! I thought the song rocked well also. I have been a fan of Jay's comments too, now after seeing this video, I may have to take a stroll over and get to know him. He posts vido's of him driving around? That I have got to see! Oh, and I Lovvveee the Viking Helmet! Great Job Matt! You really have a Special Talent putting these together. Keep them coming my dear! :-)
Smiles,
Kimmie

Schmoop said...

Kimmie: Why thanks. Ejnoy the Jay-Meister, he is a funny, funny man. Cheers!!

Phfrankie Bondo said...

...Mother Teresa would be proud!...

Schmoop said...

Phfrankie: Ha. Mother Teresa helped get you the COW last week. Don't be thinkin' it will again, mister. ; ) Cheers!!

Leighann said...

Another great blog-fo-mercial my friend!

Pat Schmoop on the backside for me for insisting on this one!

Schmoop said...

Leighann: Thanks, and I will do more than pat it. Boo Yah. Cheers Leighann!!

Karen said...

Once again - awesome. You are the director/producer of the hour. Great job.

Jeff B said...

I've just started reading his stuff lately and he definitely is worth checking out....well his site anyway....I'll leave the rest up to the ladies.

Awesome job on the video dude!

Schmoop said...

Karen: Well thank ya very much. Have a great weekend Karen. Cheers!!

Jeff: Thanks and yes, Jay is a funny dude. Cheers Jeff!!

Knight said...

I've been stalking..er... admiring Jay from afar for a long time now and I have to admit this really captured his essence. "I'm Jay Dammit!" and yes, yes he is adorable. Excellent Job Matt-Man. I think we have learned a valuable lesson here...Always listen to Schmoop.

Anonymous said...

Funny men make me hot...I think I'll go and "check him out" He looked horny in a few of those pictures.

Schmoop said...

Knight: Ha. When Schmoop reads your comment she will say, "Now there's a chick who knows what the hell she is talking about."

Have a great weekend Knight, and Cheers!!

Metalmom: You do that, because he probably is horny. Go see Jay. But please, don't hurt the poor fella. Cheers Dear!!

Richard said...

You have done yourself and Jay proud. I have been reading his blog only a short time and find him entertaining and funny. It seems you are as well.

Great job on the video.

Rich

Dianne said...

Jay is one of my favorite bloggers, hell I'd even like him in the real world! and I live for his vlogs.

you captured his essence! I laughed, I cried, I was inspired. You are the Speilberg of blog-fo-mercial.

I can't believe I haven't dsicovered you before. I shall stalk you now.

Real Live Lesbian said...

You have boiled Jay down to his purest form! Great job! Now, if we can just get this to run on TV before Giada's show....

Schmoop said...

Richard: Why thank you very much and thanks for stopping. Have a great weekend. Cheers!!

Dianne: Thanks for stopping by as well. Jay and his rock skipping skills are legendary. I'll make a point to drop by your digs soon. Cheers!!

Schmoop said...

RLL: Thanks Dear, and if it ran before, during, or after Giada's show, Jay would be in heaven. Cheers!!

desert rat said...

"Wow, Matt-Man! Another awesome production!" she exclaimed while wiping a tear from the corner of her eye.

I've never been over to Jays, but being of Norvegian descent, I'm gonna have to stop by now - I don't know why but I am drawn to the helmet like a moth to a flame... something about those horns... oof da!

Schmoop said...

Desert Rat: Ha, thanks. You kill me. You should be elected to Iceland's Althing. Now the tear...That was a funny tear, right? Cheers ADR!!

desert rat said...

ya, eet vas a vunny teer!

Schmoop said...

Desert Rat: Oy Vay!!! Oh wait, wrong accent. Cheers!!

Jahooni said...

okay where is mine? THis is GREAT!

Jay and I have been blogger friends for sometime now. He is one hell of a guy and a cheater at Scrabble! ;)~

Schmoop said...

Jahooni: Heyyyyyyy!! Welcome Back. He is many things, isn't he? Cheers Jahooooni!!

Sandee: Ha. I was a bit amazed myself. Have a good Weekend. Cheers!!

Christine said...

I was instructed by Jay to come by and say hello so I am doing so. Hello.

You can come sit at the kewl kids table whenever you want. It isn't easy to impress me and you babylove have succeeded.

Schmoop said...

Christine: Well I am glad you stopped by and I shall come by your table this weekend sometime. Cheers!!

Unknown said...

Frickin perfect for Jay!

The Mountain Cat said...

Funny but Jay may sue you for copyright infringment. Beware.

Travis Cody said...

Very cool!

Cynic with Flair said...

Brilliant work - love it! Jay is my brother in arms as I say on my blog - I am Cynic with Flair to his Cynical Bastard. Your choice of Green Day song was perfect. May I shamelessly beg you to consider me as a future candiate for a blog-fo-mercial? I'm not as consistently funny as Jay, but he would endorse me...
Cheers,
Cynic

Jay said...

Oh I would definitely "endorse" Cynic with Flair. In fact I would "endorse" her any day of the week and multiple times on Sunday. ;-)

Schmoop said...

Sassy: Thank Ya dear. Have a good weekend. Cheers!!

Starr: Thanks Starr. You'll always be my favorite misanthrope. Cheers!!

Travis: Thanks and Cheers Travis!!

Schmoop said...

Cynic: Thanks for stopping by and I'll put you on the Blog-Fo-List. Have a good one and I'll be by. Cheers!!

Jay: You are incredibly selfless Jay. Cheers!!

Freakazojd said...

I watched this over at Jay's, and I just wanted to come over to say that I think it's FANTASTIC! A la Borat, "Very nice!"

Jo said...

I'm here from Jay's...you have mad skills! If I saw this on TV I would immediately order 5 of him. Schmoop knows her bastards--Jay's one of the best!

Lex Valentine said...

Damn! Now I wish I hadn't been silent on Friday! This was GREAT!

Schmoop said...

Freak: Borat? I like that comparison indeed. Cheers and Thanks!!

Jo: Jay is a great guy. Thanks and have a great weekend. Cheers!!

Winter: That's why I didn't comment Winter. Glad you are un-muted now. Cheers!!

Aunt Jackie said...

Yep, I really enjoyed this... Glad Jay pointed us to your page.

Looks like you're already doing well with the visitors, but still... who couldn't use one more (especially a crazy Aunt Jackie) ;)

Schmoop said...

Aunt Jackie: Thanks and you are now my favorite Crazy Aunt. Cheers!!

katherine. said...

I've been meaning to stop by Jay's...

Ginormous Boobs said...

I have ben trying to watch this forever...damn work and their firewalls!

Nicely done!!!!!!!!!!