Thursday, April 10, 2008

Half Nekkid Thursday: The Thighs Have It!!

Ahhh, I love the appearance of being Half-Nekkid underwater...Or does it appear that I have grown scales?



A Thor-Like thigh...And just a hint of a Cheeky Monkey

Happy Half-Nekkid Thursday All!!

I will be premiering my first official Blog-Fo-Mercial for a special someone tomorrow.

Cheers!!


74 comments:

Winter said...

Mmm. I love thighs. I'm too tired to be witty and too tired to lie. Yummo! Me likey. You do this so well, Matt

Lu' said...

Nice technique on the first pic. Reminds me of light reflecting on water. This ain't no leg-o-lamb. Good HNT Matt-Man.

Dana said...

Nothing like a little leg to get you going in the morning! Mine (leg!) is witching now!

HHNT Matt!!

I Smile 2 Much said...

yes, yes.... so very cheeky monkey of you ; )

mr sly thigh guy you ; )

& happy hnt too ; )

Mr. Fabulous said...

I can tell you moisturize.

Turnbaby said...

All hail The Lizard King!!!

Matt-Man said...

Winter: I am in the same tired boat so I'll just say thanks and Cheers!!

Lu: That's what it was supposed to be. Eh. Cheers Lu!!

Dana: I love it when you twitch. Mmmmm. Cheers!!

Matt-Man said...

Smile: HHNT and Cheers to you Smiley One!!

Mr. Fabulous: I'm old school; I use Noxzema. Cheers!!

TB: HA. I know. The "water effect" turned out kinda scaly, didn't it? Cheers!!

Anndi said...

I feel the urge to pinch...

Kimmie said...

What no feathers??? ;-) LOL! Love the water effect, the only thing is it makes you look a tad on the dry side. :^P Now the other shot, hmmmm....very nice.
Smiles,
Kimmie

Matt-Man said...

Anndi: Oooo baby, pinch away. Cheers Anndi!!

Kimmie: Feathers, eh? Notta bad idea. ; ) It was late and I was under the gun, I had to go with what looks...um...not as gross as the rest of me. Cheers!!

katherine. said...

reptilian thigh....oh my!

Matt-Man said...

Kat: Wanna stop by and help me shed my skin? Bada Bing. Cheers Kat!!

Jamie said...

Not so much growing scales as maybe needing one. :-)

Leighann said...

Yeah I'm thinking that first one looks a little on the scaly side. You could always submit it to Doc's new magazine "Geriatrics Do It Dry Quarterly"

CHEERS!

Roger said...

Get some money together and head to the tanner.

katherine. said...

I would...I'm so much closer this week....but as usual...there seems to be a line...

Matt-Man said...

Jamie: Ha. You are quite quick witted of late Jamie. Cheers!!

Leighann: Yeah...well...Van Go-Go wasn't appreciated in his time either. Cheers!!

Roger: Tanning is for leather not precious bodies such as mine. Cheers Roger!!

Kat: I know and it's a shame. So close, yet so far. But Kat, the line is one to get out of sight of my Half-Nekkidness. Cheers!!

Odat said...

Nice...I like thighs....

Peace

Phfrankie Bondo said...

Suzanne Somers got nuthin' on you!

Matt-Man said...

Odat: Sweet. I like breasts. Let's hop into a big KFC bucket together and eat. Cheers!!

Phfrankie: Ha. You know just what to say. I bet you're a real chick magnet P. Cheers!!

Jason said...

hhnt

Matt-Man said...

Jason: Thanks for stopping and same to you. Cheers!!

Cheesy said...

Odd... Now I am craving Sausages bathed in beer and a nice lean shank....

Matt-Man said...

Cheesy: Ha...You always crack me up. Have a lovely day Cheesy One. Cheers!!

Bond said...

THIS JUST SCARES ME TO NO END....

metalmom said...

What was under the one hand? You led me to believe it was bigger!

Matt-Man said...

Bond: Pfffffft. Ha. Cheers Vin!!

Metalmom: No I didn't. My hand has always been that size. ; ) Cheers!!

VE said...

I knew it. The cheeky monkeys are not hairy because kids used to tape your butt cheeks together at school, didn't they? I think you should go on Oprah and talk about it...

Matt-Man said...

VE: Pish Posh. If I need mental help or a need to unload pain from my past, I am going to speak with that intellectual giant and psychiatric sage, Dr. Phil. Cheers!!

leelee said...

Very Nice.. I guess all my Dreams CAN come true. a little more of Matt each Thursday. I'm lovin' it.HHNT!

HUGS!

Matt-Man said...

Leelee: You are too kind...Too Cute..Too Much. Hugs right back at ya Hot Stuff. Cheers!!

Tug said...

What is a male mermaid called, a merman? Just how big ARE a merman's hands? That, my friend, is the question.

Matt-Man said...

Tug: Just call me, Derek Zoolander. My hands are big, strong, and oh so very active. Cheers Tug!!

Lu' said...

I just noticed, maybe I'm slow on the up take but I think it is just added,(archives you moron). Did someone actually ask you what Old Vinegar was? If so I can see (why).

Matt-Man said...

LU: Yes. Someone never picked up on it, and mentioned it awhile back. Eh. Maybe I was being too cutsey. Cheers Lu!!

Jay said...

Wow, two for the price of one today!

Matt-Man said...

Jay: Double your pleasure, Double your fun. Cheers!!

Another Desert Rat said...

I am bitterly disappointed that you can cover your bits and pieces with one hand - unless, of course, your special purpose is tucked between those thighs and running up yer backside.

It does look like you moisturize. Have a lovely day, Dearie. Stay warm.

Matt-Man said...

Desert Rat: Tucking is essential when one has to hold the camera with the other hand.

Oh I moisturize alright, but it's a special concoction that I manufacture myself. Cheers, ADR!!

Lucia said...

I don't know what it is about muscular legs, but I just about drool everytime I see them ;-)

and no, I don't see any scales, just a very cool reflection of the light :-)

HHNT!

Matt-Man said...

Lucia: Thanks...HHNT to you, thaks for stopping, and of course, Cheers to Ya!!

Vixen said...

You have awesome thighs. First pic is cool, but second is just plain sexy.

happyHNT!

Matt-Man said...

Vixen: Thanks. They do come in handy when I am trying to drive home a point. HHNT and Cheers!!

Starrlight said...

Ooooh....Flank Steak!

Matt-Man said...

Starr: Would you like it rare, medium, or...?

D'oh, who I am kidding, when I am involved, it's always well-done. Cheers Starr!!

Starrlight said...

Exactly! Modesty doesn't suit you. Say it loud say it proud....
WELL DONE!

Don't get me started on A1 steak sauce ;0

Jahooni said...

i had something witty to say until i read about your "special concotion that you make yourself for moisturizer" omgosh, now that was funny.

sexy legs. Do you need a massage?

Matt-Man said...

Starr: Damn right Starr. I shall forever remain Loud, Proud, and Sassy. Cheers!!

Jahooni: Ha. A Massage? Sure. Need me to whip up some moistureizer? Cheers!! ; )~

Schmoop said...

Yummo!

Matt-Man said...

Schmoop: HA. Well lookie there. From deep within the bowels of her soul crushing job, appears the lovable Schmoop.

Thanks, and I'm going to say it to you, even though I know you hate it....CHEERS!!

Sandee (Comedy +) said...

Get some sun Matt-Man. Get some sun. Bwahahahahahaha. Have a great day. :)

Angell said...

Those look good enough to eat....yummy Matt-Man. If you're not careful, you're gonna wind up with a bunch of cyber stalkers, who check your website daily and read everything you write...

Wait...hold on....never mind.

SMOOCH.

Matt-Man said...

Sandee: I'll do that. I'll get some sun in Ohio in April. Cheers!!

Angell: HA. Good One Angell. And thank you dear. Cheers!!

Real Live Lesbian said...

Damn nice cheeks there!!!

Matt-Man said...

RLL: Thanks. Love the new picture, and the one on your post today was HOT!!.. Cheers Dear!!

Biscuit said...

That is one hell of a cool effect! I never would have guessed that it was water.

HHNT!

Raven said...

Oh-my!! Glad I opened this on my home computer! I have some mosturizer that will help with those scales.
Sorry I stayed away so long, but with the surgery...laughing actually hurts. I had to stay away and heal, it was self preservation!

Matt-Man said...

Biscuit: Evidently neither did anyone else. Cheers Biscuit!!

Raven: I hope everything went well, and I'll be by to "see" you soon. Cheers!!

Desert Songbird said...

So, how DID you get that underwater effect? That was cool.

Matt-Man said...

Songbird: Luna Pic...Cheers!!

Trukindog said...

Matt you should put some lotion on that dry cracked skin Bud.

Micky-T said...

It's late, and I'm late coming here!
Ehh! I don't think I missed much today. Bud!

Jeff B said...

Is that a rug burn on your thigh?

The Teamster said...

ok matt....I hate to beat a dead horse......you shave your head..... it looks like you shave your thighs.......how about shaving the tea bags.......it's a fashion statement on the left coast....you could be cutting edge (just don't cut yourself) in the mid-west.....

hhnt.....

Dana said...

OK ... yes, I admit it ... I've got some issues. I've been thinking about your scaley HNT post all day and I finally figured out what it reminds me of. A Sleestack from Land of the Lost!!

Whew ... I can go to sleep now ...

Ginormous Boobs said...

That's almost scandalous...mama like.

SeaRabbit said...

Cool water effect!
HHNT!

Matt-Man said...

Trukin: I get "lotion" all over my skin often. Cheers!!

Micky: Eh...Cheers!!

Jeff: I got your rug burn right here, mister. Cheers!!

Matt-Man said...

Teamster: You're right it is a dead horse. So get on with it and eat it. Cheers!!

Dana: What an awful show that was. And yet I watched it every Saturday. Cheers!!

GB: I have but one thing to say to you, Purrrrrrr. Cheers!!

Searabbit: Thanks and HHNT to you. Cheers!!

Lapis Ruber said...

Too late to say anything much except Happy HNT (belated)

Matt-Man said...

Lapis: Well that's okay. Have a great weekend Lapis. Cheers!!

Sometimes Saintly Nick said...

Water? Oh! I thought you had a social disease that had migrated to your skin. Sorry.

Matt-Man said...

Nick: I think your description is more accurate. Cheers!!