It’s a beautiful Sunday in Bagwine, Ohio.
Praise Jeebus and pry Charlton Heston’s gun from his cold, dead hands because Moses has left the building.
Heston was 84, he leaves behind a wife, two children, three grandchildren, and six damn, dirty apes.
We pray that the gun wielding, chariot driving, actor makes a speedy journey to that great soundstage in the sky in time to have dinner with Cornelius and Zira.
Funny thing about Heston…His life has somewhat mirrored that of fellow actor Ronald Regan.
They were both actors. They were Democrats who later became Republicans, and they both developed Alzheimer’s Disease.
What can we glean from this? Becoming a Republican makes one lose his or her memory.
If you need further proof, just take a look at former Attorney General Alberto Gonzales, and his comments to Congress.
Anyway, here’s to Chuck…Gun Rights Activist, Oscar winner, denture wearer.
Amen, and Amen.
And now, something that stuck in my crawl this week. Thursday night Conan O’Brien ran a video parody of Dubya and I believe the President of Romania.
The video showed Bush and the other guy at a press conference, both wearing headphones for translation purposes.
The foreign guy’s voice over said, “President Bush told me it would be neato if we joined NATO”…And then…
“He asked for headphones so he could listen to The Wiggles.” The song Fruit Salad began playing. O’Brien’s audience laughed.
Now consider this Bagwine passage from August 21, 2006...
“When I walked into the living room at 7AM, I was greeted by the sight of our President, still clad in lederhosen, watching “The Wiggles”, and singing along with them as they performed “Fruit Salad, Yummy, Yummy.”
I simply turned away and went to the kitchen to make coffee.”
For the entire post click HERE.
Coincidence? I think not. Mr. O’Brien will be receiving a very nasty email from me tomorrow.
I enjoy sharing the Bagwine, but Conan’s type of drinking of it demands compensation. Oy Vay!!
With that said, I must apologize for not making my daily visits to you all. My schedule has been turned upside down and today is no exception.
I will be gone most of this sunny day and will not return until this evening. I hope to catch up with all of you on Monday.
And now, our Sunday Serenade…Here’s to the impending doom and wrath I shall be imparting upon Mr. Conan O’Brien. Enjoy.
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