Saturday, April 05, 2008

Two COWs and One-on-One

Ladies and Gentlemen, today is a special day for Bagwine Ruminations.

We are awarding not one, but two C.O.W.s this week.

Oh, and by the way, Ryno wants to play one on one basketball again with the Old Man this morning.

For the record, since the little 13 year old future NBA’er and I have kept records of our games, this Old Man is up 3 games to 0.

While it’s good for him that he is 30 years younger, it’s better for me that I am 7 inches taller!!

So, since it is finally going to be a nice day in Bagwine, Ohio and I am off to see Ryno this morning, let’s get right to it.

First, a special COW goes to someone who has been a regular Bagwine drinker for quite awhile.

She is always there when I need a song suggestion, a review for my sidebar, and always makes me laugh with her comments.

Her name is Starrlight and she hails from the Great Northwest of the U.S. She is smart, funny, and I believe, of Greek ancestry, or as President Bush would say…

“I think that dogie bitch is Grecian.”

On Wednesday’s post, I launched Matt-Man’s Internets Bag-A-Date ™ dating service. I didn’t come right out and say to send your application…But she did.

I will post her application later due to length constraints, but I wanted to thank her today.

I hope you do the same and go over to the lovely Starrlight’s site by clicking HERE, and congratulate her for the COW, and being a buddy.

Thanks for everything Starr!!

And now for our weekly
Bagwine Ruminations Comment of the Week




This week’s comment comes courtesy of our Tuesday post and the creation of April Foot’s Day.

This funny man, through his comment, shows his innate ability to call me an auto-erotic pervert and a sensitive guy at the same time.

He’s Jay the Cynical Bastard and here is his comment…

“I guess you got tired of writing to your penis so you decided to write to your feet? Seriously, I thought it was touching.”

Here’s to the Jay-Man for ropin’ this week’s COW. If you’d like to give kudos to Jay please click HERE.

I hope you and Starrlight hang your COWs proudly.

I am off to go see the Little Man for a few and throw my hip out.

I hope to see you at my Church Disservice tomorrow and watch me expose Conan O’Brien for stealing one of my comedic gems.

Until then,

Cheers!!

Update: We only go to play one game because Ryno went shopping with his grandma for new Track and Field Shoes. For him, not Grandma.

Final Score: Old Matt-Man 13 Ryno 8

Matt-Man moves to 4-0...And no injuries from old age!!

52 comments:

Lu' said...

go for the three pointer.

Matt-Man said...

Lu: I do once in awhile. (He's got it all marked out) But typically I take it strong to the hole. Cheers!!

Dana said...

Congratulations to Starrlight (how have I missed her blog?) and Jay!!

I'm feeling a Ryno win today. You'll have to let us know!

Marmelade said...

Good luck Matt. Do keep us posted with the score!

Odat said...

Have fun with Ryno...Is that a poster of him??? That's great!
Great Cow awards...congrats to both.
Peace

Micky-T said...

Dana- I got a box of thin mints on Matt, four straight!

Matt-Man said...

Dana: I don't know how ya missed her. And boy do I have something for yo uin the works. Muwhahahaha. Cheers Dana!!

Marmelade: I will do that. And even if I win, my tired old body is the loser. Cheers!!

Odat: Yes, that is the basketball card of him from this past B-Ball season. Cheers!!

Matt-Man said...

Micky: Rats...Now the pressure is on me to perform. Cheers Mick!!

Cheesy said...

Matty my dear~~ I am faxing you my Icy Hot and crutches... you will need to adjust the height.

Jay said...

I've been trying to figure out what it takes to win the COW and now I know. Talk about your PENIS somewhere in the comment. I don't know why it wasn't obvious to me already. PENIS!


With that kind of height advantage that you have over Ryno, just put the ball on the ground and back him down into the lane. All he can do is foul you. Seriously, muscle the kid around. It builds character.

Of course I'd recommend he do the same thing. Get down into the lane and the go for the quick turn around jumper. Don't forget Ryno: ELBOWS OUT when you spin around around. Matt-Man has something he'll want to protect and will back up a bit giving you room to shoot. ;-)

Matt-Man said...

Cheesy: I thank you so very much. It's nice to know that someone cares. Will you spread the Icy Hot on me? Cheers!!

Jay: Ha. Your first paragraph could be a COW.

Oh trust me, Ryno knows and does foul me with frequency. The only thing that keeps him in the games thus far is that all 5'5" of him can sink 20 footers with just as much frequency.

Cheers and Congrats my good man!!

Doc said...

Congrats Jay.... (Jay always has a way of putting into words exactly what I am thinking) and Starlight.

I can't wait to see what Conan O'Sillyass stole from you...

The Absurdist said...

Congrats!

Can we still fill out the bag-o-date thingy?

Matt-Man said...

Doc: I liiike the Jay-Man, and Starr has been around for evah. As far as Conan, I was shocked, SHOCKED Doc.

And now, I am off to kick some 13 year old butt. Cheers!!

Matt-Man said...

Abs: Why yes, have at it Abs, and send it my way. Have a good Saturday, and Cheers!!

Desert Songbird said...

Starr is a prize. She deserves a COW many times over.

Have fun with Ryno. Soon, though, I suspect he's gonna start shooting those rainbow hook shots over his old man's head, if he isn't already.

Matt-Man said...

Songbird: Starr is a gem...

I am the one that even he calls, "Captain Hook". My hook shot is actually kinda sweet. Cheers and I'll have a full report soon.

~Deb said...

I gotta check out her site! Love finding new blogs that are of "Matt-Man caliber"! :D

And if you're thinking of setting up a dating service, be aware of people like the one I speak of in my posts lately.

SCARY! ...

VE said...

Congrats Jay. We cow winners are where the beef's at baby! Because we managed to udder something funny to the matt-man.

Matt-man, don't be fouling that kid to win either. We've got the internet cams up watching...

Doc said...

Enjoy the hoops... i hope you don't pull a hammy.

Jeff B said...

Two more COW's in the barn. Congrats to both Jay's penis and Starrlight's penis great comments.

Jay, I admire your way of touching Matt in just the right penis spot to win his affection.

Hopefully one day I can join the penis ranks again.

Ryno, just whip out your penis moves and take the old man down.

katherine. said...

you are gonna expose Conan O'Brien?
he stole your jewels?

there is a lot of penis in these comments....
matt
jay
jeff
doc

wow

katherine. said...

(have fun with the RynMan...don't hurt yourself...)

Winter said...

Congrats to the COW winners! There is nothing like talking penis to get a bloggers attention. Must be why there's penis in my post today. LOL

Hey! The little man is a cutie! Too bad my daughter's too old for him at the moment. Maybe in 10 years...

Have fun with the b-ball and don't hurt anything required for a sexual encounter!

Sandee (Comedy +) said...

Have a great day Matt-Man. :)

Desert Songbird said...

They may need to call you Dr. Hook, 'cuz you're gonna need The Medicine Show after a game of hoops with the Kid.

Matt-Man said...

Deb: Starr is a gem. And I will check upon the crazy of whom you speak. Cheers!!

VE: Keep your beef under wraps, andit's the little one who is foul prone. Cheers!!

Doc: My hammies made it thorugh without a pull or tear. Cheers!!

Matt-Man said...

Jeff: Jay is from Arkansas. They touch alot of penis down there. Cheers!!

Kat: I made it thorugh just fine and yes, O'Brien touched one of my jewels. Cheers!!

Winter: Penis Post Pusher!! Thanks, he is a cutie alright. Cheers!!

Matt-Man said...

Sandee: Thanks and you do the same. Cheers!!

Songbird: Ha. Very Good. But I remained unbroken and unbowed. Cheers!!

metalmom said...

Good job on the scores.I guess that's one way to burn off the meat calories!

Matt-Man said...

Metalmom: Thanks...Meat calories are easy to burn, it's the carbs that kill ya. Cheers!!

Tug said...

Enjoy the wins while you can Matt - he's still growing & will be kicking the old man's butt soon enough - my nephews have taught me this very difficult lesson. ;-)

Matt-Man said...

Tug: I think I have 18 months or so left. By that time, he should be only 2 or 3 inches shorter, and he is quite good. I will enjoy it while I can. Cheers!!

Schmoop said...

Boobies!!!!

Jahooni said...

Jay is always so funny. He deserves the cow and pig and horse or whatever!

Is that Ryno (the pic) cute cute cute kid. We should marry him off with my daughter! ;)~

Matt-Man said...

Schmoop: Did you say that because everyone is saying "penis" or because your boobies need attention? Cheers!!

Jahooni: Jay is a hoot. Yes that's Ryno. My son and your daughter, eh? Just don't let him know that she wears a pink baseball uniform. Cheers Jahooooooni!!

Jahooni said...

Did you win this morning, is it now 4-0?

Jahooni said...

oh wait, you did. i just read it again. sorry.

Matt-Man said...

Jahooni: Put the vodka away Jahooni. ; ) Cheers!!

leelee said...

What a handsome young man..

watch out matt..it's only a matter of time before he whoops your ass.

~wistfully~They grow up so fast~~

Congrats to this weeks Cow winners

HUGS!

Micky-T said...

Must be fun imagining the day he really beats you!
Your going to be a prouder dad than you are now.

I got a kickass hook myself!

Matt-Man said...

Leelee: Thanks. I know, he's already older than I think he is. At least he acts like it. Cheers Dear!!

Mick: Hook shots are an art if done well. But I won't be proud when he beats me. I'll beat him. ; ) Cheers!!

Lu' said...
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Matt-Man said...

Lu: That is so filthy. Take your potty talk and innuendo elsewhere. I will have none of that. I try to keep this place clean. Cheers Lu!!

Lu' said...
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Cheesy said...

Spread it on ya?? You betcha Barney! I promise not to get it near your PENIS....

Travis said...

It's all about the inches.

Height! I'm talking about the 7 inches of height you have on the kid!

Matt-Man said...

Cheesy: Mmmmmmm. You're the best. Cheers!!

Travis: HA. Very good Trav. Cheers!!

Starrlight said...

Talk about my lack of timing! I go on vacation the day I get a hot beef injection...of sorts ;)

Thanks Matt! It's easy bein' cheesy in Bagwine land. You give me lots of fodder to work with!

Matt-Man said...

Starr: I know!! I was so bummed because you weren't around. I'll keep serving up the fodder and you keep on bein' cheesy, lovely one. Cheers!!

Kimmie said...

Love the pic of your son. What a handsome boy he is. I agree..enjoy yourself while you can, he will be beatin' the stuffin's out of you in a blink.

Congratulaions to all the "Cow" Winners! You All Rock!
Smiles,
Kimmie

Matt-Man said...

Kimmie: He's a sweetheart!! Cheers!!