Oh sure HNT is always fun, but I am tired of simply being thought of as some type of Court Jester with an incredibly ripped body, so...
I thought I would dress professionally today.
Unfortunately my suit is being cleaned. So, I have to settle for a tie only...
I think I have made my point. So with that being said and done...
I am taking you all out for lunch!!
Bacon Double Cheeseburger, anyone?Now if you'll excuse me...As I said, my suit is being cleaned and it is time for me to go take it out of the washer and put it into the dryer.
Happy Half-Nekkid Thursday!!
Cheers!!
78 comments:
mmmmmmmmm...bacon.
Will this make me gain weight in my sleep?
HAPPY HAPPY HNT Matt!
Tug: Not a problem...I'll sneak into your dreams as well and help ya work it off. Cheers!!
Don't drip any hot grease anywhere on anything that might be sensitive to that sort of thing!!
Jay: Good sex is often frought with danger and the threat of injury. Cheers!!
I was hoping it was gonna just be a really long tie.....
(I was with tug...thinking bacon too....)
I'll go for a bacon double cheeseburger! No sauce though...
Ha!
Happy HNT! :)
Kat: Man, you guys are HARD to please. Cheers Kat!!
Covert: Not even if it's special sauce or better yet, Matt-Mannaisse? Cheers Sexy!!
mateo honey....if you were hard...we would be pleased....
smile.
Kat: Ha. You always say the nicest things. Cheers Kat!!
Hmmm well you didn't claim it to be a Whopper so I see no problem with false advertising ;-)*giggling*
TB: Pfffft. Whoppers are all garnish and no meat. I'm all sirlon with a side of tongue. ; )~~ Cheers!!
*grin* Please say it's bring-a-fellow-blogger-to-work day. :)
Happy HNT!
That's a lot of damn meat! Lol. Your pictures are always amusing. Happy HNT!
gosh i am sooooooooooo... did I say sooooooooooooo hungry for a burger and of course a Matt-Man on the side. ;)~ Yummies.
I'm all about beef baby.
Double bacon cheeseburger?? I was hoping for a little loose meat!
Who needs a suit?
But you're hiding the pickle!!!!! Hope it's not a sour one ;-)
Nice tie.
Peace
Ms I: If that's what you want, so be it. Cheers!!
Amorous: Amusing how? Like a clown. ; ) Cheers!!
Jahooni: I'll Super Size your meal for ya. Cheers!!
Lu: Beef is delicious, isn't it? Cheers Lu!!
Dana: You know just how to push my buttons. Mmmmm Loose Meat. Cheers!!
DB: I guess you're right. Nekkid is good. Cheers!!
Odat: Thanks and the pickle is very, very sweet. Cheers!!
I thought they're be something more meaty at the end of the tie as well! Cute!
Nice to see a guy with a good sense of humor. HHNT!
That meatiness of yours sure is appetizing! Why am I thinking of pulled pork?
Oh look the Hambugler's nudist cousin.
Fairy: Why thanks and thanks for stopping by. HHNT and Cheers!!
Dianne: Ha. I love having my pork pulled. Have a lovely day. Cheers!!
Roger: Ha...I'd have trouble hiding the stuff I burglerd. Cheers!!
So..you are a half-windsor guy?
Mr. Fab: Half-Windsor and Full Nelson. Bend over baby, uhn uhn. Cheers!!
I'm not quite sure if this fit of laughter is due to the expression on your face or your ginormous meaty deliciousness!
Leighann: It's probably my expression. It's what the Una Bomber would look like...I mean, if he was cool. Cheers!!
Nice Buns!
Jeff: They are always fresh. Squeeze them; you'll see. Cheers!!
After examining this photo long and hard I still can't determine exactly what is holding the sign up. Your meat looks well done though ;)
Knight: It's "magic"...At least that is how most women refer to it. Cheers!!
Magic holds the sign on? Well, answer me this--Can you hang a towel on it?
Metal: Bring your beach towel over and I'll show ya. Cheers!!
I officially want this to be the July image for your calendar. I think it's only appropriate that I get to ogle your meat during the month of my birth.
Why do I think the sign that says "Objects Will Appear Larger than real life" is missing here?
LadyJaye: Better yet, for July and your B-Day, full frontal as flaming balls from a Roman Candle are shooting from my ass? Cheers LJ!!
Bond: There should be such a sign. My object is as you said, "Larger than real life..." Thanks Vinny. Cheers!!
....well, you're a symetrical sum'bitch, I'll give ya that......
Phfrankie: Ha. Good One. I guess I am. Cheers P-Man!!
I'll skip the beef... and the rest~ Just lay some pork on me baby!
You should be a walking advertisement, that will create a stir!
TK Kerouac's HNT
No sauce No cheese ... No tiny burgers.
Cheesy: Mmmmmm Pork and Cheese. Will that be for here or To-Go? Cheers!!
TK: HA. Thanks. HHNT and Cheers TK!!
Jamie: No Cheese!!? That's Blasphemous!! I hope all is well Jamie. Cheers!!
Like the line from "The Full Monty" - "Gentleman, the lunchbox has landed!" Happy HNT.
Lapis: Ha. Very Good. Cheers!!
Correct me if I'm wrong but were you not wearing a suit....your birthday suit with that fab tie?
Sassy: Well, yes, I guess I was. No tailor could do the look of it justice. Cheers Sassy!!
Hey, did you get new sunglasses?
Songbird: Yep, Ryno gave them to me. The last pair are actually Schmoop's. Hope you guys are havin' fun. Cheers!!
Sheesh! Has no one ever told you that you should never, ever wear a tie with a cheeseburger? ;-)
Happy HNT!
Ro: Ha. Very Good. Thanks for stopping, HHNT, and Cheers to ya!!
*contemplates no longer being a vegetarian*
Now that is what I call a nice hunk of meat! ;o)
Your creativity never fails to amaze us! Happy HNT!
Talisman: HA. I am glad I could make you question that. Cheers Talisamn!!
PP: Would you like it rare, medium, or every five miuntes? Cheers!!
G&S: Ha. Thanks. It's getting more difficult. How many times do people wanna see food on my wanker. Cheers Guys!!
You make meat look oh so good!
Oh Matt. Now you're making me crave a whole LOT of things that aren't good for me....
...but I guess as long as no one's looking....
SMOOCHES.
Finally, the answer to the question, "Where's the beef?!"
Nice thighs there Matty. You could give Suzanne a run for her money on Thighmaster spokespersonage!
Damnit! You HAD to show me how big an d juicy your meat was, didn't you? RAWR
GB: Why thanks...I'd love to let you see it up close, and personal. Cheers GB!!
Angell: Crave away, we can always work a salad into the mix somewhere. Cheers Angell!!
Starr: You know what's funny about that? Her last name is actually Mahoney. Must be in the genes. Cheers!!
Winter: Time to ring the dinner bell!! Cheers Winter!!
No way!
OMG..ok this is a total train of thought comment but I am now seeing Suzanne's head rather than the hamburger. I really gotta stay out of the xrated fangirl threads cause I am losing it :P
Starr: Yes, way!! And Sally Field is a Mahoney as well. Take that fangirl!! Muwhahahahahaha. Cheers!!
You have a veritable harem of women. Wonder if Rachel Rey can loan you her offending black and white scarf ;)
/scampers back to her arm porn
I'd ask "where's the beef" but that would be redondant..
lookin' good and meaty matty!
Nice tie and those shades rule!
Leelee: Thanks...All the better to see you with my dear. Cheers Babay!!
No, not like a clown because I don't find clowns amusing at all and they tend to creep me out. Amusing like a funny man who makes me chuckle when I visit his blog. ;)
Amorous: Well, I can live with that!! Cheers!!
Nice tie.
How can you tell it is Ronald McDonald on Half Naked Thursday?
I think that beef has Mad Matt disease (that's like a cross between Mad Max and Mad Cow). Good HNT...you are shameless!!!
There's something disturbing about the food/unmentionables justoposition. You should try cartoon characters and see how that looks. Or just go with Full Monte Thursday.
Travis: it is kinda funky in a good way. Cheers!!
Kat: How? C'mon now, don't leave me hangin'. Cheers!!
VE: Shameless? That was very nice of you. Cheers!!
Marilyn: Have you been reading my mind again? There WILL be cartoon characters involved in the near future. Cheers!!
(he's the one with seasame seed buns)
For some strange reason, this is what just leapt to mind:
"Bun seed sesame a on onions pickles cheese lettuce sauce special patties beef all two."
... I really don't know why...
Kat: Ha. I had forgotten about that. Cheers!!
Desert Rat: Ha. I discombulated you, didn't I? Cheers Rat!!
I wonder why I keep forgetting to drop by here on Thursday?
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