Thursday, May 15, 2008

Half Nekkid Thursday: Let's Clambake, Baby

Ohhhh, Mama...The King of Bagwine is in the House, Bitches!!



Let Me Heat Up Your Pot and Toss My Angry Clam in There


Clambake Baby!!


Happy Half-Nekkid Thursday

Do yourself a favor and make life a beach this weekend.

Cheers!!

78 comments:

Desert Songbird said...

Your HNT entries never fail to leave me speechless (from bewilderment)...

Desert Songbird said...

Oh, and Life is always a beach, at least in my mind, baby...

Marilyn said...

Ummm... that was even more Matt-manish than ussual.

Jay said...

*stares in complete disbelief*

*shakes head back and forth slowly*

Karen said...

Oh boy, Matt. I don't think I have words.

Dana said...

That appears to be one of them thar LONG neck clams ....

The Covert Lover said...

That was a little disturbing. No, a lot disturbing.
Great job! :)

Happy HNT!

katherine. said...

do you have crabs...or are you just a pearl of a man?

nice leges there mateo...

Kimmie said...

Ummmm...who is that guy, and what did they do with our Matt-Man?

Now I am going to have nightmares! Those pictures give me the vapors! Yowza...
Hugs,
Kimmie

The Ferryman said...

You crazy SOB.

You know, every once in a while I think about participating in HNT, but then I realize that anything I do would pale in comparison to your genius.

I think I hate you.

Lu' said...

Oh yah, always nice to hear the King and see him at his prime appearance , I think.

Schmoop said...

Songbird: Sweet. Tha makes me at least two fo rtwo over the last couple of weeks. Cheers!!

Marilyn: I give until it hurts Marilyn. Cheers!!

Jay: Are you All Shook Up? Cheers Jay!!

Schmoop said...

Karen: HA. Well, umm...I guess I really don't either. Cheers Karen!!

Dana: You are correct. Wanna pop it open? Cheers!!

Covert: As always...that is my goal. Cheers!!

Schmoop said...

Kat: Thanks, and yes I am a pearl. Wanna irritate me? Please? cheers!!

Kimmie: A little bit of the vapors never hurt anyone. Cheers!!

Mr. Fab: Don't Hate. Nothing can pale to this pasty white body. Cheers!!

Schmoop said...

Lu: I think he's angry 'cause he's lonely. Here's to the King. Cheers Lu!!

Pure Temptation said...

Praise to the king! I always enjoy coming to you site and seeing what you have come up with....even if I don't comment all the time;) HHNT

Schmoop said...

Naughty: Always a pleasure to see ya. HHNT and Cheers Hot Stuff!!

- said...

Holy clam*baking hell! Never a dull moment over here! That's fer damn*clam sure! : )

U keep me smiling u Crazy Bagwiner & yes... do enjoy yourself a beachy weekend! (giggle*giggle) ; )

Schmoop said...

Smile: I try to keep things in a happy frame of mind. Cheers Smile!!

Lu' said...

Well, slap him silly, tell him a story while your at it or better yet, watch a movie together...

Schmoop said...

Lu: You are always thinkin'. I'll do that. Cheers!!

RW said...

Ha you got chicken legs!

Schmoop said...

Roger: Ha, I know...I'm shaped like Foghorn Leghorn. Cheers!!

Odat said...

You ain't nothing but a hound dog!!!! Some blue suede shoes with black socks would sure make that outfit!!!

(You're very sick!)

{eace

Schmoop said...

Odat: You went to all of that trouble and then summed it up in three words. You are brilliant. Cheers Odat!!

Anonymous said...

I think you're confused about who wears the clam...

Schmoop said...

Biscuit: Not at all, this baby, is a MAN-CLAM. Albeit it is two-dimensional. Cheers Biscuit!!

Ken said...

Call me a copy cat of Jay
if you must!


*stares in complete disbelief*

*shakes head back and forth slowly*

Schmoop said...

Micky: You are in awe of my Adonis-Like features aren't you? Cheers Mick!!

Phfrankie Bondo said...

...still beats hell outta the bathroom vid...

Schmoop said...

Phfrankie: Ha. Funny thing about the Bathroom vid? It has actually been viewed nearly 400 times. Go Figure. Cheers!!

Cheesy said...

Holy lemoned gooey duck MattMan... pass the garlic butter~~~

Schmoop said...

Cheesy: Best offer I have had all day. I'll bring the wine; you bring the cheese, and we will cover each other in warm, garlic butter. Yeah, Baby. Cheers Cheesy!!

Knight said...

Why is your clam so very angry? I'm afraid to go near it. Please tell me you colored it in yourself and didn't somehow trick your son into participating in the project.
Mmmmmm clambake.

Schmoop said...

Knight: HA. That is a disturbingly funny thought, but no, I wouldn't involve little man.

And clams, mmmmmmm. Fried, Boiled, or Bearded, Yum-Fricking-Oh. Cheers Knight!!

Lex Valentine said...

That is the BEST Elvis impersonation I have ever seen. You sure you're not his bastard son or something?

Liz Hill said...

Now THERE'S a hunka hunka burnin' love!!

OMG I linked directly to this *giggling*

Schmoop said...

Winter: I wish I was. I'd be rich. Hell, I'd throw a big honkin' B-Day party for your daughter tomorrow. Cheers!!

TB: Mmmmmmmmm. I love when you link directly to me. Cheers Gorgeous!!

Leighann said...

Um....

You know....

I'm....

Yeah.

Schmoop said...

Leighann: America's new Poet Laureate, Ladies and Gentlemen. Put your hands together for Leighann. Cheers!!

Cinnamon Girl said...

Angry is one thing, the real question is, Is it hairy or do you manscape?

And g'damn Matt. You are mighty flexible *wink wink*

Schmoop said...

Starr: I do not Manscape. I live as my DNA and evolution have left me.

And yes, even in my advanced 43 years, I end up walking 2-3 miles a day and remain quite flexible. VERY flexible. Cheers Starr!!

katherine. said...

ya know...in the first shot....if I didn't recognize your chest...I would have never known it was you...


(another "does the carpet match the drapes" inquiry?)

Schmoop said...

Kat: Oh No!! Has my chest become that familiar!? Wait until this summer, Ryno has the same mask...A pictorial will be produced. Cheers!!

Anonymous said...

I'm diggin' your clam, baby.

Schmoop said...

Lady Jaye: Ha. Very Good. Have a great day and all the best to ya. Cheers!!

Anonymous said...

Very, very nice! =D

HHNT!

Schmoop said...

Naughty: Thanks Hot Stuff. You are so very, very naughty!! Cheers!!

Tug said...

I'm SO glad you didn't do old fat Elvis, but a white sequined jumpsuit would be fun!

Schmoop said...

Tug: Personally, I was hoping to come up with a cape, but alas, I fell short. But don't think that I would fall short with you. Cheers Tug!!

Tug said...

hummina hummina - you got me all shook up.

;-)

Schmoop said...

Tug: You're the Devil in Disguise, aren't ya? Please say you are. Rowwwrrrr. Cheers Love!!

Tug said...

Only when I'm WEARING my disguise - I like to keep the little horns & tail on display.

Dianne said...

Holy Crap!! that made me hot and that really disturbs me.

you have got some fine legs - are they real?

Schmoop said...

Dianne: Ha. There may be a C.O.W. in your future. Yeah, they're real, although some people claim that I am just drawn that way. Cheers Dianne!!

Schmoop said...

Tug: I LOOOOOOVE when you diplay your tail. Cheers!!

Anonymous said...

you are without a doubt the king!!

Schmoop said...

Narf: Oooooo Baby....Wanna be my Auburn-Haired Quenn. Cheers Narf!!

TK Kerouac said...

My Lord! you create a stir



TK Kerouac's HNT

Schmoop said...

TK: Good to see ya and thanks. Cheers and HHNT!!

Anonymous said...

Honestly, every time I come here for HNT... I am rendered speechless.

That's a first, congratulations!

Vinny "Bond" Marini said...

I have gone blind and will need an operation to cleanse my brain of the sight you have pushed upon us

Schmoop said...

Motley: I will take that as a compliment. Happt Birthday Eve!! Cheers!!

Bond: Good luck with that. Hoprfully the Doctor will overcharge you. Cheers!!

Ed & Jeanne said...

Alright, turnabout is fairplay...it's my turn to be speechless!

Schmoop said...

VE: HA....I know better than THAT. I am sure there is something YOU have to say. Cheers!!

Greg and Sheryl said...

We can always count on you to put smiles on our faces. Happy HNT anniversary!

Schmoop said...

G&S: Same to ya and thanks. Have a great day and glad you get a smile guys. Cheers!!

Unknown said...

Damn! Again I clicked here without remembering me it’s Thursday.

Schmoop said...

Nick: You are one lucky guy!! Cheers Nick!!

Ms. Inconspicuous said...

That's just pretty darn awesome. Great HNT!

Johanne said...

That's hilarious.. and yes, your flexibility is impressive!
HHNT!

Jo said...

Sweet Mother of Pearl. You bring "Fun with scissors, paper & glue" to a new level.

Every time I come to Matt-Land I end up a little traumatized...but I keep coming back! You're like a voodoo witchdoctor.

Schmoop said...

Ms.: Why thank ya Ms. Rowwwrrrrr. Cheers!!

Sea: I like to stay flexible. CHeers!!

Jo: That is the best compliment I have gotten all day. Cheers to you!!

leelee said...

Holy Sh*t!

Schmoop said...

Leelee: That about sums it up. Cheers Leelee!!

desert rat said...

OMG! You are HILARIOUS! I had to wait until Friday for my HNT fix as I was away from my beloved laptop - it was -as always - worth the wait!

Schmoop said...

Desert Rat: It is unfortunate that you didn't have access to this one when you did your most fine video. Cheers Rat!!

Ginormous Boobs said...

Wow, that's some bearded clam!