See that sweet, cherubic face?It’s just so, innocent and "girl next door looking", isn’t it?
Ha, don’t be fooled by it.
As I mentioned yesterday, I was hoping for a little sumpin’ sumpin’ on a Saturday night.
Well, be careful what ya wish for, right? Right!!
I am a broken man today as a result of a 4 hour Flesh-Fest.
That’s right, bitches, my wildest dreams came true (over and over again) and now I am paying for it.
I have to work 11-7 today, and my body is battered and bruised.
Schmoop worked me over but good. Don’t get me wrong, I enjoyed every minute of it. Every one of the 240 minutes.
But wow…I now need a non-sexual massage and some high powered vitamin supplements.
And my back, dear God, my back!!
It is so scratched up, it looks as though Picasso and Julie Newmar hooked up and did an abstract interpretation of Catwoman on my canvas of flesh.
Our carnal carnival lasted so long, that we took a break half way through and ate some brats, then returned to our pornographic play time.
As part of our service today I ask for your prayers for a full and quick recovery, for the Schmoop wants a repeat performance tonight.
Amen, and Amen.
Have a great Sunday, all.
Cheers!!
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35 comments:
Holy Crackers! I'm quoted in the sidebar! And on a Sunday! The universe is aligned. Thank You Matt.
Your lovely lady has the look of the proverbial canary who swallowed the brat. Or was that the cat who swallowed the canary - or ... screw it - somebody swallowed something and that's usually a good thing.
As for your carnal injuries - what can I say - the price of being a living legend and a sex god.
Just walk it off. You can do it.
Dianne: You are so observant...It's been up there since Thursday!! ; )
I will indeed, walk it off, and later, work it out. I hope your weekend is going well, Di. Cheers!!
Easy now, pace yourself!
Micky: But these opportunities present themselves to me so rarely. Cheers!!
That's the price you pay for getting older, sugah. All good things come with a price, especially at our age.
*sigh*
Songbird: On the flip side, age also makes times like these more appreciated. Cheers!!
^5 Schmoop!
Matt~brat~Matt..The sandwich of Champs!
Good thing Sunday is the day of rest....
Since Thursday!? Crap the menopause is hitting me hard.
Actually since it was HNT I was so enthralled by the spectacle that is YOU that my eyes had no room for anything more.
Don't work too hard, Matt-Man. Have a good day!
Sounds like you're suffering from a bad case of back scratch fever.
LMAO@ Jeff B--there's a COW if I ever saw one!
And YAY or the sex!!!
YAY Schmoop!
That is one way to erect a monument. Let us hope the South shall rise again.
You poor man......NOT!
You just have to deal with it, when you ask you might get.
I'm wondering how you'll feel after round two. Will your aches and pain be worked out of you by then, or will your body be even more battered and satisfied?
Wow, impressive. 5 more hours of it and you could have watched the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy at the same time!
I rather assume that you’ll recover.
I effin rule!! Hope you don't have to work too hard today dear, got me some plans!!! RRRAAAWWWRR!!
Wait a minute. You have a great lay and are now looking for sympathy? Fuck you buddy! I should smack you with BOB.
Although, apparently Schmoop already did. You go girlfriend :P Did he walk like a geriatric afterwards? That is always so amusing. My ex is nearly 5 years younger than me and he'd hobble around like Tim Conway on the Carol Burnett show ;P
I only have one more comment to make... Starr, you are my hero!!
Oooh...Schmoop you should totally make him call you Mistress Schmoop =)
Complaining about a great lay. The audacity! The Mendacity! The other acities!
Tell the truth Matt,, Schmoop had you weeding the rose bushes - that's how you got those scratches! I can't imagine you'd be complaining if it really were sex that did that to you!
To Everyone:
I just got home and I appreciate your comments.
Unfortunately I cannot comment to each of you individually at this time because Schmoop has a buzz; she's off tomorrow, and she's ready for round two.
Wish me luck; I'm goin' in...
Cheers!!
schmoop so effin' rules..
YOU GO GIRL!!
Don't be complaining tomorrow Matt, or I'll turn my trained killer self on you!
I don't really have anything to say, so I'll just be over here fondly recalling a couple of times when some particularly vigorous romping left me happily unable to get out of bed the next morning.
That's sure as hell better than the normal reasons I have trouble getting out of bed.
Leelee; As a matter of fact, she does indeed. Cheers!!
Dana: I will not be complaining, but go ahead, turn yourself one me. Cheers!!
Travis: It's quite the nice affliction isn't it? Cheers!!
Good for you!!
So you get what you ask for and then complain about it afterwards... typical male!
Michelle: Why thanks, and thanks for stopping by. Cheers!!
Covert: It's sad, isn't it. ; ) Cheers!!
Press the flesh, amen :)
Lu: Ha. And so it was done. Cheers!!
Here is some Vicoden Matt that and a shot of some bag wine will do miracles.
Roger: Mmmmmmmm. Vicodin. Cheers!!
Matt - I'm incredibly jealous. I can't remember the last time I WANTED to take the hubby out for a four hour romp. Now, some of the young studs I work with on the other hand....but that's a different story for a different time. Let's just say the last time I was sore after sex I was still able to get away with a student ID card.
CHEERS TO SCHMOOP - she's ma heeero!
Matt - I'm incredibly jealous. I can't remember the last time I WANTED to take the hubby out for a four hour romp. Now, some of the young studs I work with on the other hand....but that's a different story for a different time. Let's just say the last time I was sore after sex I was still able to get away with a student ID card.
CHEERS TO SCHMOOP - she's ma heeero!
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