Well folks, it’s Saturday, and I am not happy.I have to work 11 A.M. til 9 P.M. today. What a bummer.
And then I work 11-7 tomorrow…Oh the humanity!!
I guess this will prevent me from attending Jenna Bush’s wedding, dammit.
I was so looking forward to watching Dick Cheney do the Chicken Dance, and cussing out the groom.
I am thinking that Jenna probably has a pre-nuptial agreement.
She has learned from her father how ugly things can get when one doesn’t have an exit strategy.
Anyhoo, let’s get to the business at hand…
The Bagwine Ruminations Comment of the Week!!
The comments from BR readers are always smart, funny, and in this case, one that offers an invaluable lifestyle tip.
The comment comes from my Wednesday post which dealt with me attending Women’s Conferences this summer in order to get laid.
Hammer, of When Your Only Tool is a Hammer, provided me with a great piece of societal knowledge that will greatly enhance my experience…
“That's quite a schedule. You do know it's quite acceptable to wear French ticklers inside out.”
Thanks for the tip Hammer and congrats on ropin’ this week’s COW. Go say Hi to The Hammer-Man by clicking HERE.
And Now, a Saturday video bonus.
Another Desert Rat, who was the catalyst for me making the hilarious Old Time God video, sent quite the surprise to me.
She had asked what program I used to make my Blog-Fo-Mercials©. I told her…she had the program…and the rest is You Tube history.
In spite of her subject matter (moi) it is a damn good job for any attempt, let alone her first one.
Ladies and Gents, ADR’s video interpretation of Bagwine Ruminations…
Thank Ya Pal!!
If you’d like to visit her, say great job, and then tell her what a shame it is that I will be suing her for copyright infringement, click HERE.
Have a great Saturday all. I’ll see ya…well…someday.
Cheers!!
28 comments:
So sorry you have to miss the nuptials because of your work schedule. I'm sure she would have loved the gift card from Wal-Mart that you were going to give them.
(oops - sarcasm used!)
Nice video job on Rat's part. Really captures you well.
You have to luv ya some Ham! He's better than Spam! Sorry you have to work today... I feel the same pain... sigh...
You know what they say Matt-Man, "Imitation is the most sincere form of flattery" ... or grounds for an intellectual property lawsuit!
Rat did an AWESOME job though, and the fact that you didn't know it was coming (don't you hate it when that happens?) made it even better!
Songbird: I was thinking more along the lines of a toaster. One in which Dubya would fit. Rat did a fine job. Cheers!!
Cheesy: Hammer is a funny man. Oh well, I may miss the wedding but I'll show up for the honeymoon. Cheers!!
Dana: Yep, I never saw it coming. I feel so punk'd. But it was incredibly nice of her. Cheers!!
She did a good job and congrats to Hammer.
To bad you have to go out and do your job. Maybe there will be lots of babes wanting you to place the package in their back seat.
Micky: That would make the day a little brighter, not mention a little wetter. Cheers Mick!!
Thanks for the cow award matt-man!
And great video!
I would hate for our bathroom libraries meet in a dark alley..it wouldn't be pretty ;D
Hammer: You are more than welcome, funny man. And there is no reason that your right leaning Libertarian and my Liberal libraries can't co-exist.
They are all one in the eyes of the Dewey Decimal System. Cheers!!
Holy Shit! You POSTED it! I don't know if I should be proud or run and hide under the bed with my stuffed penguin.
Desert Rat: Well of course I did. How could I not? It's fantastic. Thanks and keep makin' them. Cheers, I loved it!!
Congrats to Hammer...he's a funny guy!
What a great video....ahahahahaha.....captures you to a t.
Peace
Congrats to Hammer...he's a funny guy!
What a great video....ahahahahaha.....captures you to a t.
Peace
Odat: Yes he is. And yep. ADR did a damn fine job. Cheers!!
Cool vid!
Congrats to Hammer! Very funny comment.
Congrats to Rat too! That was a simply great job!
Take it easy on the work there, Matt. Can't have you spoiling the weekend with too much of it.
So I guess Jenna Bush loses her virginity tonight huh? Damn, I always thought I'd be there for that moment.
DR made an awesome video for ya!
What program do you use for those videos?
I saw that pic of Bush and for a second there I thought he had on that suit from Talking Head's Stop Making Sense..but then realized it was the chair...
The video was awesome - great job DR! Congrats to Hammer for the COW also.
There should be a law against working weekends - can you take care of that when you're pres?
Will Cheney have his gun cocked during the chicken dance??
You're working? That sucks.
I'll have an extra beer, some nachos and bacon burgers just for you. (Unfortunately I'll have to be with family when I do!)
Nice job ADR!!!
Working on the weekend sucks.
Nick: She did a yeoman's job didn't she? Cheers!!
Winter: It kinda sucks, 'cause I miss reading blogs, and I miss the Schmoopster, but it is not a bad gig. Cheers!!
Jay: She loses it tonight? Ha. You crack me up Jay. Cheers!!
VE: Hahahaha. By God, it does. Keen observation. Cheers!!
Tug: I'll outlaw the practice. Cheney's gun is always cocked, but is it any longer loaded? Cheers!!
Metalmom: That is so very bittersweet. Cheers!!
Travis: Yeah, but what can ya do. Cheers Travis!!
dayam! hammer thinks of EVERYTHING!
*;[
*wild applause*
Impressive video. Yet another talent that I don't have.
Was a very flattering spin on you and your blog - you should give her compensation! How 'bout half of what you earned at work tonight?
Jen
Nanc: He is so gifted. Thanks for stopping by. Cheers!!
Jen: You are so right. Rest assured that I am sending her a check for $6.27 immediately. Cheers Jen!!
I just want to know if someone was wise enough to write "Got Bush?" on the wedding limo. Maybe instead of cans they could attach a few WMD. And the groom is lucky if all Cheney does is cuss him out. He could shoot him in the face ya know.
The video was great! She captured your spirit...and you manties ;O)
Starr: I bet at the bachelor party Dick Cheney waterboarded a hooker. Cheers!!
Matt, your work schedule BLOWS! It makes me agitated just thinking about it.
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