Sunday, June 22, 2008

Sunday Morning Church Disservice: Summer Shave

It’s a sunny, first official summer Sunday morn of 2008 here in Bagwine, Ohio…

What better way to celebrate the first weekend of summer, other than to have my personal stylist come over and shave my head.

Yepper doodle…Schmoop’s brother came over yesterday and shaved my noggin.

Always putting safety first, we performed the shorning of my skull before we got overly shit faced.

Here are the before and after results…

Before…Yeah, I know, I am one handsome bastard.



Here I am standing in front of our apartment complex dumpster on this beautiful day of the Sabbath.

Why in front of the dumpster?

Because Bagwine Heads, Sunday morning is a great time to scavenge for left over pizza that people threw out Saturday night. I’m always thinking.



Ahhhhh. There me is…In the full glory of a shaved head brightly shining against the lush green backdrop provided by the Lord.

Oh yeah Bitches, we’re havin' Church!!




Amen, and Amen...

Well, folks, if it's Sunday it means I am selling potent potables to the masses from 11-7 today.

I hope you enjoy your Sunday. We're supposed to have severe storms later. Maybe the beer drinkers will stay home and the day won't be too busy.

And now, our Sunday Serenade. No reason for this one, other than I like the tune. Enjoy.


Cheers!!



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45 comments:

Dana said...

Ooooooo!! You know how I feel about that bald head ... I can only imagine how slippery and soft it would feel if it were ... oh ... never mind ... I'll keep that fantasy to myself! Wouldn't want the rest of your readers to infringe on my fantasy!!

Schmoop said...

Dana: Woo Hoo. And of course, there is there is just enough stubble on my head and face to add just the right amount of friction. A little friction is good. Cheers Dana!!

Dianne said...

Is my mind playing tricks on me?
You shaved your head and your shoulders got bigger, massive even.
Hot!

Schmoop said...

Dianne: Ha. I have some amazing, magical qualities about me, don't I? Have a great Sunday, Di. Cheers!!

Jay said...

Your looking pretty intimidating there with the bald head dude. Hope you don't scare any small children with your bad-ass look.

Actually, I hope you do, but that's probably just me. ;-)

Schmoop said...

Jay: I have to look intimidating, because really I am just a big dork. Adn no, it's not just you. Cheers Jay!!

Jeff B said...

Cool, I love the Black Crows!

Nice dome too.

Schmoop said...

Jeff: Ha. Wrong color, wrong noun, but they do rock. Cheers Jeff!!

Anonymous said...

So, is that the only thing she shaved bald? *wink*

Happy Sunday, Matt-Man!

Schmoop said...

CrAzY: Damn stright it is. I have no desire to return to my pre-teen years. Cheers Tish!!

Jeff B said...

Green Day's ok too I guess.

Bwahahahaha

Anonymous said...

Mmmm Bald Head....

Dice Mardell said...

"ladies love outlaws (and BALD MEN) like babies love stray dogs"

...and I am no exception!

Anonymous said...

I love the totally bald head much better. Don't forget to slather on the sunblock.Squeeze it on nice and thick....and rub it in ever so slowly....mmmm yes...like that....

Anonymous said...

I love the totally bald head much better. Don't forget to slather on the sunblock.Squeeze it on nice and thick....and rub it in ever so slowly....mmmm yes...like that....

Lex Valentine said...

I'm with MM, don't forget to lube your head. LOL Looking good there Matt! I'm sure the Lord appreciates you giving up your hair for him today. Have a great Sunday!

desert rat said...

If you were in Phoenix we could fry an egg on your head.

It's kind of funny, but "huevos" means eggs and balls - like cajones - ("Dude's got Huevos, Mija!") - so huevos on your head...

You know, even I'm not quite sure where the Hell I'm going with this...

Enjoy your Sunday.

Karen said...

I love a shaved head. Looking good Matt.

Beth said...

You are one sexy mo fo! Love ya baby!

leelee said...

Extremely HOT!! I like a shaved head...

Schmoop...you are one lucky girl...TOO HOT TO HANDLE.

HUGS!!

Leighann said...

I do love a freshly shaven head!

Travis Cody said...

Nice dome!

Cinnamon Girl said...

Ah that look is a classic. My ex boyfriend type sported that look all year long. Add to that the earrings and the tattoos and the fact that he was 6'4" and we called it the "criminal" look :P


And damn fine song choice. They are kidlets favorite band and Billie Joe is one of us, my Aquarian brother ;)

Kimmie said...

Oh my...You definately give new meaning to "Bald Is Beautiful". You look very sexy my dear. Rowrrrrrr ;-)

Schmoop said...

Jeff: Why you. Cheers Jeff!!

Lady Jaye: Mmmmm, Lady Jaye....Cheers!!

Metal: You always crack me up...yes...like that. Cheers!!

Schmoop said...

Winter: Ha. Anything for the Alimighty. Cheers!!

Desert Rat: Ha. I don't know either but now I have huevos on the brain. Cheers Rat!!

Karen: Why thank ya very much kind lady. Cheers!!

Schmoop said...

Dice: Sorry to have skipped over ya Dice. Here's to you and the stray dogs. Cheers!!

Schmoop: Meow and right back at ya hot stuff. Cheers!!

Leelee: Ha...Thanks, but I'm probably the lucky one. Cheers Lee!!

Schmoop said...

Leighann: Why do you think I did it? Cheers!!

Travis: Ha. Thanks Trav. Cheers!!

Starr: It is a classic look isn't it. Here's to you my Water Bearer Sister. Cheers Starr!!

Kimmie: Mama always told me, "Sexy is as sexy does." Cheers!!

Cinnamon Girl said...

Run, Matt-Man, Run!!

Tell Schmoops Cher says smooches ;)

Schmoop said...

Starr: Snap Out of It!!! Cheers!!

Marilyn said...

I don't know. I kinda liked the before picture. But it's probably just that expression on your face.

Schmoop said...

Marilyn: Well thanks, pal. I hope you had a good weekend. Cheers, Marilyn!!

CreativeMish said...

Thanks for the church service.. I didn't make it today.. The new do looks good.. better than a rug huh?

Schmoop said...

Michelle: Damn Straight...Anyone who wears a rug should be shot. We are who we are. Cheers Michelle!!

j said...

You look very handsome Matt! Nothing like a Goat and a shaved head. You know there are only so many perfect heads... the rest God covered with hair.

Be blessed.

Jen

Schmoop said...

Jen: Thank you. My bald head and I, appreciate it. Cheers JEn!!

RW said...

I just shaved my head to, the top one!

Cheesy said...

Ohhhh shiney~~~
[sorry A.D.D. kicked in]

As American as Apple Pie said...

I like the new look. Makes you look like a bad-ass. I've always had a soft spot for bad-asses. Put on that black leather jacket and I'm yours.

Schmoop said...

Cheesy: Ha. Pay attnetion, dammit. Cheers!!

Apple: I'll do that...just for you. Cheers Apple!!

leelee said...

Yes...I would say you are...

HUGS to ya both!!

Schmoop said...

Leelee: Mmmmmmm. A hug from you. I like that. Cheers, adorable one!!

Tug said...

A smooth head...hmmmm... ;-)

I like.

katherine. said...

every girl is crazy for a shaved head man....

Schmoop said...

Tug: Mmmmmmmmmmm, Tug. Cheers!!

Kat: That has possibilities. Cheers Kat!!