Saturday, July 26, 2008

Q-Tips and Dr Pepper

Today marks the last day of my "Phonin' It In Week" here on the Blogosphere. It has been nice to relax and not put too much into things.

Flesh-Fest 2 has been going just dandy...My prostate is as clean as a whistle. Thanks, Schmoop!!

I came across the following picture last night. It is of Ryno when he was seven.

Although the picture (of a picture) is a bit blurred, it still illustrates the comedic genius he had developed even in his formative years.

What a laugh riot he is...at times.

In case you didn't know, in spite of Lola's big hair, Schmoop has always been the inspiration for the Lola half of the Inky and Lola cartoons.

So, since her and I are in the middle of Flesh-Fest 2 I thought I would throw her into the animated mix...She so blew my cover with Inky.

And Now...Our Comment of the Week.


This week's comment comes courtesy of a hot, young lady named Lady Jaye.

Bright, articulate, and incredibly hot, she commented on my post about my cat missing having sex.

I wondered aloud if my cat Corky, missed getting nailed in an alley by a big orange Tom hung like a lion. Lady Jaye responded with the following...

"I haven't had sex in so long, I feel like I'm fixed. I wonder if a big man named Tom would nail me in an alley..."

Even smart chicks need some lovin'. Congrats to the lovely Lady Jaye, and please go congratulate her on ropin' this week's COW.

To go to her site click HERE.

Well kids, that's it for this Dr Pepper Day.

Why Dr Pepper Day? Because Schmoop and I are gonna get naked at 10, 2, and 4...And 8 and 11. Does anybody have any B12 they can spare?

Cheers!!

24 comments:

Desert Songbird said...

No, but I can slip you some Viagra.

Lu' said...

Ah but his humor gave you life. Don't be an ungrateful dickless stick figure Inky. Many find humor in the penis and you manage to rise above that and amuse us sans a hangly dangly unit.

Schmoop said...

Songbird: I don't think Viagra is safe to take when drinking Rose. Cheers!!

Lu: Wow...You can make penislessness sound so poetic. Cheers Lu!!

Cheesy said...

Congrtz Jaye! Ryno is all cutsie with his gap faced self!!!

Sorry Matt... I only have B-1 on hand and it is to keep little pricks with stingers AWAY [skeeters lol]

Schmoop said...

Cheesy: He was so cute when was losing his teeth. Good luck with the little pricks. Cheers Cheesy!!

Anonymous said...

Oh wow, I'm so honored. I'm glad that you find my sexual needs humorous. I plan on spending a lot of time in alleys looking for Tom this weekend.

Dana said...

Inky isn't the sharpest stick is he? It took Schmoop to point out the obvious before he realized that you are the one who makes him dickless??

Schmoop said...

Lady Jaye: Congrats. Good luck finding a semi-clean, well hung alley dweller. I'm sure they're out there. Cheers LJ!!

Dana: Inky is not the brightest guy in the world. That's what makes him so endearing. Cheers Dana!!

Dianne said...

ryno was (and is) such a cutie. love his letterman style smile! he's got greatness in his future.

how the hell does Lola stay on her feet with such tiny legs holding up such majestic boobies!? Oh wait, she doesn't really need to stand up much.

word to schmoop!

Trukindog said...

Flesh Fest 2!!!
Damn, since things went south with my ex 2 yrs. ago the only flesh fest I've partaking in is increasing the size of my Beerbelly, even Lola's lookin good these days.

Schmoop said...

Dianne: Thanks, but a few thousand dollars later the gap is gone. But he's still got "it". Cheers Di!!

Trukin': Sorry to hear that but as for Lola...She's HOT!! Cheers Dawg!!

Cinnamon Girl said...

Oysters!

You enjoy Fleshfest. After working 10 hours last Saturday and loitering at the Mega Huge Cinemax for 2 hours in line to see Batman last Sunday, I am participating in...

SLACKFEST!

Ironically that is also the subtitle of my love life. Time to drink :P

Schmoop said...

Starr: Screw Slackfest...Stop by here, and we can have Smack-Fest!! Lalalalalala. Enjoy the booze. Have a lovely day, dear. Cheers!!

jbwritergirl said...

Sounds more like you need one of those monster energy drinks.

Schmoop said...

JB: Holy Crap! What a blast from the past. I hope all is well with you, and thanks for coming by. A tip of the Energy drink to ya JB. Cheers!!

Jeff B said...

I can see Ryno's been a goofball since the begining. I wonder where he might have learned that from?

Jo said...

I like a kid who takes ear hygiene seriously--what a cutie!

You need to invent B12 massage lotion.

Congrats to Lady Jaye!

Liz Hill said...

I think Inky is sans cock cause drawing same might just make it 'move a little' for you ;-)

Unknown said...

Very nice mishmash of stuff, Matt-Man! Are you learning from me?

Schmoop said...

Jeff: Y'know...I have wondered that myself. ; ) Cheers!!

Jo: Mmmmmm. Yes, but it was just for show...He's 13 and he stinks. Cheers Jo!!

TB: Ha. I will never pimp your show again. ; ) Cheers TB!!

Schmoop said...

Nick: Anyone can learn fom anyone. Too many people don't realize that. Cheers Nick!!

Marilyn said...

That's a great picture of Matt Jr. The soup in he rain joke still makes me laugh when I think of it. He's a lot like his dad.

Schmoop said...

Marilyn: Ha. Thanks. We actually picked up that joke from Cheesy. Cheers Marilyn!!

Anonymous said...

I loved that photo of Ryno. Too cute.