It’s Stream of Consciousness Friiiiiiiiiiiiiiiday so pump the coffee in me and shoot me up with B12 ‘cause I have a hangover.Wow, Thursday was full of drinks, nekkidness, and Hamburger Helper…All at the same time. Yowza.
Boy, John McCain is really slingin’ the mud at Barack Obama isn’t he?
I think McCain’s anger is going to result in his head blowing up prior to the election.
BOOM…Johnny Mac, we hardly knew ya. Jeez, I have some serious eye goo going on this morning. They are seeping.
Better my eyes seeping than my wee wee I guess. Got some new pics of Schmoop last night, Va va va Voom!! Rowwwr.
Got a call from my boss last night. I won’t go into the obscenely humorous comment he made but the bottom line is that, I don’t have to work Sunday.
I am so fan-damn happy. Now, I can celebrate the Sabbath with silent reflection, prayer, and several drunken games of Nude Twister.
There’s something in my pocket that should be on my face. Woop Woop Woop. Well, I married my dream girl; I married my dream girl.
I have a bit of the shakes this morning. But I didn’t know that her credit was bad. Man this coffee is goooood.
No, I can’t get a loan for a respectable home…I have to cut my stream short for I have to take the Schmoopster to work this morning.
Nothing worse than a short stream…well no stream at all would be worse I guess. Because my girl defaulted on some old credit cards.
So that’s it for today…Get down from there Corky!! Frickin’ cat was on the table cleanin’ her Hoo-Ha. Oy Vay, shamma lamma ding dang, and roll me in flea powder. What?
Okay kiddies, have a gr-- If I had gone to Free Credit Report dot com, um have a great Friday.
Until tomor- I’d be a happy bachelor with a dog and a yard…until tomorrow…
Cheers!!
35 comments:
Don't you just hate it when a hoo ha is being cleaned on the table. I always shoo my pussy's off the table when it's hoo ha cleaning time.
Good stream today Matt-man, as per...
Lu: Hoo Ha on cleaning on the table is just wrong, indeed. Thanks and have a great weekend Lu. Cheers!!
Wow, Thursday was full of drinks, nekkidness, and Hamburger Helper…All at the same time. Yowza.
The real question is did you have a Thin Mint Blizzard for dessert??
Dana: Oooooo Baby. If that had happened, I would have quoted Pangloss from Candide:
"This is the best of all possible worlds."
Thanks for the mental image and for allowing me the opportunity to reference Voltaire. Voltaire makes me hot. Cheers, my Blizzard Babe!!
Cerebralist *
Lu: Ha. Very good, Lu. Cheers Buddy!!
thank baby jeebus that I have multiple personalities or I'd never be able to follow this post
Dianne: Ha. This was actually one of my more easily followed Streaming posts. Cheers Di!!
Oh how I hate that stupid commercial. But you do crack me up Matt.
Karen: I tell ya, the damn song is a real earworm, isn't it? Cheers and have a great weekend, Karen!!
Take pics of that nude Twister game for us. I'd love to see how that plays out! ;)
Happy Friday!
Damn you! I stop by to see you in hangover mode and I leave in desperate need of coffee, hamburger helper, nudity, and a credit check.
Somehow you also managed to create a mental image of McCain with a dog in the yard playing naked twister. Rowwwr.
A split stream is considered a sign of something bad too. You know when one stream is hitting the back of the toilet bowl just as you planned and the other stream marking your territory all over the side of the vanity. That's bad.
I think I would like to see a video of Knight and Dana playing naked twister while eating a Thin Mint Blizzard. Actually, I'd like to see that in person.
RLL: I may do that but I already have some good pics, in the can, shall I say. Cheers!!
Knight: I am so sorry for imparting that ugly image into your mind. Cheers!!
Jay: Yum. I guess I can respond with brevity...
Wouldn't we all like to see that in person? Cheers Jay!!
Jay, me too *gigglesnort*
I have to be in there somewhere, after all it is MY game!!
Dana: Y'know, if you want to make sexual innuendos towards me that's fine, but to troll for someone else's affections on my blog, is simply unaccepatable.
Unless, of course, I get exclusive rights to post the pictures of you and Knight on my site. ; ) Cheers Dana!!
Schmoop: Right foot blue, Left hand yellow, Middle leg, Schmoopie!! Yowza!! Loves!!
Short stream is definately better than no stream - just ask anyone who's having prostate problems.
Cheers to ya Matt.
Angell: Indeed. Always a pleasure to see ya, Angell. I hope all is well. Cheers to ya!!
That is a great idea and of course Schmoop will be playing as well! There is always room for three. Consider photo rights all your Matt-Man.
Knight: Yum!! You, Dana, and Schmoop? Oh my...be still my heart. You are so kind, Knight!! Cheers!!
by God you're right...all it takes is a dog and a yard!.......
My Dad and Daughter have altered the identity theft one to "it's all because some cracker stole my identity!"
Cause we have a meth epidemic up here in the Pac NW ya know. Sudafed is blackmarket. So the only folks who really steal idents here have no teeth and monkey on their back!
Can I be a referee in the Twister game? Just saying- gotta keep it fair.
matt-man with a hangover? nooooooooooooo, really?
naked twister. is this what i have missed? shoot.
I just want to know what flavor the Hamburger Helper was!!!!!!!!
I'd be willing to be the photographer for the twister game...
this was a great stream mateo...makea me smile...
Ooooh I'm luv'n this fan*dam happiness .... but now *I* want some of that there coffee of yours!!! ; )
You're givin me all kinds of *woop woop* laughs over here ; ) Luv it!
Keep it up & cheers 2 U ; )
Making the rounds finally. I like your stream....oh wait, that doesn't sound right.
Thanks. Now I have that damn free credit song in my head. But here's the twist...
...I've got all 3 of the damn songs in my head, each trying to be supreme.
Phfrankie: Is anything else needed? Cheers!!
Starr: We have meth o' plenty here in Bagwine, Ohio. Cheers Starr!!
Amber: By all means, if you don't mind watching my ancient body in action. Cheers!!
Jahooni: That's it. Well that and Flesh-Fest 2. Cheers Jahooooooni!!
Just: Cheesy Mexican. I added salsa and tortilla chips to it and baked it. Yum-Oh!! Cheers!!
Kat: If you have the stomach for it. Photograph away, Kat. Cheers!!
Smile: I get so turned on when you say, "Keep it up". Cheers!!
Jeff; Always good to see you. You. vixen, you. Cheers!!
Travis: HA. It may be Stream of Consciouness, but some things in the post are intentional...like putting an annoying song into people's heads. ; ) Cheers!!
Not a short stream but an OVERDUE one! Polls show Obama more popular than McCain in Germany, France, and Great Britain. However, McCain leads in Mesopotamia, Gaul, and the Holy Roman Empire. So, it's pretty balanced. A moderate earthquake hit California. Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger was giving a speech at the time, and the shaking was so great, you could actually understand what he was saying. In St. Louis, a church group is holding prayer services at gas stations asking God to lower fuel prices. If it works, the church will hold a prayer service at Starbucks. A comic book publisher says he’s trying to increase voter turnout in the presidential election by publishing comic books about John McCain and Barack Obama. The publisher said that the election comic books are targeted at first-time voters and long-time virgins.
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