Boy have we got big Birthday doings goin’ on here today…
But first, when looking at my site meter yesterday, I saw that a new visitor had graced my pages.
I don’t know who it was, but if you look at the group for whom this person works, it makes perfect sense…
Visitor Information: 192.231.215.4 (AMERICAN PSYCHOLOGICAL ASSOC) [Label Visitor] Location: WASHINGTON, DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA, UNITED STATES (APA.ORG)
Last Visit Time: August 18, 2008 10:06:37 AM Length of this Visit: 0 hours and 3 minutes Page Viewed This Visit: 3 Returning Visits: 0 Entry Page:
http://bagwine.blogspot.com/2008/04/martin-luther-king-jr-in-name-of-love.html Exit Page: http://bagwine.blogspot.com/2008/08/your-last-half-of-august-2008-bagwine.html Referrer: http://search.yahoo.com/search?p=%2Bmlktoast&ei=UTF-8&norw=1&fr=yfp-t-5 01&fr2=sp-qrw-orig-top&xargs=0&pstart=1&b=11
I want to thank the employees of the American Psychological Association for checking out my site. Your input and thoughts about BR would be most appreciated.
And now, to the business at hand…Birthday Fest at Bagwine Ruminations!!
We start the festivities off with Bill Clinton. Former President Pocket Rocket turns 62 today.
Speaking as one who has run several political campaigns and all policy issues aside, he is without a doubt the most accomplished campaigner of my time.
He is pure genius as a politician, however, I think at age 62, years of syphilis gone untreated have caught up with him, and eaten away at his, “it’s time to shut the fuck up filter.”
Anyway, Happy Birthday President Clinton, eat a big piece of pie for me today.
Next, is someone whom I spoke about on Sunday’s post. A woman who I went with for roughly (and boy do I mean, "roughly" rowwwrrrr) five years between the ages of 15-20. A woman with whom I still speak with today…Sherri.
Sherri turns 44 today and I bring her up again today because I left something out on Sunday’s post. Sherri and I will be forever linked.
You see, many years ago, she gave to me, something I will live with for the rest of my life. No, not herpes you wretched bastards.
See the picture? See the earring? That earring is in my ear because on my 17th birthday some 26 years ago, Sherri paid for me to have my ear pierced.
Is that the epitome of teenage love, or what? Damn straight it is. Anyway, have a great birthday Sherri.
If you can, stop by and see me at work tonight…I’ll give ya some Birthday tongue. Oh wait, it’s your birthday, not mine…Disregard.
Lastly, today marks the 55th Birthday of Schmoop’s brother David. Look at that picture; Ol’ Dave looks pretty damn good for 55.
Dave is full of piss, full of vinegar, and more often than not, full of Budweiser.
Sure, he can be grumpy, but he is also kinda funny and he would do anything for Schmoop or I. And often, he has.
So David, my every three months shaver of my scalp, my sports watching compatriot, my brother…Happy Birthday to you.
There you have it folks…Three birthdays, two people whom I really like alot, and one great excuse to break open the Bagwine.
I hope you join me in wishing them all a very Happy Birthday.
Cheers!!
NOTE: Turnbaby’s BlogTalk Radio Show is now on Tuesday nights at 8 EDT. I will be at work, but I hope you all tune in, because Bagwine fave Dana, will be her Special Guest tonight. For details, click HERE.
39 comments:
Happy birthday to all...except Bill Clinton. He might want me to spank him ;)
Hammer: Only if you're thirty years younger and have a nice set of tits. Cheers!!
so maybe there is something to all the zodiac stuff...happy birthday all.
the american psychological associate is a front for another top secret government organization
(wonder what hammer looks like in a little blue dres.....)
Kat: There may be something to it after all. As for Hammer, I think he doth protest too much. I think he longs for some Willie. Cheers Kat!!
Hey I had someone from the LDS on my blog today. It's good to know somewhere out there I am being baptized by proxy to save my sinning soul. Now pass the booze ;)
Starr: I am glad that your soul is being cared for. You need so much redemption. Now here, have a blast and then pass it back. Cheers Starr!!
Poor Bill. He had to spend the day before his birthday eulogizing Bill Gwatney. Gwatney was the Ark. Democratic Party Chairman who was murdered last week. Bill was in Little Rock and I saw him on the local TV. He looked pretty devastated.
Happy Birthday to Sherri and David.
Jay: Funny thing is, some nut job will try to tie Gwatney's death to Bill and/or Hill. Cheers to ya!!
Clinton, Sherri and David?? Poor Sherri and David - having their day so spoiled *wink*
Dana: Watch It, Mizz Right Winger. Bill was da man...in spite of NAFTA. Cheers!!
I can't believe you left out Johnny McCain who I think is turning one-72 later this week...and then of course there's me, who dropped into this world 3 days after Shmoops brother on a late August day in 1953.
I think Dave is kinda hot :) Way to pimp the Bagwine Dave. Happy Birthday to you all. Bill, if you're reading this then you must be with the wife.
Micky: These are all today's birthdays. McCain turns 172 on the 29th. I did however leave one of today's B-Day babies out. The multi-talented, John Stamos. Cheers Mick!!
Lu: I'll pass that on to Dave. Ha. Good one about Bill. Cheers Lu!!
Wow Sherri paid for your ear piercing the left ear classic 80's piercing. Now if you don't pierce your butt cheeks with a barbell you won't make it on the block.
Happy Birthday to all those good folks.
Roger: Ha. So true. Kids today don't understand that less is more. Thanks and Cheers Roger!!
Happy Birfffday to ALL... Now pass the rumcake!
MattM~~ Believe me- 50's can make anyone grumpy~~
Cheesy: That doesn't bother him too much. But he's got issues, in fact, he has more issues than Time Magazine. Cheers!!
Holy cow, Batman...er, Matt-Man! It's a veritable birthday bonanza!
She got you a teenage love ear piercing for your 17th? That is such a sweet gift! My boytoy paid for my nipple piercing for my 23rd. I'm not sure what to call that.
Songbird: I know. It's downright wacky. Cheers!!
Knight: You know what I call that? I call that HAWT!! Cheers Knight!!
...well...and don't forget it's Ogden Nash's birthday...sheesh!.....
Phfrankie: Ha. I saw that last night when I was looking up birthdays. I think he would have liked it here at Bagwine. Cheers P-Man!!
Hammer & Matt-man--I'm 30 years younger and have a nice set of tits...do you think Bill will spank me if I email him?
Apple: I was just on your site. Oooo weeee Oooooo. I think he would, because it would be his Presidential duty. You are after all, American as Apple Pie. Cheers!!
You know what? I think Schmoop needs to up the ante and give a Prince Albert.
Be truthful now, did thy rod and staff retreat in fear when you read that?
Happy Birthday Sherri...Happy Birthday Dave...
Bill...Monica is on the line...
Rock on Matty
Oooo, freaky! I'm emailing Bill right now. I bet he has big hands!
Starr: I fear nothing...other than clowns. Cheers!!
Bond: Same to ya Vinny. Cheers!!
Apple: I am sure that there are quite a few women who can confirm his hands size. Cheers!!
What great timing matt-man. It's also my wife's birthday today. Thanks for making it an all-birthday post!
VE: Well, how about that. I wish I had known that. I would have omitted her on purpose from my list rather than unintentionally. Cheers VE!!
I can't believe the APA only spent three minutes on your site. That equates to nothing more than a drive by shrinking. You'd think they would have spent hours pouring over all the fodder you've offered up. Go figure.
Jeff: Yeah, but think how much money they would have charged me to read me for an hour!! Cheers Jeff!!
Dianne: Yes he does look younger than 55.
And as screwing Bill, Schmoop would do him in an instance as well. And you're right; why can't folks screw each other and keep the fact..um...under the covers? Cheers Di!!
I want pictures of Hammer spanking Bill.
Marilyn: Be careful what you ask for. I think that picture might be a bit disturbing. Cheers Marilyn!!
Evil: That was sweet coming from an evil genius such as yourself. Cheers!!
Schmoop's brother is hot and normally I don't think that of men older than me.
WInter: Are you saying that Dave could melt through the Winter? ; ) Cheers Winter!!
Happy Happy Birthday to all! :)
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