Including today, there are seven Saturdays prior to the 2008 Presidential Election.I thought that a new segment was in order.
Obama and McCain have been talking for months. Joe Biden has been talking all of his life.
We know plenty about those guys. But what about Governor Palin?
Sure, there has been some general reporting about her and her family, but I want to dig deeper.
Beginning today, and for the six Saturdays hereafter, I give you:
Saturdays with Sarah!!
I was given an opportunity to conduct a brief interview with Sarah Palin just the other day. Here is a transcript.
Matt-Man: Hello Governor; it’s a pleasure to meet you.
Palin: Thank you, it’s nice to be here in Bagwine, Ohio. Reminds me of good ol’ Wasilla, Alaska.
Matt-Man: You have a lot of homeless Meth addicts roaming your streets too, do ya?
Palin: No silly…I saw a pregnant teenage girl hanging around outside your apartment.
Matt-Man: Ah…Many folks, have painted you as a joke. A gimmick, lacking experience…A neophyte, better suited to running a bake sale. Completely void of intell-
Palin: Okay, okay…I get your point. But let me tell you something…
Matt-Man: Please Do.
Palin: I have plenty of experience. I command the Alaska National Guard, and should the salmon run amok, I am not afraid to use them.
Matt-Man: Fascinating…I was wond---
Palin: On top of that, I am responsible for the Alaska Department of Igloo and Urban Development.
Matt-Man: Ha. The IUD?
Palin: Don’t laugh, it’s working well.
Matt-Man: Not in your daughter’s case.
At this point in the interview, two burly men forcibly removed me from the apartment.
Upon realizing that I lived there, they threw me back in, and removed Gov. Palin.
As they whisked her out of the building, she hurled expletives at me, and I responded by calling her a, Non-Contiguous Nincompoop.
Yeah, I know…It just came out.
But there you have it. We will have much more Sarah Palin over the next six Saturdays.
Enjoy your Saturday all. Mine will be spent working 11-9 today. Ugh. I hope people pity me, and bring me food.
I want to thank Starr for sending the Sarah pic to me, and I want to wish Cheesy a Very Happy Birthday.
Have fun, Cheesy.
Cheers!!
As they whisked her out of the building, she hurled expletives at me, and I responded by calling her a, Non-Contiguous Nincompoop.
Yeah, I know…It just came out.
But there you have it. We will have much more Sarah Palin over the next six Saturdays.
Enjoy your Saturday all. Mine will be spent working 11-9 today. Ugh. I hope people pity me, and bring me food.
I want to thank Starr for sending the Sarah pic to me, and I want to wish Cheesy a Very Happy Birthday.
Have fun, Cheesy.
Cheers!!
27 comments:
Non-Contiguous Nincompoop
perfect.
hope your wrist is better...and whatever else still hurts.
by the way....I spent last night in a bar...talking about you half the time...
Kat: Ha. It just came to me. You were talking about me? That's a nice thought to go to sleep with. I think. Rowwwrrrrr. Cheers Kat!!
Al just shakes his head. Only You my man could pull that one off.
I'm also drinking shit loads & licking my wounds. Got our ass handed to us tonight, can't recall one shinning moment. Hold on, the water boy never drop a single bottle.
Al: Ha. See there's always a silver lining. Not dropping a single bottle is no small feat. Better luck next game Al. Cheers!!
Hmm, nincompoop. I like it. Not the fact that it was used to describe Palin. I just like the sound of the word. Man I'm deep, HA!
Lu: Ha. Certain words do that for a person. I for one am moved by the sound of the word, "serendipitous". Cheers Lu!!
...nattering nabobs of no-contiguality......
Ha! Well, I'd spend a Saturday with Sarah and give you all kinds of blog fodder *wink*
Phfrankie: Spiro Igloo would agree whole-heartedly with you. Cheers!!
Dana: I'm sure you would. You could ply her with Rose. The results would be hot, right wing sex not seen since Hitler and Mussolini tossed off on Tojo. Cheers!!
Ya ok but~
Did you get to touch her tits????
I'll save you some cake.. we can finger paint with icing later!
Cheesy: I tried but she seemed kinda frigid.
Oooo baby, I can't wait to lick your pallet clean. Happy B-Day Sexy. Cheers!!
That was classic. Can't wait for Saturdays!!!
Vodka: Thanks. I was a bit rushed for time, but I'll make sure to get more in-depth over the next few Saturdays. Have a good weekend. Cheers VM!!
But what everyone wants to know is...
Was she wearing lipstick and was it flavoured?
I want to know the make of her favorite skinning knife and does she eat the heart after the kill?
How can one argue with a man whose brain conceived Non-Contiguous Nincompoop?
Anndi: Maybe next time I'll find out. I their her outrage with me was feigned. Oh yeah, she wants me. Cheers!!
Micky: I'll make sure to ask her. I also want to know her views on SPAM. Cheers!!
Songbird: Ha. That wasn't bad, was it? Have a good weekend. Cheers!!
"IUD" !!!!!!!!!!!!
That did it for me but you always do it for me.
Curses! Foiled again! I was working up a great witty response to this right up until I got to Dana's comment. Now all I can do is fantasize. Thanks, Dana!
I wanna know if her tits are real :P
Glad you liked the picture. When I say I thought of you the minute I saw it, I meant it in a loving way.
Wonder what she does with that gun when it ain't loaded.....
Yeah I went there.
Evil: I'll try to find out. She'd be the only one on the GOP ticket to do so if she does. Cheers!!
Dianne: Ha. Thanks. Governmental contraception can be so damn funny. Cheers!!
Boo: Write your fantasies down and send them my way, Boo. Cheers!!
Starr: They're real and they're spectacular. I appreciate your loving thoughts. Cheers!!
HAH!
Seinfeld!
Starr: We quote them here every frickin' day. Cheers!!
Uma Thurman has man hands.
Starr: Ha. Good One. I just laughed out loud. Cheers!!
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