Wednesday, October 08, 2008

Death of a Politician

Well, the Obama/McCain debate last night yielded for me a couple of things.

McCain looks old. He sounds old. He seems sad and he strikes me the same.

Sad in the way seeing a once great 39 year old major league ball player who can no longer catch up with a high fastball, has slowed in his running, and can no longer turn the double play.

Much like many aging baseball players who see their time under the lights fading, Johnny Mac clings like grim death to his celebrity, sense of ego, and the idea that he can still hit the political home run.

I have in the past, called McCain, a mama’s boy…a bully. Bullies are actually, quite often cowards.

Last night after a weekend of attacks on Obama’s character using lies and distortions about Obama’s “ties” to William Ayres delivered by Sarah “Lame and Tall” Palin…

McCain passed on doing the same in last night’s debate. He chooses to hide behind Palin’s skirt and let her offer up the red meat to the electoral audience.

He knows what they have recently been saying about Obama is a series of lies, and when the bully goes head to head with somebody who might fight back to these lies…McCain backs down.

The worst thing is that when the campaigns hit the trail anew today, McCain and his femme fatale proxy will once again regurgitate the same lies.

“Go get ‘em Sarah!! Beat Obama up!!”, McCain will tell her. Palin will say, “You betcha, John.”

Another sad reality of this campaign. McCain didn’t turn to Palin because he thought she was qualified. He turned to her to help him get something that he so desperately wants.

He uses her…and because of ambition, she lets it happen. This entire situation leaves a bad taste in my mouth. And yes, kinda makes me sad.

I guess the most defining moment of the debate was when McCain was answering a question about a bill that had been voted upon.

McCain who disagreed with the bill, told the audience that he didn’t vote for it, but guess who did?

Pointing to Obama, the Mac-Man let us know who voted for the bill by saying, “That One.”

That One?


No, Barack? No, Obama? No, Senator? “That One” is how he referred to a man who may be the next President.

It was like watching the baseball player I mentioned that has been benched for a pinch hitter, and the player screams at the coach, “But it’s my turn to bat, it’s my turn, Coach“”

I write satire and make fun of McCain, but I don’t revel in this situation. It did make me a bit…well…icky.

McCain has reached a low point. He will say and use anyone to get elected, and yet says, that with him, "It's Country First”.

It may have been at one time in his life, but now…

It’s McCain First.


Cheers!!

51 comments:

Cheesy said...

Oh I missed the "that one"... How sad indeed.
I have to say I think it's over.... IF and only if some of my fellow Americans woke the hell up.

snugs said...

I completely agree with you, little johnny failed miserably tonite at doing what he really needed to do in order to salvage any hope of winning. For me, that was a really good thing!

katherine. said...

there are no good choices.

I want to elect T.Boone Pickens.

Travis Cody said...

I turned it off at "that one". There was no point in watching any more of it.

Knight said...

I'm still voting for Matt-Man.

Jeff B said...

I was completely unimpressed by both of them. As has become the fashion with these things, they said only what has been said a hundred times before. I watched the entire debate and ninety minutes later I felt like I had been ripped off.

Come on you douche bags, give the American people a straight answer on at least one topic and would you please have the common courtesy to stay within the time limits set by the moderator at least once!

And what's with McCain calling me, you and everyone else "My Friends"? Arrrgh

Unknown said...

"That One" is gonna stomp his old honky ass in November! I pray.

Dana said...

Kat, if not T. Boone Pickens, take a look at Bob Barr! My vote won't "count" in my state anyway, so I'm voting my conscience know damn well he'll never win.

And Matt, I think the entire 2008 election process has been a quagmire from the beginning. As Kat said, there isn't a good choice.

Schmoop said...

Cheesy: I am far from saying it's over. He can still pull this off. But McCain is just not the same guy he was. Cheers!!

Snugs: No he didn't, and Obama looked cool and relaxed. But three and a half weeks in a race like this? Anything can still happen. Cheers!!

Kat: It would be fun to go around saying President T. Boone. Yo, T. Boooone. Cheers!!

Ken said...

Yuk! A wheaseing angry old man. He's starting to see the crash before his eyes and he's not happy. I'm getting more and more afraid of "that one"

Schmoop said...

Travis: It was in a word, "odd". Oh, and rude. Cheers!!

Knight: Bless your wise, wise, and hot, heart. Cheers Knight!!

Jeff: Ha. I was going to suggest on yesterday's post that everyone take a drink every time McCain said, "my friends." What a party that would have been. Cheers!!

Schmoop said...

Nick: Keep praying, Nick. I'm there with ya. Cheers!!

Dana: I have a real problem with Bob Barr...his upper lip. It's odd looking. Yeah, I'm shallow.

As for this election, I was from the onset I was a Biden supporter. He never lasted until the Ohio primary but I get to vote for him now. Cheers!!

Micky: He is quickly becoming more and more bitter. An aging starlet such as Nora Desmond. Cheers Mick!!

Vodka Mom said...

yeah, he's old. he's a veteran. he's been a p.o.w. I"m STILL voting for Obama. (and not just because he has an "o" in his name.)

Schmoop said...

Vodka: He was a POW? I didn't know that. They should be playing that angle up. Just between you and I though...It really is because his name starts with a big "O", isn't it. Cheers VM!!

Anonymous said...

I usually vote conservative but I have to say I don't particularly like McCain but a lot of the things Obama says just bother me as well. As others have said there are no good candidates this year. My vote is definitely going for Matt-Man this year!

Schmoop said...

Lady Jaye: Why thank you. Much has been said about Obama being some far out left Liberal. If elected, I think people will find out that he is much more prgmatic than anything else. Cheers!!

Lu' said...

I wanted to grab them both by the shoulders and say

"Just answer the f*&%ing quetions AND if you don't know how long a minute is, IT IS 60 SECONDS!"

Instead I turned off the TV before my ears started to bleed.

Schmoop said...

Lu: That is annoying but something I have become accoustmed to during these things. I was more getting ready to hit the snooze button due to a lack of passion. Eh, what can ya do? Cheers Lu!!

Phfrankie Bondo said...

...if I hear the words, "cut taxes" one more time I think I'll just hack myself to death with a machete and save them all the trouble...

Schmoop said...

Phfrankie: Ha. If you do do that, can I have your portion of any tax cut? Cheers!!

Real Live Lesbian said...

The whole thing was a disappointment.

Schmoop said...

RLL: It was pretty low key, and lackluster. I suggest employing half naked cheerleaders in all future debates. Cheers!!

Dianne said...

You're being kinder than I'm feeling Matt. McCain's refusal to look at Obama, his 'that one', his doing everything but blowing the guy in the front row to be friends just made me more angry than I've been since the Tina Fey impersonator spewed her latest bile.

McCain is a disgusting, selfish, miserable man - I don't care about his age - plenty of older folks got it going on - but this sack of shit is just pathetic.

And to think I thought dumping your wife because she was in a wheelchair was low - for Johnnie it clearly was a moral high point.

Schmoop said...

Dianne: As in sad, I mean it's sad in a human nature since. I feel no sympathy for McCain. I have never been, nor ever will be a fan of Mac.

The operative word in your comment is one that I have always sums up Johnny Mac...selfish.

But c'mon his first wife? That wasn't the only reason he dumped her.

Because of her accident she put on weight and lost her swimsuit model looks. Now, how would that help him on the campaign trail? Cheers Di!!

Lu' said...

I think they should be hot male cheerleaders wearing only cowboy chaps, Yee ha and giddy-up!

Schmoop said...

Lu: Oddly enough, your idea does nothing for me. Cheers Lu!!

As American as Apple Pie said...

I couldn't even watch the whole thing. I gave up and went to bed at 9:30. It was sad and I couldn't believe how demeaning Mac was to Obama. I've never been a fan of him either but that was over the top.

I'm even more convinced that Matt-man is the right way to vote. Can we have cheerleaders and cowboys at your celebratory party, Matt? I'd go either way on that one.

Schmoop said...

Apple: Yeah the whole event left me feeling, bleah. However, you saying that you'd "go either way" arouses me greatly. Bring on the party. Cheers Apple!!

Marilyn said...

I'm voting for Obama because I think he's the better choice, but McCain isn't the only one throwing mud, he just isn't as good at it.

The Obama campaign has some really misleading adds out there too. When it comes down to it, though I do really want to believe Obama is different, they are both politicians.

Schmoop said...

Marilyn: I agree, and what the hell? Let's try a fresher face and if he falls on his face and can't do it, so be it.

With McCain, it's just more of the same old, tired politics. Cheers!!

As American as Apple Pie said...

Glad I could "perk you up" this morning!

Schmoop said...

Apple: I appreciate it. As your name indicates, it was very American of you. Cheers Apple!!

Ed & Jeanne said...

Rolling Stone has a pretty interesting article on McCain and all of his former antics from stalling out airplanes and crashing them to using his name to get things when he was in the service. It goes on and on. Time for matt-man to bowl over 'those two' in the campaign!

Schmoop said...

VE: He has flown more than one A-4 into electrical wires. Sure he endured incredible brutality, but this war hero shit is just that...shit. His "heroism" is completely overblown.

He potrays himself as though he was the only service person to have ever endured the nastiness of being captured. Cheers!!

Vinny "Bond" Marini said...

After the barely veiled racial slurs thrown around by his running mate this week, the comment "That One" struck me as a serious mistake on the part of someone who is running for the highest office in our country

Time for Jmac to go home to his oh so much younger wife and play help me find the remote

Schmoop said...

Bond: I just hope if he does that and they get it on, he doesn't touch her face too firmly and it cracks. Cheers!!

Cinnamon Girl said...

What I found hysterical was Cindy Sugar Daughter McCain saying Obama was running the dirtiest campaign ever. Dirty that Bush/Cheney/Rove and their allegations about your adopted daughter Cindy?

What WON'T the McCains sell out to win this?

Anonymous said...

I kept hearing the same things over and over again...then we changed it to Mickey Mouse Clubhouse. It was much more entertaining! :)

Jay said...

I think the only thing left for people now is to come to the slow realization that the John McCain we are seeing in this election is the REAL John McCain. He never was a "Maverick" and he never was a man with actual political courage, honor or decency. A man of great personal courage and honor back in the day, yes, but not during his political career.

Anonymous said...

"a mama’s boy…a bully. Bullies are actually, quite often cowards."

He is exposed for EXACTLY those things and more in an article by Tim Dickinson in Rolling Stone magazine.

It's a good and interesting read and I recommend it.

Schmoop said...

Starr: You know, maybe McCain is just frickin' inept. Cheers!!

CrAzY: You guys are rebels...and wise. Cheers!!

Jay: You my good man, are 100% correct. Cheers!!

Schmoop said...

Metal: VE mentioned that in the comments earlier. I will check that article out. Cheers!!

Meg said...

Well, at least McCain didn't say "that boy". Although that would have been great if he had.

And don't feel bad, I also didn't know he was in the war.

Schmoop said...

Fantasy: Yeah, at least that would have given us some fireworks. Glad to know that I am noe alone in not knowing about his war record. Cheers!!

Anonymous said...

Will there be a box to check:
None of the Above?

Me thinks you are right on with this post.

Anonymous said...

P.S. Have you tried boxwine or do you just take the bag out of the box? Just wondering.

Schmoop said...

Swampwitch: Thanks for stopping and for the comment.

I used to drink Boxwine years ago. It just doesn't taste as good as wine in a bag covered bottle. Cheers!!

Desert Songbird said...

Mickey Mouse Clubhouse or presidential debate - what's the difference?

Schmoop said...

Songbird: Very Good point. Cheers!!

CreativeMish said...

It was a sad debate. Each time I watch them.. I like them less. I'm leaning towards a write in - probably Mr Matt-Man :)

Schmoop said...

Michelle: You are a wise, wise voter, Michelle. Cheers!!