Three days folks…
A mere 72 hours until the votes are cast as is the die.
Who will win? Will Joe Biden be our next Vice-President? Or will that position be held by Sarah “Lame and Tall” Palin?
As a veteran of many a political campaign I never predict.
Too many unknowns that we know about and many that we don’t know about, can affect the outcome in way that is unknown to us even if we should have known that the aforementioned unknowns were a possibility.
Sorry. It’s Halloween night as I type this, and I think I was channeling Donald Rumsfeld.
I was going to ask Joe Biden a few questions for today’s entry, but I really didn’t want to end up with a 25,000 word post.
So, Sarah and I sat down and chewed the caribou fat for a few minutes. What follows are my questions and her answers.
Gov. Palin…Thanks for coming by the Bagwine digs, and Happy Halloween.
Thanks, Matt the Man. Get it? You’re Matt THE Man, like Joe, is Joe THE Plumber. Or like Marian, is Marian THE Librarian…or… lik-
Okay, stop…please. Um, Governor, tomorrow at 2 A.M. we will be setting our clocks back an hour. How do you feel about this?
As you know, I can see Russia from my front porch. Someday, they may want to invade us. Or maybe, sneak into our waters and steal some of our crabs.
Turnin’ our clocks back an hour gives us an extra 60 minutes to deploy our um…you know, our whatever and catch ‘em.
Former Reagan Chief of Staff, Ken Duberstein said on Friday that McCain has undermined his campaign by choosing you as his VP after one interview.
He went on to say that even at McDonald’s people have three interviews before they are hired. Because of you, he is supporting Obama. How do you respond?
I don’t know who this Ken THE Chief of Staff guy is, but sounds to me like he pals around with terrorists. Listen, I will be a voice for job creation, lower taxes, and um…job creation.
And let me say to Mr. Ken, with my experience as a mayor and Governor of Alaska, I could not only get that job at McDonald’s. I could be a manager.
That would make you, Sarah THE McDonald’s Manager!!
One last thing…What will you do if you and Johnny Mac lose on Tuesday?
Well, I’ll still be Governor of Alaska. With that comes the opportunity to choose myself as Sen. Ted Stevens replacement should he win reelection to the U.S. Senate and then resign due to his felonies.
Or, I may write a book. Maybe write a coloring book. I’d like that. Then again, maybe I’d dump Todd, and have hot bi-partisan sex with you, Matt THE Man…wink wink.
Really? Hmmmmm? Could I be on bottom?
You Betcha!! That would make me Sarah THE Cowgirl. Giddy Up, Matt THE Man!!
She is simply fascinating.
Don’t forget to turn your clocks back before you go to bed tonight.