It’s time for our third installment of Saturdays with Sarah.I have felt kinda bad about the way I have treated Sarah Palin.
I also think that that tenacious titan of television journalism, Katie Couric, was wrong by trying to suck any morsel of information out of Gov. Palin’s mind.
So, I have offered Sarah Palin the opportunity to talk directly with you all, and expose her true self.
I give you, an open letter from Gov. Sarah Palin…
My fellow Americans, Hockey Moms, and Bagwine Readers,
I’m Sarah Palin, and much like Sen. John McCain I am a mavurick. I am an outsyder, a mom, and I want to be your Vice-President.
Matt-Man asked me to write a letter to you all that dealt with my politicle positions, but…
Just like I said to the debate moderater on Thursday, I’m a only goin’ to deal with whatever the gosh durn I feel comfortable with. Sorry, Matt-Man. ; )
Katie Corric aksed me the other day if there were any Supreme Court decisions that I disagreed with. Of course there are. I was just kiddin’ ‘round with Katie. ; )
Marbury v. Madison…awful. Ed Scott v. Sandford…horrendous. Joe v. The Volcano. Unbelievable!!
Corric also asked me to name what newspapers and magazines I read. I declined to answer because I didn-- Well, because I, like John McCain, am a mavurick.
I read the New York Tymes…The National Review…and USA Today. That paper has such pretty colors and graffs and it’s just a lot of fun. Especially for a mavurick like me. ; )
I want to be responsible for change in Washington. Along with my fellow mavurick, John McCain, we can re-form our government.
We’ll consider the status quo to be a piece of origami, or sill putty, or um…one of those bendable straws. Us two mavuricks, will re-shape Washington.
Anyway, that’s what’s on my mind. Thanks for hearin’ me out. Thanks Matt-Man.
I hope all of you vote for me and McCain in Novimber. I’d really like that. ; )
Sin-Sarah-Lee ; )
Sarah.
I am so glad that I was able to breathe a little fairness into my political leanings. You are always welcome here Sarah.
Enjoy your Saturday folks…Hangin’ out with the little guy for awhile today. Have Fun.
Cheers!!
22 comments:
Sin-Sarah-Lee made me think of Sara Lee. Unlike the fine baker upper of frozen desserts who's slogan is Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee, the same can not be said for Sarah Palin. It could be that what the latter dishes out lacks substance. One similarity, they both keep their goody box in the freezer.
Now you see...she is witty, down-home...just a normal everyday AmerUcan...
How can you not like her, I say we all make sure to vote for her and I am sure if we do the PTA will have the best year it has ever had..
OH wait, she really is seriuous and wants to be Vice President?
Not on my watch!
This sounds frighteningly too much like the women who run the PTA at my kids' school, and knowing how I feel about them and how much I trust them, I'm supposed to trust Caribou Barbie to be THAT close to the Sit Room? I think not.
Cripes... is this election over with YET??? :o)
I'm with Cheesy--unfortunately I'm pretty much sucked into it now.
Poor Sarah. Everyone making fun of her all the gosh-dern time.
Lu: Goody box in the freezer? You have been quite amusing of late. Cheers Lu!!
Bond: I think she spoke her mind well here to day. She's so real, so American. Cheers!!
Songbird: I can't figure one thing out. Is she a female version of Dubya, or is he the male Sarah Palin? Cheers!!
Cheesy: It never ends...Come January, the Race to the White House v.2012 begins!! Cheers!!
TB: You said "sucked". Hee hee. Cheers TB!!
Jay: Well opening herself up to abuse and scorn is one thing that she does do very well. Cheers Jay!!
I just had a thought ...
I'm a PTO mom - president even - does that mean I could be the next VP nominee? Of course, I can't see Russia from my window, but on a clear day I can see Canada!
Dana: You're close. If you can find a way to have Cam get pregnant...Baby, you'd be VP gold. Gold I tell ya. Cheers Sexy!!
Evil: Her peeing standing up balances out the ticket because Johnny Mac pees sitting down. Go Irish!! Cheers!!
I think I am gonna start a new campaign to have california secede from the union.
Truthfully.... (and much to my personaly SHOCK and amazement....) Arnold is doing a damn fine job.
I am telling you. I have a bad feeling. I quote an article from the lastest Rolling Stone by Matt Taibbi,
"The defining moment for me came shortly after Palin and her family stepped down from the stage to uproarious applause, looking happy enough to throw a whole library full of books into a sewer. In the crush to exit the stadium, a middle-aged woman wearing a cowboy hat, a red-white-and-blue shirt and an obvious eye job gushed to a male colleague — they were both wearing badges identifying them as members of the Colorado delegation — at the Xcel gates.
"She totally reminds me of my cousin!" the delegate screeched. "She's a real woman! The real thing!"
I stared at her open-mouthed. In that moment, the rank cynicism of the whole sorry deal was laid bare. Here's the thing about Americans. You can send their kids off by the thousands to get their balls blown off in foreign lands for no reason at all, saddle them with billions in debt year after congressional year while they spend their winters cheerfully watching game shows and football, pull the rug out from under their mortgages, and leave them living off their credit cards and their Wal-Mart salaries while you move their jobs to China and Bangalore.
And none of it matters, so long as you remember a few months before Election Day to offer them a two-bit caricature culled from some cutting-room-floor episode of Roseanne as part of your presidential ticket. And if she's a good enough likeness of a loudmouthed Middle American archetype, as Sarah Palin is, John Q. Public will drop his giant-size bag of Doritos in gratitude, wipe the Sizzlin' Picante dust from his lips and rush to the booth to vote for her. Not because it makes sense, or because it has a chance of improving his life or anyone else's, but simply because it appeals to the low-humming narcissism that substitutes for his personality, because the image on TV reminds him of the mean, brainless slob he sees in the mirror every morning.
Sarah Palin is a symbol of everything that is wrong with the modern United States. As a representative of our political system, she's a new low in reptilian villainy, the ultimate cynical masterwork of puppeteers like Karl Rove. But more than that, she is a horrifying symbol of how little we ask for in return for the total surrender of our political power. Not only is Sarah Palin a fraud, she's the tawdriest, most half-assed fraud imaginable, 20 floors below the lowest common denominator, a character too dumb even for daytime TV — and this country is going to eat her up, cheering her every step of the way. All because most Americans no longer have the energy to do anything but lie back and allow ourselves to be jacked off by the calculating thieves who run this grasping consumer paradise we call a nation."
I think he is dead on. The rest of the article can be found here.
Kat: If you guys seceded that would make you a foreigner. That would only add to your hotness. If that's possible. Cheers Kat!!
Starr: Wow. I'm kinda jealous. I wish I had written that because I agree with everything he said. Cheers!!
When you get a moment read the rest of it Matt. I had the exact same reaction. "I wish I had written that" because he is dead on and he is SUCH a great writer.
Gah! The winking! Don't even get me started. She is scarier than Margaret Hamilton in green face paint. Quick! Someone throw water on her! Maybe she'll turn to steam yelling "I'm meeeeeltiiiiiing!" and McCain will wise up and choose better the second time around.
Hey, don't knock her for winking...or is that don't wink at her knockers?
You have been quite amusing of late Speaking of late, when Sarah's daughter said she was, no one laughed.
I am just so sorry I couldn't watch the debates as well as listen to them. I can't even imagine her winking.
Makes me want to go nuke-you-lar.... sigh...
Starr: One can't argue with that. It's perfect. Cheers!!
Winter: Haaa. Margaret Hamilton, that's dead on. Ha. Cheeers!!
Dianne: Did you see his movie this weekend? Bill Maher is kinda humorous. Cheers!!
Jeff: Y'know you should do one liner stand up in Vegas. Cheers!!
Lu: Ha...And the hits just keep on coming. Good one. Cheers!!
Marilyn: Well, as you said, it does seem to be part of the GOP platform. Cheers!!
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