Tuesday, November 04, 2008

I've Got an Election Erection!!

This is it. That’s all there is…

There isn’t any more.

It’s go time, Bitches!!

Time to get off of my dead, yet sexy ass, cast my ballot and let my voice be heard. It’s the patriotic thing to do. It’s the right thing to do…

It frickin’ gives me a giant woody. Okay, a serviceable woody, but you get my phallic point. Voting is downright sexy.



When you read this, I may be asleep because I and Schmoop, the sexier half of the Dynamic Bagwine Duo, are getting up at 4:45 A.M. so we can be in line when the polls open at 6:30 A.M.

The entire Election Day, here at Bagwine Ruminations, I am going to be posting on and off all day and night. (With a brief break between 5-9 P.M., to go work for da man.)

Check back often. Drop a comment on your thoughts or voting experiences from today.

My fellow socialist, Marxist, always horny, yet incredibly undersexed liberal buddy,
Dianne of Forks Off the Moment will also be posting “live” all day today.

Make sure to click on her name, check her out, and tell her that Matt-Man said, “Hi, Di”


That’s it for now…With any luck, my first early post will be a short video of Schmoop and I at the polling site.

Until then, my Bagwine friends, remember…

Voting is Sexy.

Cheers!!

19 comments:

Schmoop said...

Kat: I have a few good qualitities. See you on the 'morrow. Cheers Kat!!

Cheesy said...

You in line yet??

Cheesy said...

How about now??

Jay said...

Maybe you guys should just go on down there and camp out? You can take a little grill and make some burgers and drink WIR and have a great time!

Unknown said...

I’m ready vote. The poles open in 5.5 hours. I have my clothes and oxygen laid out for the drive over to the League of Women Voters building to vote. I used to be able to walk there, but I dare not try the four blocks tomorrow. One of the nice things about living in a neighborhood that has been a conclave for Yuppies for 150 years is that I have neat buildings like the League of Women Voters, art galleries, seminaries, libraries, etc. all close at hand.

Dianne said...

who leaked the outfit I'm wearing to the polls!?

my stylist is so fired

Desert Songbird said...

Hope your line isn't too long. Are you sure you're well provisioned for the wait?

Schmoop said...

Cheesy: Ha. Good one, you nut. Cheers!!

Jay: I would do that but since it's at a Church, I'll leave the Rose at home. Cheers Jay!!

Nick: Yeah that sounds good. And it looks as though we both have good weather in our places. Cheers NIck!!

Schmoop said...

Dianne: I dunno, but I hope that today you don't start leaking out of your outfit. Cheers!!

Songbird: It's 5 AM as I type this comment...The coffee is flowing...I think we'll be fine. Cheers!!

Liz Hill said...

Brad has voted--he had to wait about 40 minutes which is, I think, a good sign. I don't think common sense will prevail here but at least we can make it close.

I'll be heading out in a bit to do my part.

Schmoop said...

TB: We had about a 15 minute wait after the doors opened, but we got there early and were near the front of the line when we arrived. Cheers TB!!

leelee said...

I voted 2 weeks ago and waited 2 hours...then took my 20 year old daughter last week and waited another 2 hours with her..both times it was a good experience, everyone was friendly and excited.

YAY!!

HUGS!

Schmoop said...

Leelee: Everyone was quite pleasant where went this morning as well. Yay, and Hugs to you. Cheers, Cutie!!

Meg said...

I like Jay's idea of a tailgate party. You said take I-75 to....

BTW, I gave you some of that linky love on my recent post, which will be totally lame after today.

Schmoop said...

Fanatsy: 75 S to 70 E and you're here bay-bay. I'll be by shortly Meg. Cheers!!

Schmoop said...

Giggle: Ha. I hate smelly voting. Fortunately for us, it seemed that most in the line had bathed. Cheers to you and the Hubs!!

Schmoop said...

Dana: I am sooooo busted. But it is cute, isn't it? Isn't It? Cheers Sexy!!

Anndi said...

I can't see the video. Did you have on a special patriotic earring? You put pants on.... right?

Schmoop said...

Anndi: Just a diamond earring, but yes, I actually sucked it up and puts pants on. Cheers!!