A picture of my best bud in the world.
He's prolific, ubiquitous, and talented beyond belief.
Every man wants to be him, and every woman wants to be with him.
Ladies, and Gentlemen, my penis...
Seamus!!
And now for something even more infantile. This is Ryno's B-Ball picture from last season. I cut his head out of the picture. Why?
The owner/my boss and I have started playing a game at work. Based on the books, Where's Waldo? We play...
Where's Ryno!?
Each day we take turns placing Ryno's head in a spot at work and the other has to find it. Here are some examples...
I got things started off by putting his noggin' on our Planters Peanuts box!!
The picture below is a sample Ohio ID picture that is hung up in the office...
My next hiding spot seemed tailor made, no?
Also in the office, Mike has beer and racing schtuff plastered all over the walls.
Including this small poster of race car driver Kenny Wallace...
Ol' Mikey took the, Where's Ryno game to a new level by hiding Ryno upon this perfect fit!!
Below, is a huge mirror high up above the cooler door with the Old-Fashioned Miller High Life Girl logo.
Before I left work Tuesday night, I figured I'd make Mike look up when he gets there Wednesday morn in order to find out Where Ryno is. Ryno makes a cute Miller girl, no?
Yes, we are in our 40's, but what the hell. Having fun and being infantile at work makes things go so much more smoothly. I dig it there.
Speaking of work...
My co-worker buddy, Pizza Bill, will be manning the place Wednesday thru Friday night. The temps are going to be in the single digits during the day and below zero at night.
Bill stopped by to get smokes last night and said to me, and I quote...
Matt-Man, it's gonna be colder than fuck while I'm working the next few days, ask your readers to pray to the Holy Baby Jeebus for me.
He reads Bagwine everyday so if you could, say a prayer for Pizza Bill, and ask Jeebus to make sure that his balls don't fall off.
I'll be praying to Jeebus and thanking him that my schedule this past week included days with temps in the 20's and 30's.
Oh and Bill? I'll be thanking Jeebus while sitting in the confines of my incredibly warm abode.
Cheers!!
28 comments:
when the post first opened I saw Ryno on the license and thought Oh crap the kid is making fake IDs!!
then I realized his father is the real delinquent!
shout out to Pizza Bill's balls - cup 'em baby! and wear thermals.
Dianne: I like to embrace my deliquency even in my advanced years. And don't worry, Bill is usually cupping his balls all of the time. Cheers Di!!
Dear Holy Baby Jeebus, please keep Pizza Bill as warm as a hand tossed crust and as slippery as a pie topped with cheese and peperoni. Amen.
Dana: Thank you for your heart felt petition. I am sure it will warm his cockles. Cheers Dana!!
I thought all the Ryno hiding spots were clever. He does make a cute girl, sorry Ryno.
Dear HBJ please cradle Pizza Bill in the warmth of your loving hands as he braves the elements while working to quench the thirst and hunger of your fellow children. In HBJ's name I pray; Amen.
Lu: The way Ryno's hair is these days he does look like a girl. It drives his mom and I crazy. But y'know, it's, "the look".
And your prayer? Poetry...Pure poetry. Cheers Lu!!
Way back when - there was a movie called Groove Tube. It opens with a penis sitting on a park bench talking about VD. Your drawing reminded me of that. Too funny.
I'd send warmth and sunshine your way but damn it doesn't work that way.
Michele: Ha. That's funny. But...Did that penis have class enough to wear a bow tie like Seamus? I think not.
A little warmth would be nice, but I am anticipating the 3-5 inch snowfall with glee. I like a good snowfall. Cheers Michele!!
No, yours is much classier. Wait, we're talking about your dick here. That just seems so wrong.
Michele: Ha...It is. Shhhhh don't tell JR. Oh go ahead; I'm sure he'd be amused. Cheers Michele!!
Phfrankie: Ha. Outwardly she will be apalled. Secretly, she will be thinking, "That looks unfamiliar, but oh sooooo gooood." Cheers P-Man!!
I'll be sending two lesbians to cup Pizza Bill's balls. I'm assuming they're large. Screw HBJ, the lesbians will "handle" this!
RLL: Ohhhhhhhhh Baby. It's Bill's lucky day. Can they stop by here afterwards? Pleeeeze? I only live a couple of minutes away. Cheers Sexy!!
More cerebral humor. Matty, you're outdoing yourself.
Songbird: I detect quite a bit of sarcasm in your comment. Are you related to Nicole? Cheers!!
LOL and GROAN 'dick figure'
I'm praying that the HBJ will swaddle Bill's balls appropriately.
TB: Again with the groaning!? Your comments always make me HAWT. And yeah, Jeebus will watch over him...probably. Cheers TB!!
ahhhhh...reminds me of the "fake id" and "counterfeit concert tickets" days...those were good times..i still use the id that says i'm 22..makes me feel young
and y'all stay warm...and remind me why anyone would want to live where it gets so ephen cold...
I won't tell you it's going to be in the mid 60's all week here....
Saying a prayer for warm cockles for Pizza Bill!!
And Ryno looks awesome in that race driver getup...maybe it's a sign??? LOL
Teamster: Why live here? The weather toughens us up so we don't turn into pussies like people who live in Florida, Arizona, and Cali---. I think I may have said too much. Cheers!!
Giggle: Ha. It does look like it's actually him in that drivers suit. I think he'll stick to basketball though. I hope. Cheers Sexy!!
I love the where's Ryno game. I am gonna do that at my office. Please send picture of Ryno immediately!
Karen: Ha. There could be a lucrative board game in my future. Let me see what I can send. Cheers Karen!!
The where's Ryno game is funny. How long until he ends up on the feminine napkins dispenser in ladies room?
I just got kicked off your site due to traffic.
The little guy is pretty cute.
Ryno ain't half bad either.
Pizza Bill takes good care of you...the least you could do is keep his boys warm for him....
who you callin' a pussy?
Jay: Ha. Schmoop just went through the Drive Thru on her way home and Mike told her to tell me that "Ryno just lost his virginity". I can only imagine what that means in reference as to where he has placed him. Cheers Jay!!
Kat: Ha. I am callin' you a puss-...Oops I did it again. Kicked off due to Traffic? What does that mean? Seamus would loooooov eto meat you. Cheers Lovely One!!
To Pizza Bill's Balls, Oh Lord, grant him a stellar Bush to insulate the boys, and I ain't talking George!
One eyed Willy and work place games.. oh my!
Starr: I didnt call last night so I think he made it. However it's supposed to be even colder tonight. Cheers!!
Cheesy: And does it get better than that? No, I say. Cheers!!
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