Ahhhhhhhhh. Friday.As my days off are Wed-Fri., it’s not a huge deal to me, but just the fact that it’s Friday, makes a person feel better.
The snow has ended and only the cold and wind remain in Bagwine, Ohio.
With Schmoop being home with me the last couple of days, boy have we been partying.
I gave up the ghost early last night after we whooped it up for roughly 36 hours.
I had two ginormous cheeseburgers with fries and fell asleep last night at around 8:30 as I was watching Hogan’s Heroes.
I did not arise until 6:15 this morning. Mmmmmm a little over nine hours of uninterrupted sleep.
The only dream that I had was about me getting it on in the guard tower with Colonel Klink’s secretary…
Ach du Lieber, Helga!!!
As I typically only sleep 4-5 hours a night, this was quite welcome.
However, when I woke up, I discovered something. Even though it is butt ass cold here it is time to have my noggn’ shaved again.
Why so, you ask?
I always have it shaved at the point that when I wake up and get off of Kelly in the morning I actually have enough hair on my head to be messed up after a night’s sleep.
So I have requested my personal stylist, Schmoop’s brother David, to bring ‘round the clippers and give my skull that freshly shorn look.I’ll have him to do it sometime between now and my birthday. And speaking of hair…
After taking that bed head picture of myself, I shaved off the beard. I am back to sporting only my uber cool goatee.
There was good reason to shave the beard off. First, it was starting to bug me. I am just not used to having a full beard.
More importantly, one of my customers came through the other night and said I look sexier with just the goat.
Who am I to question what the customer wants? Especially when said customer has beautiful blonde hair, killer eyes, and a helluva rack.
Upon hearing the customer's statement, Seamus and I, said to each other…Shave It!!
Well there you have it. I’ll be making the blog rounds today.
Since the fridge is stocked, Schmoop is raggin’, and I have to stay sober in order to take Ryno to and from school, today is a good day to relax and visit all of my buddies.
Have a wonderful Friday, and crank up the cliché machine, because it’s Super Bowl Weekend.
More on that tomorrow. Drink up, Bitches.
Cheers!!
Well there you have it. I’ll be making the blog rounds today.
Since the fridge is stocked, Schmoop is raggin’, and I have to stay sober in order to take Ryno to and from school, today is a good day to relax and visit all of my buddies.Have a wonderful Friday, and crank up the cliché machine, because it’s Super Bowl Weekend.
More on that tomorrow. Drink up, Bitches.
Cheers!!
30 comments:
OMG! How'd you get a photo of my fridge on your blog?
Oops! Really bad grammar in that last comment. Couldn't leave it there for the world to see!
Back to my comment ...
You're having David shave Seamus? Or did I read that wrong *wink*
Fantasy: It is a beautiful sight, is it not? Cheers Meg!!
Dana: No not Seamus. Why I oughta. And I dig bad grammar, it turns me on. Cheers!!
I think you ought to go ahead and indulge in a little manscaping with Dave---be bold!
TB: Fuck that. I went through puberty once, and once was enough. Cheers Sexy!!
...pickles and beer...two thirds of the Holy Trinity...
I thought the fridge belonged to a fraternity...
Phfrankie: But my good man, the keystone of the Trinity is before thine eyes. Behold, The Rose. Cheers!!
Songbird: Ha. Nice observation. I guess it does. cheers!!
FOOD??? FOOD??? WE DON' NEED NO STINKIN' FOOD!
Enjoy the weekend dude...
Bond: There's food. It's just hidden. We have a reputation to maintain, after all. Cheers Vinny!!
hmmm...there is something about a freshly shaved head...
Kat: Ha. No kidding...Schmoop says the same damn thing. It's the abrasiveness against her thighs that she just dies for. Cheers Kat!!
You can always run through Wendy's or have pizza delivered. Best to use the fridge just for beer.
I slept all night last night too. Turns out electricity and heat are good things. ;-)
Jay: Exactly. We are maximizing our refrigeration space. And yesh, heat and electricity are nice to have. It's nice to be warm and have light. Cheers Jay!!
Pickles and beer? My fridge only has sangria and soy sauce. Looks like you will have a far better weekend.
Knight: Let's get together, drink much, and eat soy flavored pickles. Okay that was nasty. Let's just get together and drink. Cheers Knight!!
milwaukee really?
Just: Damn Straight. It's Miller Lite without the price shock. Cheers!!
Is that a jar of pickles or are you just happy to see me? ;)
It's Superbowl weekend - woot, woot!!!!
RLL: It's a jar full full of Dill Spears. Would you like to eat one of mine? Cheers Sexy!!
Giggle: The best thing? I work til 7 PM on Sunday. I'll miss only 15 minutes of the game and yet avoid the entire 12 frickin' hour lead up to the game. I dig that. Cheers Hot stuff!!
I think you look pretty damn cute in that picture, prrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Lu: Ha. Well thank ya, Lu. That is a big compliment considering that when I took it, I had just waken up. Cheers Lu!!
Yesterday was a suck day. Super busy, one of my co-workers either quit or was fired, my boss was bummed either way. Said co worker emailed me her resume (again...and I do mean again)to try to help her with it. Everyone was freakin out, we had a charity auction luncheon and I worked 11 hours.
There are times I ponder being a bag lady.
Blogger sucks nuts.
Starr: Yeah, I have had major problems with Blogger of late.
Sucks about the co-worker. But I'll tell ya, if you want to go the bag lady route. You'd be one hot lookin' bag lady. Purrrrrr. Cheers!!
Why thank you ;)
It does suck but I saw the writing on the wall way back in November. I think she wanted out but wouldn't say it and went about putting my boss in the position of having to play bad guy.
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