And what the hell...I’m glad.
For these are dark times, or rather crimson times here at the Bagwine abode.
You guessed it…Just in time for Super Bowl XLIII, Schmoop’s uterus, whom she refers to as Syd, has penalized her…
And as a result, Syd has left Seamus and I holding the ball with nobody around to toss it to.
This is what I'll be seeing when I'm not at work this weekend...
And in keeping with our theme of uterine non-coagulation, this week's offering of Worst Frickin' Songs Ever Recorded...
Oy Vay...I like Alice Cooper; but man, that song blows.
Have a lovely Saturday. Please join me tomorrow for a special Super Bowl Edition of our Sunday Morning Church Disservice.
Until then, pass me another gross of pads, stay free and as always...
Cheers!!
18 comments:
I had conveniently forgotten this song existed ... until this morning!
Dana: Ha. Yeah, well, welcome to my nightmare. I'm glad I could be of service. Cheers Dana!!
Funny how on Alice's own radio show, I think he conveniently forgets to play this song.
Hope your weather is a bit warmer now so that you only have to wear two layers of clothing.
Party on, Kyle.
Songbird: Not his best work. 27 today and lo and behold, all of 35 tomorrow!!
As for Kyle? It's probably too cold for the neighborhood tough to venture out. Cheers!!
Alice Cooper lives here in Phoenix. He does commercials for local businesses sans makeup. SCARY!!!
Michele: Hiya, One L Michele. Yeah, I knew that. I like the guy alot. I find him funny and pretty much a smart guy. But as I said, that song is just awful. Cheers Michele!!
I'm thinkin' maybe Alice was a bit on the rag himself when he did this
I like him too, he's amazingly centered these days - he's on Craig Ferguson's show a lot and is always a great interview
hugs to Schmoop
Dianne: Yeah, he's a good guy. Oh well, you do what ya gotta do when making records.
And, thanks, I'm sure Schmoop and her uterus appreciate the hug. She gets hit pretty damn hard. Cheers Di!!
I have a friend whose dad played golf with Alice Cooper. Big hitter, long. He said Cooper actually a very pleasant fellow. After the round was over Cooper bought everyone's lunch.
That doesn't make up for recording that song though. ;-)
...Schmooper and Cooper!...
Jay: Oh Hell Yeah. Cooper is a 2 handicap. He's a good golfer, and a great guy. Just a bad song. Cheers Jay!!
You know what they say, if it bleeds it leads! Maybe Alice was hoping to storm the chart with that. Give Schmoop a hug from me and tell her I totally sympathize, Surfing the crimson wave sucks.
I want your job:P
Phfrankie: Ha. I'm sure she will chuckle at your comment when she loses her suicidal thoughts. Her pain seems to be quite amplified this go around. Cheers P-Man!!
Starr: Yeah, she's not well. And you want my job?
Ha. I don't think you could refrain from telling the peeps how you feel about them. Patience is my virtue. Cheers Starr!!
poor schmoops...ugh...I feel for her. well and for you my friend. Stay strong!! well or drink heavily.xox
Hope: Ha. Thanks. Mmmmmmmm Hope. I must have Hope. Or, hope. I simply must swing by after work. Cheers Hope!!
Stroke the bat baby. God wouldn't leave you hanging so to speak during this dark crimson time, he provided a traction distraction:)
Lu: I hate strokin' it in the winter. What with the dry skin and what not. Cheers Pal!!
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