Pass me a glass of Rose and fire me up a smoke, ‘cause it’s Stream of Consciousness Friiiiiiiiiiiiiday.
Okay it’s actually Tuuuuuuuesday, but what the hell.
My ribs are slowly getting better, but I tell ya. I never realized how painful it is to take a dump while nursing bruised ribs.
Holy Crap!! Flexing those bowel muscles can really put a hurt on a fella with bad ribs.
Hell, last Sunday I was painfully passing a steak dinner when I think I popped two of my bruised ribs and three sternocostal joints. Ohhhhh Baby!!
Eight days until my meatless Lent begins…Good thing I like yogurt…and beans…and watching Schmoop eat a footlong chili dog.
I love it when she dribbles chili down her chin. I like to lick it off, but alas my Meatlessness for the Messiah will prevent me from doing that.
Jeebus better damn well appreciate my sacrifice. I need a beer….and a smoke…hold on, folks. Ahhhhhhhh, zehr gut!!
Y’know...?
As Liberal as I am, I cannot stomach Keith Olbermann or Rachel Maddow.
I’d rather stick hot needles in my eyes than watch them.
And yet…I do. Go frickin’ figure. Maybe I’m a masochist. But, I don’t think I am. ‘Cause I haven’t been diggin’ the rib pain.
Let me double check…
And yet…I do. Go frickin’ figure. Maybe I’m a masochist. But, I don’t think I am. ‘Cause I haven’t been diggin’ the rib pain.
Let me double check…
Nope, I just punched myself in my bruised ribs and my tally whacker didn’t move.
I work today, and then off for three!! I decided I would use my days off to do something completely different…
Accomplish something!! I may even go to the grocery and stock up on Lent food.
I work today, and then off for three!! I decided I would use my days off to do something completely different…
Accomplish something!! I may even go to the grocery and stock up on Lent food.
Although, Schmoop did just buy me beans o’ plenty this past weekend.
Hell, the cabinet door keeps poppin’ open simply from the gas potential. It’s wacky!! Clang, Clang, Clang, went the trolley.
Okay that’s it for me…I’m exhausted and my stream grows weak. Oh wait!!
No, never mind…that was stupid anyway. Or was it? Hell, I don’t know.
I’m off to read some Jean Genet. I hope I don’t end up having gay, prison sex dreams as a result of it.
Cheers!!
Hell, the cabinet door keeps poppin’ open simply from the gas potential. It’s wacky!! Clang, Clang, Clang, went the trolley.Okay that’s it for me…I’m exhausted and my stream grows weak. Oh wait!!
No, never mind…that was stupid anyway. Or was it? Hell, I don’t know.
I’m off to read some Jean Genet. I hope I don’t end up having gay, prison sex dreams as a result of it.
Cheers!!
21 comments:
You liar.
You're a pain whore.
Admit it.
Meatlessness for the Messiah. LOL
I can't watch Keith or Rachel either. But I do watch Chris Matthews cause he's a dumbass and always says something that makes me yell at him.
Do you really need to be inspired by a book to have gay sex dreams? I didn't think so. ;-)
I am sooo tired of ALL of the extremists.
glad you're healing before you begin your suffering...
Keith and Rachel, they're "bash politics", at it's best.
Songbird: Not big into pain...A bit of knowledge that Schmoop takes of advantage of every chance she gets. Cheers!!
Michele: Ha. My meals will soon consist of Beans of Benediction. Cheers!!
Jay: Ha. That was pretty good. Cheers Jay!!
I saw Rachel for the first time last night, about 10 minutes worth, I thought she was funny. Well gotta get ready for work. I'd rather be sleeping. Have a good day Matt-mat.
Kat: Me too. Those two are still beating the dead horse of Dubya and Hannity and Limpball are bashing O-Man after three weeks into his term. Cheers Kat!!
Micky: Which I enjoy in general if it is more funny than pretentious. And Olbermann especially, is pretentious. Cheers Mick!!
Lu: Have a lovely day. As for Rachel? I think she thinks she's funny. Cheers Pal!!
Hot needles in your eyes?! Really?
OUCH!
CrAzY: Well, the pain is equal to that of watching Olbermann, but a hot needle has far less ego with which to be annoyed by. Cheers Tish!!
Cheesy: Ha. If I were talking about myself, she'd have to eat me several times to eat the equivalent of a footlong. Cheers Gimpy!!
Why Keith Olbermann ever left ESPN is beyond me. I wasn't a big fan of his with sports - and his effort covering news, particularly, politics is even worse.
Southern: He can be funny once in awhile but usually, to me anyway, he comes off as big "I Know Best" Asshole.
And by the way, I have a few links to add when I am off this week. I hope you don't mind if I add you. Cheers!!
You better watch it, police officer Nicole will be back monitoring your inappropriate writings on your B.M.'s, and really, I probably could have gone all day without reading that myself :)
Snugs: Ha. It could have been worse. I could have descibed what it looked like. Cheers Snugs!!
I think Rachel is secretly a man.
I agree with Katherine...all the extremists need to go away...ALL of them
OK, the 'woah is me, I am in pain' crap...enough already ...suck it up you girly-man
Giggle: Well, you're close. Cheers GP!!
Bond: Two words...Suck It. Cheers Vin!!
Kidlet broke two of my ribs during labor. Seriously she put her big fat feet (and yes they WERE) on my lower two ribs and PUSHED. Impatient little wench. They snapped like pencils. You could hear them. Such fun.
No one ever warns you to take a senna or twenty when your ribs are broken either.
Starr: That's a humdinger alright. I drank Rose to ward off the pain. Cheers Starr!!
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