Showing posts with label Rachel Maddow. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Rachel Maddow. Show all posts

Monday, November 08, 2010

Keith Olbermann Suspended By MSNBC...For Two Days!! Talk About Your I'm With Stupid Moment!!

If you haven’t heard...

Keith Olbermann was suspended “indefinitely” on Friday by MSNBC for violating a campaign contribution policy placed by MSNBC on their talking head types.

Some of you are probably asking…

“So?”

Some of you are saying…

“Good!!”

Many of you are probably asking…

“Who?”

Olbermann is a pretentious bastard who does an uber-left talk/opinion/agree with me or go to hell, type political show on MSNBC weeknights at 8 PM EST.

Against the MSNBC policy of their hosts contributing to political campaigns without permission, Olbermann along with his ginormous ego donated to three Democratic candidates this past year.

He was “indefinitely” suspended, well…if indefinitely means for two shows.

MSNBC wimped out, and Penis Envy Keith will be back Tuesday night and I’m sure he will be painting a canvass with a broad brush of hyperbole and histrionics that only he can.

I loathe him, and I am disappointed in MSNBC for their mere slap on the wrist of such a lying hypocrite.

Olbermann and his buddy Rachel Maddow (also on MSNBC) claim to have no agenda. Ha!!

They pimp out a far left agenda on MSNBC just as obviously as Sean Hannity and Glenn Beck pimp out the far right on FOX News.

It’s a joke, and so is Olbermann. And now..?

Some fun!!

This Friday November 12th at 11 PM EST on I’m with Stupid
, Jay and I will be discussing all the social networking and media outlets that are everywhere.

Facebook, Twitter, Blogging etc. will be the topic of discussion.

We want to know why you use them. Perhaps why don’t, and all that jazz.

This subject is also the opening to a new segment that we will be doing every week on I’m With Stupid if we can get you to participate with us.

Beginning this Friday, in addition to the social media topic and all of our other fun and frivolity we want to interview YOU!!

If you have a blog and it is current and active we want to ask you questions about it and help you to pimp it out just like Keith Olbermann does the far left agenda!!

We will be doing one blog a week and really get into the what, whys, and where-to-fores of your blogsite.

If you would like to be a special guest of I’m With Stupid in this respect let Jay or I know and we will have you on the air with us and pimp out you and your website.

Especially for this week’s show, let us know no later than Wednesday so we can go through your blog and prepare for a good interview.

So let us know by emailing us…

Jay: jayman3768@gmail.com

Or…

Matt: neshobadude@yahoo.com

Have a wonderful Monday Chuckleheads, and as always…

Cheers!!

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Funnies and Gays Unite!!

As Monday at the Beer Mine was rather slow, my mind began to wander…and wonder.

I don’t know why, maybe it was the homeless transvestite walking past, perhaps it was because I was laughing about something while hearing a promo for the Rachel Maddow Show, but…

I had an epiphany.

Funny people and gay people have many things in common. First of all you are either born with it or not.

Seriously…

Just as gay people are born with the desire to be intimate with those of the same sex, meticulously shave their chest and facial hair, or if a butch woman like Rosie O’Donnell, meticulously allow their chest and facial hair to grow…

Funny people are born with the desire to be intimate with the misfortune of others, meticulously point out the stupidity of society, and...


if you happen to be a funny person named Butch, delight in the fact that everyone will laugh with you for fear of you beating the shit out of them should they not.

Another thing…

Just as far too many gay people suppress their natural gayness to avoid getting the stink eye from society, many funny people suppress their funniness.

I know many naturally funny guys who refuse to publicly be funny, because their wife or girlfriend will give them the stink eye and withhold sex.

Conversely, sometimes gay and funny folks should suppress their genetic make-up…

There are times when gay people run around unabashedly promoting their sense of gayness through parades full of gay men dressed like Cher, and gay chicks walking their bitch around with a leash.

Gay people should stop that; it’s creepy.

And...


There are many funny people who unabashedly promote their funniness through parades full of grown, fez wearing men driving in figure eights in tiny cars, and funny women dressed as clowns handing out candy to little kids.

Funny people should stop that; it’s creepy.

The last thing that came to mind to me?

Both groups are oppressed and unfairly treated by some, and why is that, you ask?

Well, in the case of gays, many folks find their looks, lifestyle, and sexual proclivities to be strange and an abomination before God.

In the case of funny people, many folks find their jokes, sarcasm, and laughter to be strange and an abomination toward their lack of a sense of humor.

Based upon these commonalities, I think the Funnies and Gays should unite…some type of coalition united in fostering understanding and acceptance.

Hmmm? Funnies and Gays united. I deem today this day October 19th, the day that this coalition be known as…

FAGs United. Let the oppression end with me.

Matt-Man…Bringing the world closer together through bareback joke telling.

Somebody please alert the Nobel Peace Prize committee.

Let them know that they can contact me at the Beer Mine today from 10-9.

Cheers!!

Friday, May 07, 2010

Streaming Friday!!

It’s Stream of Consciousness Friiiiday so slap me on the ass and call me Sally, ‘cause I’m off today and I’m feeling pretty.

Have to walk up to the Beer Mine and get my check this morning. I like the walk. I enjoy passing people and saying, “Hi” and smiling. It makes me feel good.

It’s going to be 80 today and Pizza Bill is working 10-9, so just like last Friday, I am putting out an Ass-Chap Alert. Da boy’s ass doesn’t take to the heat too well. My thumb nails need clipped.

Sent Doc some Grippo’s BBQ potato chips…I hope he got them. Love da Grippo’s. I just love to eat, period. I think I’m making hamburgers for Schmoop and I tonight.

Ha…my post yesterday talked about burgers but it wasn’t really about hamburgers. I was being metaphoric. I like saying that word…“metaphoric.”

I don’t like the word, sophomoric…or sophomore, for that matter. Why is there an o after the h? No one I know says, Soph-O-More. They and I say, Soph-More.


It’s like the word, February. Who pronounces the first r?

I don’t, and I was born in February. I don’t say Feb-Roo-Ary. I say, Feb-Yoo-Ary.


If you pronounce it, Feb-Roo-Ary, you are a pretentious fuck and I hate you….unless you pronounce it like that and happen to be a hot chick with big tits.

You know…I have a packet of Parmesan noodles and sauce that would go well with our fresh, hand made burgers. Love noodles. Any type, size, shape…noodles and I get along really well.

I have met so many cool people on my blog, Facebook, and Twitter. The majority are hot babes. I like that. I bet if I run into any of them I would get naked with them. Ha kidding…

Actually I would probably give them a fist bump. Odd huh?

I don’t know what it is. It just feels right when I run into a person that I like. I’m not trying to be hip or anything. Hmmmmm?


Okay, yes, definitely a fist bump…annnnnnnd thennnnn I’d have sex with my new found friends.

Egads…My balls itch. Does that mean visitors are coming? Ha…My balls itch and Pizza Bill is going to have a bad case of ass chap today. Just call us the Yeasty Boyz. Hee Hee.

There is a new President of Nigeria. His name is Goodluck Jonathan. What the fuck kinda name is that? President Jonathan?

How do you wish him well? Good luck, Goodluck. I’m serious…his first name is Goodluck. Wacky Nigerians.

Just saw Rachel Maddow on TV. She’s a lesbian. A big honkin’ lezzzzzbo.


While I dig watching two hot babes get it on for my viewing pleasure, I have never understood real lesbian couples.

How come two chicks get together because they don’t want to be with men, and oft times one of the chicks feels compelled to look, act, and dress like a dude? I never have understood that.


Speaking of women who look like guys, Keith Olbermann is an asshole.

Jesus…I am freakin’ horny. I need to get laid. I mean, sure my hand does well enough, but it has no tits. I really like tits….and noodles.

Have a wonderful Friday all, and Good luck, Goodluck.

Cheers!!

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Beck, Maddow, Hannity, and Followers Thereof...The Speleology Coalition Is Going To Stick The Stalagmite of Common Sense Up Your Ass

Over the past few days and weeks, I have been taking shots at Glenn Beck, Keith Olbermann, Rachel Maddow, Sean Hannity, Tea Party protestors, and those who watch them in order to determine what they should think.

I announced on Thursday September 10th, that I had had enough with these dullards and was determined to form an effective third political party.


My desire was to form a group that could counteract the stupidity that flows from the minds and mouths of the aforementioned morons.

I am still in the process of putting this idea into an entity of tangibility, but I have made progress. I have come up with the name of this political movement, and our basic purpose…

The Speleology Coalition.

“Matt-Man,” you ask, “what the hell is speleology?”


Speleology is the study of caves…and why have I named this movement after the study of caves?

Sure, some of you who have known me for awhile, may think it refers to a perverted desire of mine to be a caveman who engages in sex with hot Neanderthal chicks who, instead of having language capabilities and the ability to talk back, can only grunt.

As appealing as it would be to have sex with a chick who is unable complain, that is not the reason.

No my friends (and critics), my reason for choosing, The Speleology Coalition refers to the Allegory of the Cave set forth by Plato in Book VII of his epic work, The Republic.

No, I have not lost my mind, so stay with me…

In the Allegory of the Cave, Plato, who is writing in the persona of Socrates, describes a hypothetical situation in which people since childhood have been held prisoner in a cave.

Their arms and legs shackled; their heads stationary, gazing at a wall, they are forced to watch shadows of animals, humans and other material things being cast upon the cave wall through the cooperation of a blazing fire and people walking behind them.

To the prisoners, the shadows and accompanying noises and voices they hear, are to them, what comprises the “real world”.


To the incarcerated, the beclouded specters and muddled voices combine in concert to compose what is the, Symphony of the Real World in B Flat.

In 2009, Plato’s Cave Allegory is being put into practice. Millions of Americans are shackled to their couches watching the shadows of ignorance and unyielding ideology being played out on TV, while in the caves of their homes.

Millions more hear the muddled voices while in their cars as they listen to talk radio.


They are prisoners to a marionette show put on by self-aggrandizing, puffed up puppet masters who are pulling the strings of fear, intellectual incapacity, and herd mentality.

This modern day, cave staged, Punch and Judy show, and the ensuing, go along-get along attitude towards it from the audience, is what feeds the lack of non-thinking realism to many, and gives this movement its purpose.

It is up to us as members of this organization to lead prisoners from their cave of shadows and fear.


It’s time to let the light of common sense and heated, yet respectful debate between those who agree and disagree, shine as a rainbow of humanity's evolution through the prism of informed personal discernment and social debate.

The 21st Century cave dwellers of whom I speak, need to realize something, and realize it quickly, lest we all lose...

In the words of Plato’s fellow Greek, Plutarch:

“I don't need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better.”

Glenn Beck, Rachel Maddow, Birthers, Truthers, Tea Baggers, et al., have become shadows of each other. A shadow does not think for itself. It follows blindly. But…

When light is shone from a point that has no angle one way or the other, and is straight up, a shadow dissipates, and a person is left with only him or herself.


It is at that point when actions and thoughts are the sole responsibility of the person in question.

It is also at that point, that no matter how painful and unfamiliar that intellectual soliloquy may be, a person must think for him or herself, and climb out of the cave.

Shining that light and being a catalyst for others in order to make that metamorphosis happen, is the purpose of this movement.


And for his wisdom, which is as ancient as the scorpion, I thank Plato.

However...

Unlike Plato, I am not calling for Philosopher Kings. I am calling for Philosopher Citizens.

I hope you join The Speleology Coalition and along with me, become a Spelunker.

Cheers!!

Friday, July 31, 2009

Positive Day in the Blogosphere...Yeah, Right.

Positive Day in the Blogosphere?…The Glass is Half Full Day…?

Really?

I guess today, bloggers around the world are supposed to post something positive. Being ordered to do so puts a HIV-Positive scorpion up my crawl. So, am I going to post something positive?

I'll answer that question using a phrase and movie reference from Seinfeld…

Prognosis Negative!!

In fact, let me paraphrase George Costanza from the aforementioned Seinfeld show and say...

“Everybody’s doing something positive, we’ll do something negative.”

Indulge me if you will…an opportunity to list some things that tick me off. The list thusly follows…

*Bill O’Reilly, Sean Hannity, Rachel Maddow, and Keith Olbermann. Both right and left wing ideologues put a pain in my ass greater than if a curved, stainless steel plumber’s pipe had been shoved up my ass…and twisted until it fit.

*Sarah Palin. Actually, I am more ticked off by people who think she would make a good President. She’s a phony. She’s intellectually uncurious. She’s an Eskimo-ron.

*People who do not and never will know how to safely and successfully merge onto a highway. It says YIELD not STOP, and you should not cut the merge lane short!!

*Birther Conspiracists…people who think Obama wasn’t born in Hawaii. Hey all ya right wing nuts who see helicopters circling over your house, he’s an American. I’m sorry that he’s also a "nigger" who is an Islamo-Fascist terrorist.

Maybe if Jesus came back, he could be our President. Nope, sorry…he was born in Judea. Which of course, since you are imbeciles and don’t know where that is, it’s modern day Palestine…or…Israel...or something.

*Glenn Beck and Rush Limbaugh. It’s fine to be a guy who wants to earn ratings and money, but seriously…Do you have to be people who call Obama a racist and an “angry black man”? Argue Obama’s policies; not his skin color. Of course, you might have to actually think to do that. So, nevermind.

*Chicks who leave the toilet seat down. I need it up. It ain't all about you, Bitches.

*Women (mainly) with six kids in a van who go to a Drive-Thru of any type and once they get there ask, “Gee kids, what do you want?” Either decide before you get there or TELL the damn rug rats what they want. There are people behind you who are either starving and/or dying of thirst!!

Oh, there are many more, but I do not want to burden you with negative things on such a positive karma kinda day.

In fact, before I leave, I want you to know that in honor of this day of positivity, I am going to hook up with Dick Cheney, toss a few back with him, and then we are going to go roll some drunk, crippled homeless people.

I’ll shoot video.

Cheers!!

Sunday, July 26, 2009

Sarah Palin: Resigning As America Resigns Herself

It’s going to be a decent Sabbath in Bagwine, Ohio. Summer temps are back and my 11-7 shift at the Beer Mine should be hoppin’.

In fact, it could be a, “Chicks Coming Through the Drive-Thru in Low Cut Shirts Day”. One can only hope, Amen.

As I mentioned in an amusing way yesterday, today is Gov. Sarah “Lame and Dull” Palin’s last day as Governor of the Great State of Alaska.

While I do find it funny that the Eski-Ho couldn’t take the heat of bloodsport, lower 48 politics, I find her actual existence, in a way, quite sad.

No, not saddened by the fact that she is around as a living, breathing person, but rather as my friend Mick implied in his comment yesterday, that she was dangerously close to becoming this country’s Vice-President.

As much as I loathe Gov. Palin I do not and have never hated her. I HATE very few people. I think she is a moron who has no business holding office in the national arena.

In some ways I feel sorry for her, and more so for this country. Oh shuddup…hear me out.

Palin is doing nothing that many of us would not do if offered an opportunity to be a national figure…on the political stage or another venue. McCain had no business offering her the job as his running mate, but did so as a gimmick, much like Mondale did with his choie of Ferraro in ’84.

Palin should have declined. She should have put her alleged middle America common sense to the forefront and accepted the fact that she was and never will be up to the job. In the end her selfish ambition and exploitation of her family won out.

So be it. Others may have done the same.

As much as I dislike Palin, I am to this day, more taken aback by the American public. In a recent poll 57% of Americans say that Palin cannot grasp complicated issues, and yet another poll says that 77% of Republicans support Palin.

WTF?

Don’t get me wrong, I am not merely picking on GOP’ers. I am sure that there are similar numbers of Dem officials. I am picking on the American electorate in general.

The American voter has allowed itself to become a fish feeding on the bait of 24/7 Cable News, Talk Radio, and ideologically driven outlets on the internets.

Olbermann and Maddow…Hannity and O’Reilly…Coulter and Limbaugh. These people are NOT the truth. They are entertainers, self-promoters, and most significantly, ideologues.

And, none of these people, much like Palin, are intellectual giants…Take them with a grain of salt.

Listen folks…We all have our beliefs, but if you feel there is no room for change or alteration of thought, you are already dead.

I hope that is not the case with you guys. I hope that you will forever be open to new ideas and thoughts.

My hope is that unlike Palin and the others that I mentioned, that you enjoy hearing the ideas of others, entertaining them, and actively seek them out.

To do otherwise would mean that you have fallen victim to near-sightedness, narcissism, and self-aggrandizement. In other words, become another Sarah Palin.

Palin is not America. She is not a “typical” mother. Palin is an Arctic Circle Carnival Barker who found an “in”.

You and I are not that lucky. We don’t fall ass backwards into a lucrative situation in spite of our limited mental capabilities...


We have to think for a living.

Cheers!!

Tuesday, June 09, 2009

Hey Olbermann...Hey O'Reilly...Pundit This

I am pursuing a new career.

If it pans out, Bagwine Ruminations will be an integral part of it.

I am setting out today to become a political pundit. After all, there just aren't enough of them. Well, actually there are too many of them but…

There aren’t enough of them that actually say anything accurate, meaningful, or more importantly espouse any ideas that go against the grain of the talk show host with whom they are speaking.

For instance, former President Clinton adviser, gas bag, and Vegas hooker aficionado, Dick Morris, is consistently wrong on all of his “insightful” observations and predictions.


Holy Cow, I swear he pulls his shit out of the air!!

O’Reilly and other FOX News shows looooove having, Pay for Sex Dick on their shows because he likes to bash Democrats in general and the Clintons in particular.

It’s embarrassing to watch and listen to him slobber out his idiotic speculations as fact. I wanted to leave him a comment on his website to that effect, but one has to shell out 25 bucks in order to do so. Hey, he’s got to pay for the hookers somehow.

And then there’s Michelle Malkin, or as I call her…That Hate-Filled Bitch with the Fucked-Up Face.


She will gladly and maniacally rant on about anything for any right wing talker.

She loves the face time. It’s a shame that time and genetics don’t love her face.

On the left there are intellectuals giants such as Alan Colmes. Yeah, he’s a “heavy hitter”. Pfffft.


He’s as bland and mealy-mouthed as Michelle Mal-Content is ate up with paranoid rage. And…he’s mentally deficient.

Of course, there’s “liberal” Kirsten Powers. She’s kinda cute and appears on FOX…mainly because she is cute.

She writes for that bastion of journalistic integrity…The New York POST!! And, she was some mid-level trade rep employee in the Clinton administration.

That fact makes her, “credible”. Ha, whatever. She brings as much gravitas to a political debate as Steven Seagal does to a roundtable discussion on portraying Hamlet.

There are a myriad of other pundits, former advisers, and my favorite designation…Republican or Democratic “Strategist”. Ha!! What the fuck is that?

Hey, when I worked for the Ohio Department for Transportation, I worked under three different Governors. That means I worked for their administrations.

And…I have run more than a dozen political campaigns in life so…that makes me a Democratic “Strategist”!!

See? I have all of the qualifications I need in order to be a political pundit on TV, Bitches.

I am going to work on my resume and start sending out releases to all of the cable outlets.

And no host or network will be able to put my thoughts in a box.

When I talk to O’Reilly, I’ll say, “Listen, loofa boy, shut the hell up, quit lying, and let me speak. Why don’t you show some more stripper video and call it a report on culture.”

When on Hannity, I’ll tell Blockhead Sean that Obama is not out to sell our children to Islamic slave traders and he’s doesn’t hate the United States, and then I’ll say, “Go rim out Rush.”

When on Olbermann’s show, I’ll tell him…

“You really need to ease off the “anti-everything Republican” histrionics and get off the Bush crap. He’s not in office any longer, dumb ass. Go suck Obama’s dick, you know you want to.”

As for when I’m on Rachel Maddow’s show? That’s easy. I’ll simply say…

“I can’t believe I agreed to come on your show, ’cause your show really blows. Who the hell was the retard that gave you your own show?”

Geez…I’m off now, to build my pundit resume. When it’s ready, you guys will be the first to see it.

Cheers!!

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Streaming Friday!! On Tuesday!!

I am tired and my mind seems to be bottled up so I guess I shall do something I haven’t in a quite awhile…

Pass me a glass of Rose and fire me up a smoke, ‘cause it’s Stream of Consciousness Friiiiiiiiiiiiiday.

Okay it’s actually Tuuuuuuuesday, but what the hell.

My ribs are slowly getting better, but I tell ya. I never realized how painful it is to take a dump while nursing bruised ribs.

Holy Crap!! Flexing those bowel muscles can really put a hurt on a fella with bad ribs.

Hell, last Sunday I was painfully passing a steak dinner when I think I popped two of my bruised ribs and three sternocostal joints. Ohhhhh Baby!!

Eight days until my meatless Lent begins…Good thing I like yogurt…and beans…and watching Schmoop eat a footlong chili dog.

I love it when she dribbles chili down her chin. I like to lick it off, but alas my Meatlessness for the Messiah will prevent me from doing that.

Jeebus better damn well appreciate my sacrifice. I need a beer….and a smoke…hold on, folks. Ahhhhhhhh, zehr gut!!

Y’know...?


As Liberal as I am, I cannot stomach Keith Olbermann or Rachel Maddow.

I’d rather stick hot needles in my eyes than watch them.

And yet…I do. Go frickin’ figure. Maybe I’m a masochist. But, I don’t think I am. ‘Cause I haven’t been diggin’ the rib pain.

Let me double check…

Nope, I just punched myself in my bruised ribs and my tally whacker didn’t move.

I work today, and then off for three!! I decided I would use my days off to do something completely different…

Accomplish something!! I may even go to the grocery and stock up on Lent food.

Although, Schmoop did just buy me beans o’ plenty this past weekend.

Hell, the cabinet door keeps poppin’ open simply from the gas potential. It’s wacky!! Clang, Clang, Clang, went the trolley.

Okay that’s it for me…I’m exhausted and my stream grows weak. Oh wait!!

No, never mind…that was stupid anyway. Or was it? Hell, I don’t know.

I’m off to read some Jean Genet. I hope I don’t end up having gay, prison sex dreams as a result of it.

Cheers!!

Thursday, September 04, 2008

Stream of Conventionness

I am so very exhausted from the hate filled attacks that I have written over the last couple of days.

I have spewed venom of late and it was quickly returned to me ten-fold. You guys are wicked.

Some of the emails I have received were less than kind, which is fine, but really, why ask me to stuff things up my ass that obviously won’t fit?

Anyhoo, instead of trying to write something, I let my mind wander as I watched the Republican National Convention last might.

I turned it on as Rudy Giuliani assumed the stage, and let my stream of consciousness flow…

Wow, Rudy isn’t very tall…I’ve heard he is 5’10”. I don’t think so. He’s about 5’6” in my estimation. Typical sufferer of short man syndrome. He’s a prick, and his head is HUGE.

And what’s this shit that he is, “America’s Mayor”? He showed up for work on 9/11, and he becomes some sort of hero? WTF?


He’s a self-absorbed midget who collects bitchy wives in order to validate
his existence.

His current wife is smiling right now…She’s a princess, isn’t she? Wow, I bet she is one High-Maintenance Bitch.

Oooo, they showed Bristol and her older brother.

Y’know…If I was running the McCain campaign I would induce a miscarriage in Bristol. Can you imagine the sympathy vote possibilities?

Oh wait, they just showed one of my Senators, George Voinivich.

I can tell that he needs a nap. Sleep well, V-Man.

Anyway, on top of the miscarriage, have the grief stricken 18 year old, dad-to-be baby-maker, Levi Johnston, kill himself. Teen angst plays well in the more liberal parts of Ohio!!

Sen. Mitch McConnell looks like a bird. What a goofball. Ha. They just showed McCain’s 96 year old mom. She looks younger than Johnny Mac!!

Gov. Palin is walking to the podium. Cue the bawdy music. They just showed Bristol’s boyfriend.

Hockey Stick Boy is staring at Gov. Palin. I don’t think he’s looking at her in a, “That’s my future Mother-in-Law” way, he is looking at her in a, “I want to tap you next” way. You go Boy!!

Wow, Huckabee’s wife is kinda homely…I wonder what kind of food the vendors are serving in the arena. I could go for a corn dog. Mmmmmmm, Corn Dogs.

Well this speech shows that Palin can do one thing that our current Prez can’t do…read a teleprompter. I find the speech itself to be kind of boring.

It’s not Palin’s fault, she didn’t write it. None of these focus-group driven candidates write their own speeches anymore. What a shame.

I expected more from Charlie Black, Rick Davis, and the Sully-Man in writing this speech. Pussies…Mmmmmm, I wonder if Schmoop will wake up anytime soon.

Hey Olbermann…shut the fuck up you biased, ego-centric, bastard. You Suck.

Although you are still funny once in awhile, you are as non-thinking on the left, as Sean Hannity is on the right.

I need another drink. Oh dear god, the pundits have taken over. I hate them all. The only I seem to like anymore is Joe Scarborough.

And he’s a conservative…Fuck it, Joe is funny nonetheless. Hell, I like Pat Buchanan a lot.

I rarely agree with either of them…but I like how they speak their minds without worrying about what others think.

Hmmm, that kinda reminds me of myself. Hey Rachel Maddow, join Olbermann in the “Shut-Up Corner”.

Okay that’s it. I am off for three straight days…You talking heads can’t bring me down; it’s party time.


Cheers!!