Sunday, March 29, 2009

Sunday Morning Church Disservice: Jump Ball

I have to Praise Jeebus for Jay for today’s post…

I sent him a picture of this cheerleader from Morehead State and said the following…

"Exactly what this chick is cheering about is written all over her chest."

Jay in turn, made mention of a Catholic school that had made a tournament.

In fact, Catholic universities have made a profound impact on the NCAA tournament this year…

Dayton, Boston College, Marquette, Gonzaga, Siena, Xavier, and most importantly Villanova have made one helluva crappie crunching impact on this year’s tournament.

However, Jay sent me a picture of some fans from a Catholic University, in Nebraska of all places, that while they should have made the NCAA tournament, wound up in the NIT, the Creighton Blue Jays…

WTF? Is this what the Baby Jeebus wants from Catholic institutions?

A T-Shirt wearing chick who is never going to get laid, begging to give a blow job?

Screw the anti-Christ-like harlots in this picture...

I for one am offended by the fact that someone who is giving up junk food during Lent sent me this picture.

Is Jay merely giving lip service to the Holy Baby Jeebus? Is he firm in his love for the Lord?

I hate these types of pictures. They are misogynistic, disgusting, hot, and sinful.

Jay…while my initial thought is to rebuke you, I pray for your soul.

Repent, my good man…repent.

Amen, and Amen.

That’s all I have for today. I am working all day on Sunday, and then off to see Ryno.

Until the 'morrow…Enjoy your Sabbath.

Cheers!!

18 comments:

Cinnamon Girl said...

MORE HEAD is always worth cheering about. I love the B-Jays one. You know they are all clueless.

Gimme hint on Mondays post. Gimme gimme gimme gimme. Oh and I sent you a dirty email. Cause I care.

Dana said...

But Matt-Man, I just pulled my head out of my butt ... ummm ... came back from a short hiatus from Bagwine. I don't want to have to leave again! Pass me a beer - I can handle whatever you throw out!

Schmoop said...

Starr: Ha. I got your email and I changed mind about posting what I was going to post on Monday. So, it's no big deal. Cheers!!

Michele: I know they're not, and I thank God for that. cheers Michele!!

Dana: Like I told Starr...I am not going to put up what I was going to. Maybe at a later date, but for now I have changed my mind. But have a beer anyway. Cheers!!

Dana said...

Damn! And here I was ready to stomp my feet and pout! I'll take the beer instead!

Schmoop said...

Dana: Yeah, well you get to save some shoe leather. I was going to post some complaints about the blogosphere, but I couldn't write it without it sounding preachy. Cheers!!

Durward Discussion said...

In the spirit of loving communion I do believe that Morehead and B Jays show what unity of purpose can do to spread the love of the lord.

Happy Sabbath

Jay said...

Total misunderstanding here. I didn't send the pic of the I heart B-Jays because I thought it was funny. Oh no! I was totally offended too. I would never laugh at something like that.

Okay, yes I would. But, in a totally offended and insulted way. ;-)

I really think Morehead St. and Creighton need to play each other. More head v. B-Jays. It's just a perfect match up.

Then the winner can play Ball St.


In other news I'm bummed that you changed your mind about Monday's post. I was so ready to be outraged and offended. Hell, I was already pissed off at the idea of being pissed off. Kind of a pre-pissed off routine. Now, you've ruined it.

Which really pisses me off.

Schmoop said...

Jamie: You are so right. Who knew that sexual acts could bring us nearer our God to thee. You're brilliant. Cheers Jamie!!

Jay: Ha. Very good. And now that I know the truth I hope the Lord heals your eyes from the Devil's work of that picture.

Ryno and I refuse to utter the words, Ball State. We prefer to refer to it in its more scientific name...Testicle Tech. Cheers Funny Man!!

none said...

B-jays are the only form of birth control that hasn't been banned by the pope ;)

Schmoop said...

Hammer: Ha. I have a post about ol' Blitzkrieg Benny coming up in the near future. Cheers!!

Cheesy said...

LMAO!

Knight said...

With the way that cheerleader was standing in the first pic I think she was requesting some Morehead for herself.

cathy said...

Just popped in for a quick hello. I'm not getting much blogging time but you have not been forgotten, yet.

Vodka Mom said...

is that ALL you boys THINK ABOUT????

jesus.

Schmoop said...

Cheesy: Ha. I'm glad you liked it. Cheers!!

Knight: And I for one approve of that message. Cheers Knight!!

Cathy: Whadda ya mean, yet!? Hope things are okay with ya, Cathy. Cheers!!

Schmoop said...

VM: No, I think about other tpyes of women...Not just cheerleaders. Cheers!!

katherine. said...

I'm willing to bet they all know what the shirt means to us...

Schmoop said...

Kat: I would say that you are probably correct. Cheers Kat!!