To those of you who may belong to one of the Eastern Orthodoxies, I wish you a Super Happy Hole-ly Jeebus Week™ this week.
Sheeeesh!! I am frickin’ burnt out. Oy Vay.
The meatlessness…the 72 hour fast, and the ensuing Easter Meat-Fest has left me gastronomically tired, emotionally drained, and in need of more toilet paper.
The lovely Schmoop and I celebrated Easter by setting out blankets and pillows on the living room floor after I returned from a trip to White Castle with Sliders O’ Plenty in tow.
Initially Corky, our Talking Cat, thought the set-up was intended for her enjoyment…
After we made Corky aware that the blanket party was for us, we laid down and Schmoop, in her soft, white, “boy shorts” got comfortable…
Mmmmmm, nice leg. Hey, are her underwear laying just so, or do I see camel toe? Sorry, I sexually digressed...
We celebrated the solemnity and joyfulness of Christ’s resurrection by watching a timely movie. That movie?
Tommy Boy: The Holy Schnike Edition DVD. It was very moving.
We were chowing down on the White Castle cheeseburgers when Schmoop decided that she could not live on burgers alone.
She ordered me to the kitchen to make baked beans, get her brother’s cole slaw out, as she made a trip to see the Colonel.
Yes indeed, a bucket of bird was had. We feasted on beans, slaw, and KFC chicken. Take that PETA!! Oh, as you can see, mucho beer was involved as well.
Anyhoo...after eating the burgers, beans, fowl, and slaw...the end of Tommy Boy had arrived.
We felt a nap was in order. So, naturally, in order to facilitate our REM sleep, we turned the TV to coverage of The Masters golf tournament.
Watching golf on TV is second only to drinking Ny-Quil in the sleep aid department. Schmoop and I soon looked like this…
Of course, since we fell asleep early, we woke back up before the day was done and we had needs.
This was my need…
Those my friends, are the last two sliders. They looked sad and sickly, so I re-heated them and ate them.
Now I never mentioned this, but Schmoop, aka, My Girlfriend Who Has Ice Cream on the Brain, had given up said ice cream for Lent. Such a trooper.
When she awoke from her long nap, she once again rejoiced in the Resurrection by eating some of this..
The wacky, madcap Easter happenings at the Bagwine digs.
Are we rebels or what?
Have a great Monday, all...
Cheers!!
28 comments:
Oh I love the nap pic!
Cheesy: Why thank ya, Cheese. Corky took it. Cheers!!
Hey your Orthodox friend says thanks for the shout out and an early Christos Anesti from me =)
That looks like an awesome day. I spent the day on my couch eating breakfast for all three meals and OD'ing on testosterone movies. Armageddon, The Road Warrior, Terminator, and The Running Man.
Boy were they 80's seriously hair challenged!
Starr: Right back at ya. I not only like to disparage, but also give shout outs to all people. ; )
The Running Man is not only a seriously a non-thinking man movie, it's kinda funny. Cheers Bay-Bay!!
The only White Castle we can get here is the frozen box o' burgers at the store. I just don't think it's as good as getting them fresh.
Congrats to you and Schmoop on your Lenten success. Well done!
Jay: Same to ya on your success Mr. Man. By the way, I see that you mentioned Hardee's in your most recent post...
I worked at a Hardee's all through High School. It was a happy time. Yum. Hope you had a great Easter. Cheers!!
Starr: Ah it was a visionary piece of cinematic treasure wasn't it. Cheers Starr!!
...I'm sorry, but Johnny Yuma was a rebel; you guys are...Yankees!(Doodle Dandies, at that)...
Phfrankie: Schmoop is home today, just read your comment, and now has "Johnny Yuma" stuck in her head. Ha. I dig that. Thanks. Cheers P-Man!!
Sick as it sounds even to me, the sudden death round of the Masters was exciting it really was. I wanted Perry to win but damn it all he didn't.
Hmm Johnny Yma makes me think of Daniel Boone, he was a big man, but the bear was bigger...
Lu: Actually, I don't mind watching golf. Everything is always so warm and green looking. Unlike here at this time of year. Cheers Lu!!
I always wondered why they called them sliders until you made the toilet paper comment :)
Hammer: And trust me, they live up to their name. Cheers Hammer!!!
Okay, just finished catching up on all the Holy Week fun.
Congratulations to sticking to it.
A 72 hour fast?? No way I could have done it, even for Jesus himself.
I get way too damn cranky when I'm hungry. I would not be good for anyone involved.
Looks like you celebrated with a day of gluttony. Nice!
M: Thanks for stopping and for the comment.
The meatless thing was relatively easy. I've done it three Lents in a row now, but...
Yeah, that 72 fast was a bitch. I wasn't as cranky, as I was feeling like I was on speed and had a killer headache. Cheers M!!
Michele: It wasn't THAT bad. We had a couple of plateful of sliders, but only one plate of chicken with sides...You hate me, don't you? ; ) Cheers Michele!!
I need a Belly Bomber fix, yet there are none within hundreds of miles of me...
Welcome back to the real world Sir...glad you made it through and are once again meat-man
Cats always believe that anything having to do with food or comfort is intended for them.
Now I want a White Castle hamburger!
watching any golf is good naptime background. some times i need to watch/listen to womens golf so women are whispering in my ear....not some british guy...
welcome back to the meatful world..
We almost did sliders on Saturday--we had a tasty pie instead.
Good to see you back in the land of carnivores
I could never hate you. I just worry about your colon. Since, poor JR & the Boy have to hear all about the danger of eating meat will have on their colons I thought I'd share the love or bitching as the boys say. I can bitch as well as the next person.
Bond: Glad I made it too and thanks. How does one live without a nearby White Castle? Cheers Vin!!
Nick: They certainly do. White Castles are dee lish. Cheers Nick!!
Teamster: Ha. Good point about the women's golf and thank you. Cheers!!
TB: You could have made a Slider Pie. Hope you had a good weekend. Cheers!!
Michele: Why that is quite warm and touching. It means that when it comes to colons, you consider me part of the family. Cheers Michele!!
Ha, followed your blog through Jay the Cynical Bastard LOL. He bragged about you fasting for 72 hours! Now that's cool, you must have eaten loads of vegetables and maybe had a couple of rounds.
Your fridge seems really stocked with goods LOL.
Half: Jay's the man. Alot of beans...tons of beans...far too many beans for far too many days. Thanks for the comment. Cheers HC!!
Matt: Joe Blow Scab-borough is not a Conservative, he's a freaking RINO/Moderate, who has been kissing Obama's sorry ass since day 1.
Drop on down to the Keys, and I'll introduce you to some real Con Men, and have a few beers.
Hoot: You're full of shit. Joe is a conservative. Y'know...God forbid people like you want to hear a conservative say any half decent word about Obama. Sorry to say Hoot, Scarborough is 10 times the American you claim to be.
He is somewhat pragmatic, AND Scarborough is more concerned about America succeeding than whatever happens to the future of the Republican party. Cheers!!
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