The Matt Man wants me to chime in on his blooooooog.
While he’s cooking his LIVER, he thought it would be cute if I spoke…So…
I’ll speak…
First off…the House Stinks!! The house smells like, well...LIVER. Y’know…Like Cow Organs!!
The SMELL is disgusting. I will NOT even try it. No one, and I mean NO ONE should ever eat this crap. Dana are you listening? Seriously dude.
Anyhoo, grossness aside. Teabagging…Ha! I’m sorry but that just gets me. I know that the right wing party is having a hey day, but for reals???
I don’t care what the left or right wing have to say. I don’t care what the liberals/conservatives have to say. All I care about is what I have to say.
Isn’t that what you want? To have your say? Then Do IT. NOW. I want everyone to say something, anything.
Call, write, e-mail your Congressman, Statesman, Governor, anyone. Let them know how YOU want things done.
And let them know, that LIVER should be outlawed!!
Thank You,
Schmoop
Here's a picture of Matty's ugly meat!!
And now, a video of a half naked me, Schmoop, complaining about Matty's liver...
Cheers!!
36 comments:
That was like watching those interrogation films from WWII...you better do something awful nice for that lady, though I really do enjoy liver. But like I said yesterday fried with onions and bacon and then some mashed potatoes...THAT is how you eat L-I-V-E-R!!!!
And after your meatlessness of 4987465783 days, or whatever it was, liver is an excellent way to rebuild all that iron and stuff.
Have a damn fine weekend Matt and Schmoop.
HOT DAMN I WAS FIRST!!!!!!!
Bond: You were first weren't ya? Man, the Short Bus was speeding today. Cheers Vinny!!
Dude! I could smell it from here. And thank GAWD there is no such thing as smell-o-vision!
Nice legs Schmoop. ;-)
Jay: Are you saying that Schmoop smells? ; ) Cheers Jay!!
Schmoop, I couldn't agree with you more. Liver is icky. End of story. I'm not sure if there is enough air freshener in the world that will get that smell out of the carpet. You'll have to call the cleaners.
Matt darlin' you so owe her for that stench.
I think Schmoop deserves sainthood.
mateo....your olfactory senses are just not working...for the same reason we can hear you hacking up a lung on the video.
schmoop you have my deepest sympathy...he should have waited to cook it until you were away at work...or overseas....
Michele: It didn't smell much. I had soked it in milk for awhile. But...it didn't turn out all that well. It was just kinda, eh. Cheers!!
Songbird: You are so right. Ste. Schmoop: Patron Saint of Whine. Cheers!!
Kat: Ha. I knew there would be a hacking up of a lung mention from you. But please, don't be such a liver hater. Cheers Kat!!
I love liver but I got to say I have never seen it look so ......ahhh.....mushed.
I love fried (kept all in one piece) liver and onions. I don't eat the onions but I love the flavor they give the (all in one piece) organ.
Poor Schmoop! I feel the same as Schmoop looking at that liver as she does smelling it.
Micky: It's not mushed. I cooked in the crockpot with a can of French Onion soup and cooked bacon dumped in with it. What you're seeing is the soup shit on top. It was worth a try, but I'll stick to frying it from now on. Cheers Mick!!
That photo of brownish mush mess yuck on your plate should not even touch the lovely ness of rolls and butter; ick. I have tried one bite of liver so I can honestly say I don't like it. Sometimes I say I don't like things but I wont even try them, can't get past how they look or smell.
Schmoop you are a joy to read and watch. Your humor rings through nicely. You are a lucky man Matt.
Have a great day youze guys :)
Lu: Yeah, the picture certainly isn't Food Magazine worthy, or porn magazine worthy for that matter, but it tatsed okay.
As for Schmoop...And here I thought all along that she was the lucky one. ; )
Have a great day as well, Lu. Cheers!!
I ADORE fired chicken liver but beef liver is meh.
You need some tongue, man.
TB: Yes I do...Care to give me any? Cheers TB!!
Matt-Man, Vinny and I will need to get together for some liver - but I think we should let Vinny cook it. That way it won't stink up your house and it won't look like the meal I served my cat this morning! I was a bit leery of the crockpot idea, and looking at that picture ... well ... it speaks 1000 words!
Dana: It didn't stink...However, after mastering the art of crockpot cooking the last five years, and maintaining the theory that there is nothing that can't be cooked in a crockpot better than in the oven or on the stove...
I was finally proven wrong. Cheers!!
poor Schmoop! being held hostage by a liver cooking zealot - and Fox didn't even warn us about this latest weapon!
love the socks Schmoop - such a sweet touch of modesty
and you got great legs girl! next time you bitch about not being thin enough I'm gonna send you liver scented candles
Dianne: Ha. Schmoop has to wear socks because her core body temperature doesn't warm up until it's 96 degrees outside with 100% humidity.
And by the way...You had me at liver scented candles. Cheers Sexy!!
...I kept imagining Schmoop as Elizabeth Taylor in "National Velvet"...
Phfrankie: Mmmmmmmmmm, and that is one good vision. Cheers P-Man!!
Teamster: Ha. If my mom is reading my blog that would be creepy because, well, she's dead. I'm sure Schmoop appreciates your sympathy but as for me, I say...
Long Live the Liver. Have a great weekend Teamster. Cheers!!
Starr: Loooooove goose liver, but my mind is elsewhere. I just pictured you and Schmoop hugging...naked. Cheers Starr!!
FRIED dude...Crockpot for everything? you are one sick puppy
Bond: No, not everything, ya goof, but you'd be surprised how well certain foods do in a crockpot. This just wasn't one of them.
Everything must be tried at least once. Success or failure, one must expose themselves to the possibilities. So let it be written...
So let it be done...Cheers!!
"one must expose themselves to the possibilities."
you had me at expose yourself
Dianne: I would comment back to you but now I must print off your picture and retire to the bathroom. Cheers!!
I own a crockpot dude..I know they are good for many things, but liver???how could you even imagine that liver would cook well in a crockpot?
We need to sit and talk...
Schmoop cracks me up LOL
"I was trying to be niiice" "wahh"
Actually Vinnie, everything, and I mean everything he has ever cooked in the crockpot has been fabulous! You should try his chili. Yummo! Liver on the other hand, should never be made available to the public, but at least he tried.
Schmoop: Thanks and Zoves...Cheers Baby!!
Micky: Well stop it...It's unbecoming of you. ; ) Cheers Mick!!
I'm talking about the end of the video.....I'm still laughing and my eyes are watering!
Micky: Ha. God I'm slow. Yeah, she can be quite funny as you know. Cheers Mick!!
She must really love you. First she made you Hamburger Helper then she let you cook liver in the Crock-Pot!
Chick: I think it's more a way make me shut the hell up. Cheers Chick!!
There is only one organ meat I eat... and it AINT liver.....
Cheesy: You are making me randy, baby. Cheers Cheesy!!
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