Friday, June 26, 2009

Bagwine, Interrupted

Just as Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson passed from this earth yesterday, I am today, shutting down Bagwine Ruminations.

Okay, not with the same finality of the aforementioned celebrities, but…

My painting of the Bagwine Love Shack has reached the point where I must paint the walls in the area of the computer desk, so my computer will be all but down for awhile.

And…between working tonight, and my self-imposed Saturday evening deadline of having the entire paint job done, I will only be around here and there.

I know…you’ll miss me, and I appreciate that.

Just found out that Schmoop is off until July 6th. Oh Baby!! Fresh paint, new carpet, and Schmoop at home for a week!? Boy Howdy, there are going to be some fireworks popping off at the Bagwine digs.

Anyhoo…Here’s to Farrah Fawcett, whose famous swimsuit poster was for a time, the most masturbated to picture in the world.

And to Michael Jackson, about whom it was once said, “Michael is proof positive that only in America can a black boy grow up to become a white woman.”

May both of you rest in peace.

To Governor Mark Sanford, here’s to ya buddy. You lucked out. Because of the passing of Jackson, your saucy escapades have been all but erased from the headlines.

And, to all of you adorable chuckleheads…

Enjoy your Friday, and your first full weekend of Summer 2009. I’ll be around when I can.

Cheers!!

18 comments:

Ken said...

I bet you don't even unplug that computer. You'll cover it with a piece of clear plastic so you never have to even loose sight of it.
Have a great weekend finishing up your new digs.
Keep telling Schmoop, "it'll be over soon"

Schmoop said...

Micky: Ha. My computer is my baby. I cannot trust a mere piece of plastic to protect her. Schmoop is relaxing a little but Corky is not a happy cat. Cheers Mick!!

Michele said...

Such dedication to the painting project. I would have moved right along to something else by now and let JR finish up. He's good at that.

Have fun, stay safe, see ya when you're done.

Schmoop said...

Michele: Normally I have the attention span of pole bean, but I have my flashes of dedication to a project. Have a great weekend as well. Give JR a big, sloppy kiss for me. Cheers Michele!!

Dana said...

Just curious ... do you paint in the nude?

Schmoop said...

Dana: Why yes, yes I do. This is probably something the Apartment Manager wishes she had known prior to coming up to see if we needed anything else in order to complete the job. Cheers!!

Phfrankie Bondo said...

...I think painting in the nude is a wonderful thing...and you never lose the stir-stick!...

Schmoop said...

Phfrankie: Ha. The ultimate combination of raw sexuality and utility. And by the way, "The Stir Sticks" would be a great name for a band. Cheers P-Man!!

David said...

With all the painting done, you will have all next week to reap the rewards of Schmoop's gratitude...well, I'm assuming she'll be grateful that the love shack has been painted and freshened up for the coming years of blissful cohabitation.

Cheers

Desert songbird said...

Good luck with that, Matty. I know how you (and I) can be about deadlines, especially self-imposed ones.

Schmoop said...

David: She will be grateful. Which means she will tolerate my existence for a few days. I'm a lucky guy. Cheers David!!

Songbird: I'm great with deadlines. I always meet them. I just never exceed them. Cheers!!

Real Live Lesbian said...

Mr. Sanford got damn lucky!

Before the details came out, I heard someone say, "I bet there's a cheerleader involved in this!"

Happy Painting!

Schmoop said...

RLL: There was a cheerleader involved, but who knew that she spoke Spanish? Ola!! Cheers Sexy!!

Jay said...

Be careful taking Bagwine Central Command down and putting it back up. And have fun painting.

metalmom said...

With Schmoop home with you, I'm betting that you two will be too busy with each other to get any painting done!

Cheesy said...

xox happy painting!

Schmoop said...

Jay: Oh yeah, I am just having a blast painting. Cheers Jay!!

Metal: Au Contraire...I am a true professional. No, really. Cheers!!

Cheesy: Joy Joy. Cheers Cheesy!!

Dice Mardell said...

summed up so eloquently in one friggin sentence:

“Michael is proof positive that only in America can a black boy grow up to become a white woman.”

Thanks for the chuckle,

one of your California adorable chuckleheads