Today, many Americans will celebrate our country’s founding by throwing burgers and dawgs on the grill, swilling beer, and setting off fireworks.
Gov. Sarah Palin will celebrate the 4th of July by counting down the days until July 26th when she asserts her personal independence and walks away from her duties as Governor of Alaska.That’s right…She announced at a hastily called press conference yesterday that she will resign from office effective July 26th.
Hee Hee. I’m pretty broken up about it. I am even more perplexed, because she really didn’t give any concrete reasons for her decisions.
She mentioned that people were attacking her son, Trig, and that a good point guard in basketball passes the ball so the team can win. WTF?
I think there is something more to her leaving office after 2 ½ years than what lies within the convoluted statement that she gave.
Does she really think she can better serve herself by quitting her job and start running now for President in 2012?
Does she think people will take a less than bright chick who served as Governor of Alaska for less than three years seriously?
My guess is that someone has offered her a lucrative job as some type of TV talk show host or something media related. If that comes to fruition, you heard it here first.
Anyhoo, enough about Gov. Dimbulb. It’s a day of celebration, and the Schmoop and I are going to be partying down at a soiree thrown by my brother, Marte’ and his lovely wife.
It has all the makings of a rollicking good Independencepalooza…Kegs O’ Beer, Brats, Burgers, and dozens of good natured, independence loving Americans.
God help my brother’s neighbors…I’ll take pictures o’ plenty of the patriotic partiers and the carnage that will be generated.
Since it is our nation’s birthday today, I thought I’d put up a relevant You Tube video.
I give you the sexiest scientist in all of these Untied States singing our country’s National Anthem.
Ladies and Gentlemen, the uber lovely and witty, Desert Rat. Enjoy.
Have a safe and fun-filled 4th of July everyone.
Cheers!!
17 comments:
Oh dear! Is she really stupid enough to believe she could be elected President?
Nice job on the founding-father-ass-cheek-cover. Next time maybe you could make it smaller.
Chick: Sadly, yes I think she does believe that. And, are you saying that next time I should make Franklin smaller or make my ass smaller? Cheers Chick!!
...the audacity of that broad! (Palin, not Desert Rat, although...)...
Phfrankie: Hey now...don't be dissin' my buddy, she did a fine job.(Desert Rat not Palin) Cheers!!
Exit..Stage Right!
She won't be running for anything is my guess. I think she's bailing out completely. Maybe for God or something, so I'll surely pray that I'm right!
Micky: Palin is a walking, talking, unintentional comedy tour. Maybe it'll come to light that she was banging Gov. Mark Sanford. Cheers Mick!!
It's possible that Palin is resigning because of some major family reason. So, I'm holding my fire on her until we know for sure what is up. I keep thinking that all the people attacking her for quitting would look pretty bad if Sarah or someone else is sick or whatever.
But, if she thinks QUITTING as Governor helps her be President she's crazy.
Beautiful singing Desert Rat!
Happy 4th Matt-Man and Schmoop.
oh crap, Jay made me think of Palin as a person
OK I'm over it
I think there is footage of Sarah and Sanford rolling around together somewhere in the Alaskan hills
be safe Matty
We'll be tossing some veggie dogs and burgers onto the grill and I'll be making my famous potato salad. Oh yeah, it is so good is causes swooning and (dare I say it)orgasms.
Eh, I think it's just blackmail. She will be on Oprah to talk about it next year and then we will have to hear about her all over again.
Thanks for sharing your pipes Desert Rat!
I do hope Palin stays visible - she is worth her weight in comedic value. I might even watch The View on Monday to see what her fellow GOP nutjob Elisabeth Hassellbitch has to say about her good friend Sarah.
Happy 4th all y'all. Cheers!
Happy 4th!
Enjoy your holiday Matt!
No Palin!No Palin!No Palin!No Palin!No Palin!No Palin!No Palin!No Palin!No Palin!No Palin!No Palin!No Palin!No Palin!No Palin!No Palin!No Palin!No Palin!No Palin!No Palin!No Palin!No Palin!No Palin!
Travis: I hope you guys had a good one, Trav. Cheers!!
Dana: I hope your trip is going well. Cheers!!
Nick: Ha. Well said, Nick. Cheers!!
when I heard about Palin...I thought of you...smile.
don't ya just love that clip of DR!
Kat: Ha. I like that!! Yeah, I dig the Voice of the Rat, and she's just so damn cute. Cheers Kat!!
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