Man, it was humid yesterday. Working in the Beer Mine was a sweaty and tiring adventure.
I always drink plenty (3-4 liters) of Ice Mountain water while I’m there, but sometimes the struggle of keeping up with the demands of thirsty and nicotine starved patrons wears on me.
It’s rough on the Matt-Man, especially when I know that when I am done at work...
I have to go home, sit down to my computer, drink beer, and make the Bagwine magic happen for the next day.
Sometimes simply drinking water isn’t enough, and I require a pick me up prior to leaving the Drive-Thru.
When I need an energy drink to get me through, which one do I turn to?
Full Throttle? No. Red Bull? Pfffft, it should be called Red Bullshit. Rockstar? Ha. That crap is a rock star on the level of Richard Marx…or Richard Carpenter.
Monster, perhaps? The only thing scary about that stuff is the price, the taste, and the lack of bitch in it.
No my friends…When I need powerful shot of B6 and B12, along with Ginseng, Caffeine, Taurine, L-Carnitine, and Inositol…
I go with the high performance energy drink that kicks ass. NOS!! Yeah baby, NOS…KICKS…ASS. And, it tastes goooooood.
NOS comes in three flavors. Original (citrus), Grape, and my personal favorite (as well as Pizza Bill’s), Fruit Punch.
The Fruit Punch NOS is like Hawaiian Punch on steroids…or crack. My tastes buds are happy; my mind is sharp, and my motor skills race more quickly than that of a rabbit’s reproductive system.
I don’t keep the legal high of NOS to myself. No sir. If someone comes through the Beer Mine and is unfamiliar with energy drinks but wants one, I push the NOS.
That’s right. My name is Matt-Man, and I’m a NOS pusher. And dammit, I am proud of it.
Most take my word for the quality of NOS because they see me running after ice…jumping from cooler to cooler, and bringing them three twelve packs of beer, six packs of smokes, and two bags of chips in one trip. All the while…
Still managing to stare at the cleavage that belongs to the hot chick in the car behind them. The Coca-Cola Company has purchased a winner in NOS.
To the folks who make NOS I say unto you: “Me Love You Long Time.”
And folks…As a matter of full disclosure I haven’t been compensated for this post in any manner, however…
If the NOS folks would like to send me a case of their magic, happy drink, I sure as hell wouldn’t turn it down.
And, if you’d like to visit the NOS site, you can do so by clicking HERE. Even if you’re not into energy drinks, they do have pictures of hot NOS babes…
Drink NOS, and as always…