Today, I am simply going to share with you some bon mots, gems of wisdom, thoughts, and observations that I have gleaned over my nearly 45 years on this Earth.
This is but a partial list, but I hope that you at least, partially enjoy it…
*You can use shampoo as body wash, but never use body wash as shampoo.
*Potted Meat Food Product is neither meat nor food, but keep it on hand, as it makes an interesting and humorous conversation piece.
*Drinking Wild Irish Rose is not only a way to enjoy the penultimate Bagwine, it’s a lifestyle.
*Even though he’s been gone for quite a few years, I miss my brother Phil. He was so wonderfully different and thoughtful.
*Being the youngest of nine you often don’t get taken seriously by the older ones.
*Getting a hand job from your girlfriend while watching the Glenn Beck Show on Wednesday can be quite surreal if not psychedelic.
*My site had nearly 1,000 hits yesterday mainly because people were Googling, “Megan Fox Naked.”
*Playing baseball is the purest form of both singular and team accomplishment that there is, and I miss it.
*If the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach, I guess I love Schmoop because she doesn’t over boil hot dogs and doesn’t undercook a frozen pizza.
*Pat Robertson claimed that the earthquake in Haiti was because Haitians made a deal with the Devil. Pat Robertson needs dirt sleep.
*If Liz Cheney wasn’t Dick Cheney’s daughter, instead of being on TV acting like she is knowledgeable about all things political, she’d be turning tricks at a Truck Stop outside of Elkhart, IN.
*Even if you are, like me, a fan of liver…Never and I mean, NEVER cook it in the crockpot. It doesn’t work well.
And speaking of which…Here is a classic video of Schmoop lamenting the fact that after several years of allowing me to dwell inside her abode talks about the fact that she let me cook liver…
Watch it if you wanna see Schmoop in nothing but a sweatshirt and socks...