Bagwine and Facebook buddy, Irene, gave me a head’s up on this…
Anyone can go to the Urban Dictionary website, type their name in, and it will give the person a definition or definitions for their name.
I must say, the Urban Dictionary was dead on when defining me…Matt.
Take a look...
Ancient Greek translation for "eternal sex-god". It is believed that anyone that holds this name has a great level of skill and ability to perform sexual acts for long periods of time. Men possessing this name are also well endowed.
Girl 1: I wish my boyfriend was a matt
Girl 2: Oh you poor thing
An attractive, smooth-talking, charming young man. When you’re with him, he makes you feel like a princess; when you’re not, you know he is making another girl feel the same and not even thinking of you.
Becky: I dont understand, we had so much fun last week! why hasn’t he called?!?'
Jessica: I told you that guy was a matt. you should have listened to me!'
An extremely good looking male, otherwise known as a Sexy Beast. Throughout history, Matts have been known to be an exceptional specimen of the human male. The 'Matt' are often popular due to their social adeptness.
Girl 1: Hey, did you see that new movie 300? It was kick ass.
Girl 2: Of course! It was like a movie of 300 half-naked Matts!
And of course there’s this entry…
Masturbating After Touching Titties.
Masturbating After Touching Testicles.
Fundita: Fundo saw Matt at the strip club.
Fundala: Which strip club?
Fundita: I never asked his preference.
Holy Cow!! Could the Urban Dictionary be any more dead on when talking about yours truly? I don’t fucking think so.
Even Schmoop agreed with eveything they wrote...other than the well-endowed part.
That’s all I gots. That’s all there is. There isn’t any more.
Have a wonderful Friday all. I will be preparing for the White Death that is on the doorstep of Bagwine, Ohio.
Oh the humanity!!