Monday, April 12, 2010

Caption This, Bitch!!

Long 10-9 day today at the Beer Mine.

Speaking of the Beer Mine, I need your assistance.

I want to add a caption to the following picture, print it off, and frame it.

I am relying on you guys to come up with something funny, disgusting, rude, and/or completeley offensive to use as the caption.

Here's the picture, familiar to some of you, that needs to be captioned:

From left to right in the pic it is Drive-By Mikey, Matt, Pizza Bill.

I thank you in advance for your attempts at humor.

Yours in Christ,

Matt-Man

Cheers!!

29 comments:

Micky-T said...

The Depot Boys....don't get caught in the back room.

Bagwines Thirst Busters....please leave property before blowing lunch.

Matt-Man said...

Micky: Ha. I dig the first one anbd the second one? It's quite topical now that we have a new food vendor on site. I'll take a picture of the new chuckwagon today. Cheers and Thanks Mick!!

Scott Oglesby said...

The Beer Mine: Like Home Depot, but for drunks.
And instead of Mexicans serving you, white guys will swear at you.

Matt, “I swear, just one of her ass cheeks was yay big, and Pizza Bill still hit that.”

Come for the beer, stay because we’re so fucking pretty.

Trust us, we dare you.

“And if you got the money honey, we got your… well….. beer.”



I may be back....

Phfrankie Bondo said...

...Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard...

Matt-Man said...

Scott: Ha...You're killing me, because you don't know how close to home some of those hit. Ouch. I'm laughing and I have a cracked sternum. Which is another post entirely. Cheers Scott!!

Phfrankie: Ha. I like that too. Love me some Stooges. Cheers P-Man!!

Mrs. D said...

I am horrible at thinking up captions (well clever ones, anyway). I'll have to think about it.

Matt-Man said...

D: I understand, and unlike the pictures that Scott uses for his caption posts, this doesn't give one alot to work with. Have a lovely Monday. Cheers D!!

Phfrankie Bondo said...

...Winkin', Drinkin' and Nod...

Desert Rat said...

"Inbreeding at its finest *and* we cut our own hair"

"Wanna make up our foursome?"

"Yes! We have beverages!"

"Free laying on of hands with *every* purchase!"

Jay said...

"The Beverage Depot: Where you don't have to deal with those long-haired hippie types."

"If these guys don't scream 'TRUST US' then I don't know who does."

"Beautiful Beer & Beverages By Bawdy Balding Boys"

"SHOW US YOUR BOOBIES!!!"

Mike said...

Can you believe I work with these dickheads?

Meet my only two friends.

Two men pull old guy out of ice cooler. Old guy frozen in Han Solo carbonite position.
http://www.starstore.com/acatalog/Star%20Wars%20Han%20Solo%20Carbonite%20CU.jpg

Desert Rat said...

Jay: I love your last one! You are a laugh riot, dude!

Lu' said...

This establishment NOT located within 100' of a school.

Screw Manny Moe and Jack. Get tanked with Mikey, Matt and Bill.

...and the Mesiah said "Oh come on I only need 10 more guys; please geeze!"

Would we lie 50% off your order for placing breast here.

Anonymous said...

We've got candy in the van, whaddya say?

Dice Mardell said...

Jay: "SHOW US YOUR BOOBIES!!!"

bwwwwaahahahahahahha

so simple, so direct.

you might want to add in smaller print: and we'll throw in the ice for FREE!


...I HATE paying for ICE! :)

Scott Oglesby said...

Damn dude, how did you crack your sternum? Hope you’re feeling ok, or at least feeling the effects of some good opiates…

Charlene said...

Our employees of the month pledge not to spit in your food.

Anonymous said...

you really need something to DO!!!!

jme said...

"As queer as they wanna be!"

jme said...

"Thirsty, bitches? Drink THIS up!"

Dana said...

Not all who drive in ... drive out!

Dianne said...

Scott Jay and Dana all rock the captions

I love that picture

Matt-Man said...

Ha...Well done everyone. I shall to make sure to post a picture of the final product when I get it done. Thanks All. Cheers!!

Desert Rat said...

Hey, Anon, is that supposed to be a caption? 'Cause I'm not really seein' it workin' - jus sayin'

jme said...

and the winning CRAPTION goes to......????

Marilyn said...

Batman, Robin, and The Hulk get new day jobs.

(I just love the Pizza Bill's pose. I hope he isn't offended.)

Matt-Man said...

Rat: Ha. I know Mr. Anony. It's okay. But thanks. Cheers Rat!!

jme: I just don't know yet, but it has been narrowed down. Cheers jme!!

Marilyn: Ha. I don't think it is possible to offend Pizza Bill. Cheers Marilyn!!

Clay Perry said...

"Hey.. We got weed..."

Matt-Man said...

Clay: Ha. We dont, but we do sell blunt wraps. Cheers Clay!!