Speaking of the Beer Mine, I need your assistance.
I want to add a caption to the following picture, print it off, and frame it.
I am relying on you guys to come up with something funny, disgusting, rude, and/or completeley offensive to use as the caption.
Here's the picture, familiar to some of you, that needs to be captioned:
From left to right in the pic it is Drive-By Mikey, Matt, Pizza Bill.I thank you in advance for your attempts at humor.
Yours in Christ,
Matt-Man
Cheers!!
29 comments:
The Depot Boys....don't get caught in the back room.
Bagwines Thirst Busters....please leave property before blowing lunch.
Micky: Ha. I dig the first one anbd the second one? It's quite topical now that we have a new food vendor on site. I'll take a picture of the new chuckwagon today. Cheers and Thanks Mick!!
The Beer Mine: Like Home Depot, but for drunks.
And instead of Mexicans serving you, white guys will swear at you.
Matt, “I swear, just one of her ass cheeks was yay big, and Pizza Bill still hit that.”
Come for the beer, stay because we’re so fucking pretty.
Trust us, we dare you.
“And if you got the money honey, we got your… well….. beer.”
I may be back....
...Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard...
Scott: Ha...You're killing me, because you don't know how close to home some of those hit. Ouch. I'm laughing and I have a cracked sternum. Which is another post entirely. Cheers Scott!!
Phfrankie: Ha. I like that too. Love me some Stooges. Cheers P-Man!!
I am horrible at thinking up captions (well clever ones, anyway). I'll have to think about it.
D: I understand, and unlike the pictures that Scott uses for his caption posts, this doesn't give one alot to work with. Have a lovely Monday. Cheers D!!
...Winkin', Drinkin' and Nod...
"Inbreeding at its finest *and* we cut our own hair"
"Wanna make up our foursome?"
"Yes! We have beverages!"
"Free laying on of hands with *every* purchase!"
"The Beverage Depot: Where you don't have to deal with those long-haired hippie types."
"If these guys don't scream 'TRUST US' then I don't know who does."
"Beautiful Beer & Beverages By Bawdy Balding Boys"
"SHOW US YOUR BOOBIES!!!"
Can you believe I work with these dickheads?
Meet my only two friends.
Two men pull old guy out of ice cooler. Old guy frozen in Han Solo carbonite position.
http://www.starstore.com/acatalog/Star%20Wars%20Han%20Solo%20Carbonite%20CU.jpg
Jay: I love your last one! You are a laugh riot, dude!
This establishment NOT located within 100' of a school.
Screw Manny Moe and Jack. Get tanked with Mikey, Matt and Bill.
...and the Mesiah said "Oh come on I only need 10 more guys; please geeze!"
Would we lie 50% off your order for placing breast here.
We've got candy in the van, whaddya say?
Jay: "SHOW US YOUR BOOBIES!!!"
bwwwwaahahahahahahha
so simple, so direct.
you might want to add in smaller print: and we'll throw in the ice for FREE!
...I HATE paying for ICE! :)
Damn dude, how did you crack your sternum? Hope you’re feeling ok, or at least feeling the effects of some good opiates…
Our employees of the month pledge not to spit in your food.
you really need something to DO!!!!
"As queer as they wanna be!"
"Thirsty, bitches? Drink THIS up!"
Not all who drive in ... drive out!
Scott Jay and Dana all rock the captions
I love that picture
Ha...Well done everyone. I shall to make sure to post a picture of the final product when I get it done. Thanks All. Cheers!!
Hey, Anon, is that supposed to be a caption? 'Cause I'm not really seein' it workin' - jus sayin'
and the winning CRAPTION goes to......????
Batman, Robin, and The Hulk get new day jobs.
(I just love the Pizza Bill's pose. I hope he isn't offended.)
Rat: Ha. I know Mr. Anony. It's okay. But thanks. Cheers Rat!!
jme: I just don't know yet, but it has been narrowed down. Cheers jme!!
Marilyn: Ha. I don't think it is possible to offend Pizza Bill. Cheers Marilyn!!
"Hey.. We got weed..."
Clay: Ha. We dont, but we do sell blunt wraps. Cheers Clay!!
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