Wednesday, July 28, 2010

The Die Is Cast...Sorta

Today?

I am off all day, however, I may still not be around much, because I have a myriad of things to do, and many phone calls to make.

I must call my brother Marte’, the Crazy Cat Man From Columbus, Richard…and most of all, my new, possible Blog Talk Radio partner, Jay.

Yesterday I posted about Jay and I possibly doing a BTR Show together. Well, those of you who commented as to the viability of such a show were in support so…

I will call Jay today and mull a few things over with him.

I know…Mulling isn’t legal in Jay’s state of Arkansas unless it’s with a family member, but we shall buck the law and mull things over.

Actually…in spite of the early comments telling Jay and I that we should sally forth upon our walk of shame into internet radio, I was still very hesitant.

In fact Tuesday as I walked to work, I asked God for a sign as to whether I, a pervert from Ohio, should do this internets radio thing with some funny, Viking helmeted, fucked up Arkansan.

Well ladies and gentlemen, as I cut through the hospital parking lot across the street from me on my ambulatory way to work, I got a sign from God.

I saw this on a car in the hospital parking lot…

Yeah Bitches…I laughed.

The Buckeye State and The Natural State are going to make Blog Talk Radio love, and you will all be the worse for it, and may even get mentally impregnated.

I mean, if the two of us morons can pull something together.

Cheers!!

17 comments:

Jay said...

Oh mulling is totally legal here. But only inside with the windows closed and covered and the lights off.

Matt-Man said...

Jay: I do respect modest mulling. Cheers Jay!!

Phfrankie Bondo said...

...out here in California we mull wherever and whenever we feel like it...

Desert Rat said...

I remember the days when I mulled in California - ah, those wild college mulling parties!

In AZ we mull only when the temperature drops below 100 - which means no mulling until November and even then we need a fan and a bucket of ice.

Mike said...

I thought mulling had something to do with hair.

And I went and listened to some of what the internets had to offer. You guys are going to be stars!

Scott Oglesby said...

I was physically impregnated by Jay’s Viking helmet once. And by impregnated I mean that it was lodged in my rectum.

Matt-Man said...

P-Man: You guys are such trend-setters out there on the coast. Cheers P-Man!!

Rat: I understand. I tried mulling in extreme heat once. Nothing worse than mull sweat. Cheers Rat!!

Mike: Are you saying we are that good or most of what is on RTR is that bad? Either way, I'll take it. Cheers Mike!!

Matt-Man said...

Scott: Was it a result of man sex or were you guys playing in the NFL; The Norse Football League? Cheers Scott!!

Michele said...

You'll want to schedule in a bit of fun today also. Can't wait to hear what you and Jay come up with.

Matt-Man said...

Michele: I do have a chance to actually cook dinner for the Schmoopster and I and in my wacky world that is fun. Loooove to cook. Cheers Michele!!

Raquel's World said...

Ewww I can't wait!

Matt-Man said...

Raquel: "Ewww" didn't sound too pleasing. Cheers Roc!!

Dana said...

Arkansas?? The Natural State?? I thought the natural state (for the two of you anyway) was drunk and pantless ... but I suppose Arkansas wouldn't want to put *that* on their license plate!

Matt-Man said...

Dana: The Natural State is when bro and sis are bangin'. THAT's what they don't want ya talkin' about. Cheers Dana!!

Charlene said...

I agree, that was a sign. I often see messages on license plates that seem to slide right into a part of my day.

Jeff B said...

The Buckeye State and The Natural State...

How about this for a tag line

"Come get buck natural with us!"

Eh, just a thought.

Matt-Man said...

Charlene: I was hoping the owner of the car was there so I could ask him or her about the Jay-Man. Cheers Charlene!!

Jeff: Hee...When we do get this going, make sure you call in, well...after you send the kids and the wife out for ice cream or something. Cheers Jeff!!