I am more than happy about that because last night was not good.
After a hot day of work at the Beer Mine yesterday, I came home to find Schmoop looking like this...
She looked kinda hot in my shirt, and we had a couple of pre-coital beers. Life was good.
And then it got better, 'cause Schmoop laid down on Kelly the Couch with her legs spread and her hoo ha saying, "Take Me Matt-Man, Take Me!!."
But, before I could take advantage of the request, someone beat me to her honey hole...
What the fuck? Now I dig me some hot chick on chick action like most guys, but this is just disturbing not to mention bordering on illegal.Let's hope today goes better for me in the sex area.
Amen, and Amen.
Have a wonderful Sunday, all. Off to see Ryno for a few and then back to the digs to lock Corky in the closet and have my way with Schmoop.
Or not.
Cheers!!
13 comments:
Definitely hope that improves for you. Nothing better than thunderstorm sex!
Thunderstorm sex. I vaguely remember that. Enjoy yours!
Set out a little tuna for Corky and I bet you guys get some alone time! :-)
So it's Corky that is Schmoop's guardian angel??
Dish: Thanks. Unfortunately it's starting to clear off. Go away sun, Go Away!! Cheers Dish!!
Chick: If it happens, I'll take pictures so you can recollect more vividly. Cheers Chick!!
Evil: I think that when Schmoop spreads 'em, Corky picks up a slight aroma of tuna and that's what makes her jump on it. Cheers ETW!!
Dana: Ha. Very good. Why I oughta. Cheers Dana!!
That's probably not illegal in Ohio.
Maybe you should have Corky de-clawed. That way it wouldn't be such a risk if you tried to move her out of the way.
I think cats are the number 1 reason for coitusinteruptus....I have that same problem.
Jay: Maybe so, but in Ohio, unlike in Arkansas, having sex with opossum or a family member is illegal. Cheers Jay!!
Average: My Number One coitus-interruptus is too much Wild Irish Rose in the bloodstream. Cheers AC!!
I got nothin' to say on this one. I'm just lookin' at the pictures.
Mike: Of course you are. Cheers Mike!!
Okay that tuna comment could possibly cause a delay in you getting some thunderstorm sex.
Raquel: Ha. She knows I am kidding and laughed when she read it. Cheers Roc!!
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