I had no interesting conversations this week, well...other than the one I posted yesterday between Schmoop and I.
It was classic and elicited quite a few interesting comments and exchanges, but none more interesting than this exchange between the uber-crazy Snugs and myself:
oh wow, I didn't know you had your own drama going on over here today too..
can I just say that I am really digging Micky..
btw, I used to feel sorry for Schmoop, but now I realize I was wrong, I think that maybe she is just pissed she missed out on the action, either that or she is just ok settling for sloppy seconds..whatever floats their boat,
just because I can't imagine being with someone that practically fucks another woman on the couch while I am sleeping one off and then continues to boast and joke about it doesn't mean it's not her cup of tea, or rather vodka, Cheers!
Snugs: Drama? I didn't realize that animated, sometimes heated exchanges between quasi-adults was considered, "drama".
I'm sure Schmoop is crushed that you no longer feel sorry for her as she spoke of your empathy for her with such treasure over the past couple of weeks. So sad.
Actually however, since I have been having sex with Schmoop for nearly ten years, doesn't that mean that Dana got the sloppy seconds? Just thinkin'.
And before you say somethin' 'bout that...No, I don't mind being referred to as sloppy seconds. It's kinda hot!!
Lessee...What else, we got c'here? Um...
I don't think Schmoop really was pissed about not having a three way, but I will tell you, she was impressed with Dana's tits. And who wouldn't be, because, they're real, and they're spectacular. Just like Schmoop's, only even BIGGER!!
As for you "knowing" that Dana and I "practically fucked" on the couch, leads me to think a couple of things...
Either you fantasize about what we did, or you as always, are once again living vicariously through Dana.
Either way, you should stop, 'cause it's creepin' me the fuck out!! But...entertaining as always.
Lastly, you did get one thing correct. While Schmoop can toss back more than her fair share of beer, she does like Vodka. But then again, who doesn't?
Have a wunnerful weekend, Snugs. I'll be spending mine working, laughing, hangin' out with my kid, and getting Schmoop from behind while we drink Vodka, talk about Dana's tits, and thoroughly enjoy life.
And...I'm making Manwich. Or, should I call it, Sloppy Seconds Joes!! Ha!! Yum.
Cheers, Freak Show!! (end)
Oh I love it when other people write my posts for me!!
By the way, I was whoring around this morning as well.
After I took Ryno to school, and on the way to the Vet's office to get Corky her food, I passed the house of an old girlfriend.
When I got home, I emailed her and said:
I drove by your house a few minutes ago and I played with "it" as I passed.
How odd...At about 0800 I had my vibrator out and was going, "Oooooweeeeeoohhhhh". Hope things are good.
Ha...I so dig open, upfront, smart, funny people.
Have a weekend, and as always...