Monday, October 18, 2010

I'm With Stupid: The Contest

I am going to be busier than than Paris Hilton's hoo-ha this week, so here's the deal.

All this week will be, for the most part, about the I'm With Stupid Radio Show that Jay and I do on Blog Talk Radio.

If you haven't listened to it, you can hear the most recent installment here:

It wasn't a bad show once we got Google phone to quit fuckin' with us and Jay re-appeared. At least our problems weren't Time-Warner or BTR for once. But here's the thing...

We want you wunnerful people to participate and if you do, we will reward you with wunnerful prize packages.

We are seeking your talents to come up with hot, funny, and clever intros and sound bites for the show.

For example, here's one that the uber-lovely Schmoop did late Sunday afternoon...

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Of course you can always do more personalized audio blurbs such as one Schmoop did a few minutes later:

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If you do something along those lines and we use it, your fan-damn-tastic prize will be in the mail.

We are also looking for written blurbs that we can use. A blurb along the lines of this:

"While I was Vice-President I thought I was with Stupid and then, I listened to Jay and Matt-Man on Blog Talk Radio, and knew I truly was."

--Dick Cheney

Of course, we'd want you to use your name n'shit.

So there you have it. The ball is in your court and it's time for ya to start dribbling.

Send your audio files and/or blurbs to either Jay or myself at the following email addresses:



It's easy. It's fun. may win a fantastic prize package provided I can get my package up. Ha!!

Seriously, we will be giving away some goooooood shit.

I'm going to be all but gone until Wednesday, so fill our inboxes up, and Jay and I will be more than happy to fill your boxes up.

Until then...



Jay said...

This is going to be really exciting!

Wait. We're giving away prizes? Cool!

Mike said...

Jay, all the prizes will be post marked in Arkansas.

Scott Oglesby said...

But I seriously don’t want to ‘win’ your ‘package.’

Alrighty then I’ll try to come up with some funny blurbs, gimme a couple days. Do you want them all to have the ‘stupid’ tag, or what? What else are you looking for with that?

Matt-Man said...

Jay: Isn't it though? I'm going to be scouring the neighborhood today in search of said prizes. Cheers Jay!!

Mike: Hey, wait. What are you saying, mister? Cheers Mike!!

Scott: Scott...this, is a football...How you get it across the goal line is up to you. Cheers Scott!!

Dana said...

Holy 900 line voice Batman! Schmoop set the bar extremely high. It's going to be difficult play in that league ...

Matt-Man said...

Dana: She does have quite the bedroom voice. I felt it a shame to keep it to myself. Cheers Dana!!

Beth said...

Did I win yet????

Raquel's World said...

Yup, I think if you hook Schmoop up woth a 900 number you guys will hit the big time. Awesome sexy phone voice. My phone voice is a bit unsexy due to all the smokes but maybe I can come up with a blurb.

Matt-Man said...

Schmoop: Since you get a great prize package anytime you want it and have been in my company for ten years, you're already a winner...or something. Cheers and Zoooves!!

Roc: Pfffft. Schmoop smokes a pack plus a day. Not only is her voice sexy, I love it when she hacks in my ear when we're nekkid. Cheers Roc!!

Knight said...

Hmm...I'm going to try to sing something. That's if I remember to do it. Can't compete with Schmoop's sex voice though. Damn woman!

Four Dinners said...

I will get to work forthwith!

Matt-Man said...

KNight: Oh I think you can work quite well with what you have. Cheers Knight!!

Four: Hiiiiiya Mad Man. Hope all is well with ya, and good to see ya. Get to work forthwit, and Cheers FD!!