You know what I say…Fuck that.
Four Loko is a hyper-caffeinated drink that contains 12% alcohol and some morons out in Washington were hospitalized after drinking it. (Thanks Curious Chris)
You know what I say to that…So be it.
They were obviously assholes and had a shit load of other troubles and probably were ingesting other things than Four Loko when they were medically interred.
The government is always trying to legislate against human stupidity and I have something to say about that.
STOP IT!!
People are and always will be stupid. Quit putting people who cater to the stupidity of others, on trial.
This is allegedly a free market society, so let the stupid people drink, smoke, and build track marks up their arms and allow them to board the choo choo of their own demise to the destination called, Death.
In fact, let me help, and at the same time, give the big middle finger to the USFDA…
I have always partaken of something like Four Loko only better. What is it you ask?
Take a look bitches:
Damn right, Rose and NOS….Plenty of caffeine and 18% alcohol to boot. If Four Loko makes you kill yourself, you should die, because well…
You’re a pussy. And now…
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24 comments:
If you push this nanny state agenda much further, you'll wind up sending money to elect Sarah Palin.
I used to ingest so much vodka and Red Bull, or that matter vodka and blow, that it would have stopped an elephants heart. And by that I mean it would have killed Limbaugh. Too bad…
I’ve been meaning to ask you about your stats on the radio thing. Are you guys doing well?
Mike: You say tha as if that would be a bad thing. What? Are you some kind of free thinking communist? Cheers Mike!!
Scott: I laugh at your Red Bull. NOS my good man, NOS. Cheers Scott!!
Idiots dying from drinking FourLoko just means there is more bee for the rest of us responsible drinkers.
Doc: Responsible drinkers? I know no responsible drinkers. Cheers Doc!!
I agree. Let them die. Dumbasses.
You are having a musical tribute to T-Day? That reminds me of The Addams Family Thanksgiving song. "EAT ME! Hey it's Thanksgiving day."
Knight: Let's just say that these golden pipes of mine will be earning their keep tonight. Cheers Knight!!
Wait, it's been banned here in Ohio?? WTF? I just read that they were taking out the caffeine!
I agree this is such total bullshit. Not that I really enjoyed the flavor of Loko--I drank two of them the other night and saw Jesus. He said what up and that he'd like to turn some water into bagwine for ya.--But I'd probably drink it again if I were hard up for a good drunk and extremely low on cash. In fact, I better stock up before it disappears.
Allie: Hasn't been banned here yet but soon will be. And seriously,if they decaffeinate it, what's the point? Drink Rose and NOS, Allie, drink Rose and NOS. Cheers my friend!!
What the fuck is gonna be banned next? Spam? OMG, I hope they didn't hear me!! I can't wait for the show, I love you guys!
Schmoop: I'll pretend I didn't hear that. Oh the Humanity of a SPAM BAN!! And thanks, we love you too. You should call in tonight. Cheers and Zoooooves!!
I have been thinking the same thing how wrong it is to ban those beverages.Hell whip cream can kill if you inhale it, can cut off your breathing instantly.People will always have death by misadventure maybe it is God's way of weeding out the dumb.
If they're stupid enough to drink themselves to death they likely deserve to die anyway. It's probably the parents of these mental midgets who are behind the drive to ban anyway. God forbid they had taught their kids right from wrong themselves. Morons!
I heard on the radio this morning that Massachusetts is jumping on the bandwagon to ban Four Loko here as well.
Irene: Ha. damn right. God is weeding out the stupid and it also proves that Darwin's Theory of Evolution is just that...a theory. Cheers Irene!!
Chick: Oh I can see and hear the parents of the victims doing the talk show circuit now. Oy. What a joke. Oh one other thing, and I have been meaning to tell you this for ages...
Every time that picture of you pops up in my comments? I touch myself. Cheers Chick!!
I saw that and all it made me think is Damn..I wanna try some
4Loco! Too late.
Raquel: I'm sure there is still time to find it somehwere. Go to the back door of your nearest Convienient store and ask for Leon. Tell him Matt-Man sent ya. He'll hook ya up. Cheers Roc!!
I'm with you on the "Nanny State". However, no one in Washington 'died' in the much publicized story from the CWU incident.
A woman in Maryland died when she drove her car into a tree and a guy in Florida committed suicide after they had healthy(?) doses of Four Loco. ...Shit happens.
Good luck on the show tonight!
Chris: I stand corrected. They were merely hospitalized. And the Florida case? Ha. The dude had a BAC of .28 something, of course he was going to do something stupid. Oy!! And people blame Four Loco. He was the one pounding them down. Thanks and Cheers C!!
They just called for stores to voluntarily pull this stuff from WV shelves. There doesn't seem to be any evidence is does shit to people; this has been a mostly media-driven hysteria. Bastards.
Steven: Thanks for the comment and you are correct. It IS media and busy body driven. It's all bullshit. Cheers Steven!!
I prefer the term "incarcerated" when being hospitalized. Just semantics.
It is impossible to legislate to prevent stupidity and why would we want to? What would happen to the Darwin Awards each year?
I'm sure it must list the alcohol and caffeine content on the container. Now, if the maker was adding a brisk does of cyanide without listing it, we would want the FDA to speak up I should think.
I've not had the pleasure of experiencing this product but with 12% alcohol, I'm assuming it is not available to youts so let the growed ups drink themselves into oblivion if they choose to do so.
David: Incacerated brings to mind prison...You dream of jail cell sex, dontcha? But I agree wif ya. Cheers David!!
Oh, for crying out loud (heavy sigh), what next? I can't drink an entire bottle of champagne and have a latte at the same time?
One word: Darwin
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