First of all, I need to send out my condolences to my friend Drive-By Mikey.
He and his family lost their canine companion of 14 years Wednesday night as their dog Pepper, succumbed to age and a series of maladies.
Here’s to Mikey and his family, and let us hope that there is a mailman’s leg in heaven for Pepper to chew upon.
On that note…It’s time to lighten things up a bit by giving you another clever remark from my sarcastic 16 year old son, Ryno.
That’s right…It’s time for today’s, A Moment of Ryno’s Rancor™:
Watching the Super Bowl during halftime as Troy Aikman and Joe Buck are discussing the first half of the game:
Me: I can’t stand Joe Buck; he’s awful.
Ryno: Buck is terrible and his chin looks like a butt.
Me: Ha, ya think?
Ryno: Oh yeah…When talking to him, people think he has bad breath, but it’s really just the nasty smell of his butt chin.
This has been, A Moment of Ryno’s Rancor™
And now…A shameless promo for I’m With Stupid on Blog Talk Radio that airs Thursday at 11 PM EST.
Jayman and I will be trashing the faux, sexist holiday that is Valentine’s Day.
On Valentine’s Day, men get the shaft, so we have decided to boycott the “holiday” and no fear-mongering V-Day company will get our monetary man-shaft due to our boycott of Valentine’s Day.
Pajama Grams, Kay Jewelers, FTD? Y’all can suck it, ‘cause we’re gonna be parading in front of your stores with our testosterone dripping, our heads held high, and our balls hanging low.
In fact, in doing my part, the only gift Schmoop is getting from me on Valentine’s Day is that prior to taking her to bed and having my way with her, I will ask her,
“Does this look infected?” and then upon consummation, I shall ask the post-coital question:
“Would you rather have bacon and eggs, or BLT’s?”
Oh yeah this “holiday” is a farce, and Jayman, Dick Burns, Guy Ahnyurdyck, and I will be ripping it to shreds like a woman scorned rips up an old Valentine’s Day card from her cheating lover.
So, please join us Thursday at 11 PM EST on Blog Talk Radio and chime in with your thoughts and your outrage!!
You can access our I’m With Stupid radio page by clicking HERE.
I hope to see you on the radio tonight and until then, and as always…