Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Happy Hump Day: He Said...She Said

It’s Hump Day folks, so how about a Hump Day related installment of, He Said…She Said? I thought you’d like that, and thanks…

Matt: So Schmoop? Thursday night on I’m With Stupid, Jayman and I will be talking about all the hot sex we’ve had in public places. Have you ever had public sex?

Schmoop: Well….just once. I think. Um…let me see. Is this going to be on the air???

Matt: Of course not…I would never act like a town crier announcing your public affairs for the world to hear. It’s me…Matty!!

Schmoop: Ok, I trust you. So there was this one time…thought you had me didn’t you!!?

Matt: Awww, c’mon…Just put it out there, since evidently you already did, at some point, “put it OUT there.”

Schmoop: Ha! Ok, one time I did it in a pool in broad daylight, outside. AND, no clothing was removed.

Matt: No clothing was removed? How do you have sex that way?

Schmoop: Well, let me tell you. You just move the bathing suit aside just the tiniest bit, see, then…

Matt: Oh, gotcha…At least that was safe pool sex because I’m sure the chlorine cut down on STD and yeast infection risk.

Schmoop: Bwwwahhhaaa! Well if it’s any consolation, the sex sucked.

Matt: The sex sucked until you met me, right? Um…Right?

Schmoop: Who loves himself?! Actually though, you are correct. I am totally serious, and truthful about that.


I figured before I met you, in the biblical sense, that men just stuck it in, and went on about their bizness.

Matt: Why thanks; that was sweet. Almost as sweet as your----Well it was sweet…I just try to do my best on you…er for you, like I did in the back of my Saturn with ya one time.

Schmoop: Well…we will keep that one under raps for the show if you don’t mind. Not that you don’t have MANY, MANY others to choose from;)

Matt: Hee…that’s cool, but until then, why don’t ya do a promo for this week’s I’m With Stupid’s Matt and Jay Raw: The Sex Show or as I call it, our Sextravaganza!!

Schmoop: Why sure…



(if the play button doesn’t work, hit where it says: twaud.io)

And there you have it folks…A He Said…She Said and a promo for I’m With Stupid all in one.

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Until tomorrow, I bid you, as always…

Cheers!!

13 comments:

Jay said...

I've always heard that both pool sex and hot tub sex are a real health risk. At least that's what women are always telling me.

Matt-Man said...

Jay: I have heard that and remind me, that I have a funny, yet incredibly stupid on my part story involving, non-pool sex. Cheers Jay!!

David said...

Hmmm...my late wife and I had fun sex in the ocean amongst the waves...well close to shore. but the times we tried to do the naughty on a picnic in the woods, I had more mosquito bites on my ass than I had strokes in her. Not a good ratio.

Mike said...

Is pool sex the same as pocket billiards?

Michele said...

Are you going to limit this conversation to sex in a public place or outdoors or both? I'd need to know the answer to that before I could offer up any anecdotes.

Matt-Man said...

David: Good point you bring up. A good stroke to bug bite ratio is imperative when boinking in the great wide open. Cheers David !!

Mike: Pool sex involves at least two people; pocket billiards involves only one. Cheers Mike!!

Matt-Man said...

Michele: Pool sex, park sex, tent sex, car sex, sex sex sex. Anything involving sex is alwats welcome. Cheers Michele!!

Dianne said...

these photos are HOT

I have a few public sex stories from my wild youth

Matt-Man said...

Dianne: We thought you might. Hopefully you'll be around to share them tomorrow night. Cheers Sexy!!

Desert Rat said...

Oh, I'm TOTALLY calling in! Wait, what time? Let's see, eleven for you, but you "sprung forward" and I didn't, and it used to be nine, so now it's eight? Is that right? Are you three hours ahead of AZ, now? ["wtf!" she grumbles...]

Matt-Man said...

Rat: I hope you do, because if you do there could be some public sex goin' on over the phone. Right now it's 1:23...I think you're 2 hours behind. Do you need a wake up call or anything tomorrow? Cheers Lovely One!!

sybil law said...

I will have to miss this show, unfortunately. I've had all kinds of public sex, too. Damn!

Matt-Man said...

Sybil: Damn...Well you can call in anytime on any show with your sex stories. Cheers Hot Lips!!