It’s Hump Day folks, so how about a Hump Day related installment of, He Said…She Said? I thought you’d like that, and thanks…
Matt: So Schmoop? Thursday night on I’m With Stupid, Jayman and I will be talking about all the hot sex we’ve had in public places. Have you ever had public sex?
Schmoop: Well….just once. I think. Um…let me see. Is this going to be on the air???
Matt: Of course not…I would never act like a town crier announcing your public affairs for the world to hear. It’s me…Matty!!
Schmoop: Ok, I trust you. So there was this one time…thought you had me didn’t you!!?
Matt: Awww, c’mon…Just put it out there, since evidently you already did, at some point, “put it OUT there.”
Schmoop: Ha! Ok, one time I did it in a pool in broad daylight, outside. AND, no clothing was removed.
Matt: No clothing was removed? How do you have sex that way?
Schmoop: Well, let me tell you. You just move the bathing suit aside just the tiniest bit, see, then…
Matt: Oh, gotcha…At least that was safe pool sex because I’m sure the chlorine cut down on STD and yeast infection risk.
Schmoop: Bwwwahhhaaa! Well if it’s any consolation, the sex sucked.
Matt: The sex sucked until you met me, right? Um…Right?
Schmoop: Who loves himself?! Actually though, you are correct. I am totally serious, and truthful about that.
I figured before I met you, in the biblical sense, that men just stuck it in, and went on about their bizness.
Matt: Why thanks; that was sweet. Almost as sweet as your----Well it was sweet…I just try to do my best on you…er for you, like I did in the back of my Saturn with ya one time.
Schmoop: Well…we will keep that one under raps for the show if you don’t mind. Not that you don’t have MANY, MANY others to choose from;)
Matt: Hee…that’s cool, but until then, why don’t ya do a promo for this week’s I’m With Stupid’s Matt and Jay Raw: The Sex Show or as I call it, our Sextravaganza!!
Schmoop: Why sure…
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And there you have it folks…A He Said…She Said and a promo for I’m With Stupid all in one.
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Until tomorrow, I bid you, as always…