Even though my smoke-free Lent fell through, the Messiah and I are still pretty tight. In fact...
He agreed to once in awhile appear in zany situations on the pages of Bagwine Ruminations through Lent.
So with that being said, let's have fun with Jesus!!
Are you facing death within hours or even minutes and you have led a life of sin and debauchery which will certainly cast you into the caustic fire pits of Hell?
No worries, my terminal reprobate. Pick up some Jiffy Jesus!!
That's right. Just place Jiffy Jesus in the microwave and in sixty seconds or less you'll be experiencing the sweet taste of Salvation!! Jiffy Jesus...When Heaven can't wait!!
Is your demise less than imminent and you prefer to soak in the love of the Lord at a slower pace?
No problem folks, try Crockpot Jesus!!
Toss Crockpot Jesus into the crock, set on low, and the heavenly aroma of the mercy of Jesus will fill your house, and your soul for hours. Crockpot Jesus...it's what's for dinner!!
Thanks for helping out J-C. And now...
Tonight at 11 PM EDT on I'm with Stupid on Blog Talk Radio, Jayman and I are getting raw, naked, and talking SEX!!
That's right...We will be talking about all the sex we have ever had, especially those less than typical sexcapades such as car sex...pool sex...barnyard sex.
Let me tell you, we are going to dripping in sex tonight and we want you to drip with us.
Listen in and even better, call-in with your sex stories. You can access our radio page by clicking HERE.
And if you can't listen because you will be having sex during the show, call us at 661.244.9852 we'd love to listen in.
This is going to be a huge show. So big in fact, that hours before she died, Elizabeth Taylor did a promo for the I'm with Stupid sex show:
(if the button does not work, click: twaud.io)
Thanks Liz, and to all of you, I hope to see you on the radio tonight.