Monday, March 21, 2011

Sarah Palin in Israel? Oy Vey!!

It’s time for the Monday Morning News…

In International News…

Sarah Palin touched down in Israel and toured Jewish holy sites including the Wailing Wall on Sunday.

She was overheard asking, “Is this where you guys murdered Jesus?”, and went on to say, “That’s some funny looking graffiti; you should really clean that up.”

She will be meeting with Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu today to discuss among other things, the similarities between Ariel Sharon’s brain pattern activities and hers.

She was offered the meeting time with Netanyahu after his lunch date and Torah reading with Mel Gibson fell through at the last minute.

In Sports…

My NCAA Basketball bracket was last seen blowing down an alley. It was reported as being tattered, covered in shit, and tear stained.

I played my 16 year old son in a game of one-on-one basketball Sunday. He kicked my ass, but I learned a couple of things from this humiliating defeat.

Ryno is getting pretty damned good, and I am getting pretty damned old.

Lastly, in Entertainment News…

Jayman alerted me that our, I’m With Stupid’s St. Patrick’s Day Extravaganza has been ranked in between 12th and 14th on Blog Talk Radio. That’s out of nearly 1,550 comedy shows that have aired on BTR.

This fact proves what FOX News has known for years…Stupid Sells!!

Thanks to everyone who has joined in the fun with us over the last few months.

Well folks, that’s all the news that fits, so I will bid you Happy Monday, and as always…

Cheers!!

11 comments:

Jay said...

Dang right! Page one baby!

And Sarah Palin in Israel. Oh man, I'm already embarrassed for her and she hasn't done anything yet.

Matt-Man said...

Jay: It's huge baby!! Our show that is, not the ongoing, Sarah Palin Freak Show. Cheers Funny Man!!

Mike said...

LOL at “Is this where you guys murdered Jesus?”

Matt-Man said...

Mike: Ha. She's just so full of childlike curiosity. Cheers Mike!!

MysteryChick said...

I had really hoped we stopped letting her out of Alaska. Can you imagine if Sarah Palin and George W. Bush had a baby? {{shudder}}

Matt-Man said...

Chick: Why did you have to go there? I have cold chills now. Cheers Sexy!!

Raquel's World said...

Just curious...why the hell is she visiting anywhere?? Is she not just a regular person like the rest of us? She has no political position so what is the damn point. Uggghh she should visit Japan, and check out that nuclear reactor.

sybil law said...

Sarah Fucking Palin in Israel. Oy vey, indeed.

Congrats on the ranking, though! Very cool!

Matt-Man said...

Raquel: It's a joke and by the way she need not visit Japan. Just like with Russia, she can see Japan from her back porch. Cheers Hot Stuff!!

Sybil: She's a moron, and thanks. Now to keep it up, which is something I have trouble with. What? Cheers Hot Lips!!

David said...

Congrats on the ranking.

With all the foreign aid and weaponry that the US gives Israel, surely the Mossad can do us a favor and just make her disappear.

Wish, wish.

How embarrassing for the US that she has moved from being an idiot on TV to being an idiot on international travels.

Oy vey indeed.

Matt-Man said...

David: Bite Your Tongue!! I don't want her gone. I want her to run for Prez next year. The comic value would be epic. Cheers David!!