I’ve mentioned the Dos Equis Most Interesting Man in the World guy before, but I noticed that Dos Equis beer is running those commercials again.
The ads say things about this alleged Most Interesting Man in the World like…
I have proven before that I am far more interesting than the Dos Equis guy, but since they are once again running those ads, I thought I should reiterate my claim by providing some examples…
I was drafted in the first round of the 2002 NFL draft by the Cincinnati Bengals…as a fan.
I wowed the crowd at the 17th hole of the 2008 British Open by shooting a hole-in-none.
When I kissed the Blarney Stone, it blushed.
Every Christmas I receive a wish list from Santa.
I spent the weekend with Lindsay Lohan and she stayed sober the entire time.
Muslim terrorists have ME on THEIR watch list.
I made Mel Gibson cry, John Boehner laugh, and left Bill O’Reilly speechless while at a cocktail party thrown by the Dalai Lama.
Telemarketers call me, just to chat.
I once fired Donald Trump.
Dick Cheney shot at me, and missed.
I’m receiving alimony from eight different women, none of whom were married to me.
I live 366 days every year.
My reflection loves ME.
And there you have but a few examples of my interesting qualities and exploits, and remember…
I always drink wine, and when I do, I drink Wild Irish Rose.
Stay fortified my friends.