Thursday, April 28, 2011

Lighten Up Birthers...We're Having a Royal Wedding House Party!!

It’s Thursday Chuckleheads, and as I am off until Sunday, these next three days are a-gunna be HUGE!!

Not so much to entertain you, but in order for me not to forget what is going on, I shall publish my itinerary for the next three days.


It’s Taxi Day for me. I take Schmoop to work at 6:40 and then head to Ryno’s house and have him at school around 7:45. I shall then return back to the Bagwine digs.

I’m about due for a phone call from Richard, The Crazy Cat Man of Columbus, so that’ll be around 9:30 to 10:15.

It is at that point, I will enter TCD mode…Thinking, Cleaning, Drinking.

You see, I need to think because Jayman and I are doing a special Thursday night edition of I’m with Stupid on Blog Talk Radio surrounding the scandalous distribution of President’s Obama’s obviously forged birth certificate, or…

Is it a case that Donald Trump and birthers are merely dimwits from another planet posing as actual human beings?

Jayman and I will get to the bottom of that Thursday night at 11 PM EDT. Anyhoo…

I have to begin cleaning the Bagwine digs as well in case The Trio of Whores from Babylon make it to Bagwine on Saturday in time for the IWS show that will air on Saturday at Noon EDT, and personally visit the Bagwine digs. More on that later.


I will p/u Ryno from school and take him home, and then pick up Schmoop from work and head home.

After several beers and a hamburger based concoction, I will take a pre-show nap, she will go to bed, and then I’ll do the IWS Birther Show at 11 PM EDT.


After a late night Thursday, I have to be up at 4 AM Friday so I can tune into the Royal Wedding coverage. Why you ask? Because Jay and I will be doing our Royal Wedding/House Party IWS show Saturday at Noon EDT.

We don’t do shows willy-nilly; we research our topics thoroughly, so I will be fixed to the Royal nuptials. Being a revered internet radio professional is not as easy nor as glamorous as it seems.

I’ll do more cleaning Friday as well, show prep, and hopefully when Schmoop gets home from work, we’ll have sex at some point, but I’ll have to hold back just a little from my usual powers of pleasure in order to save some back for Saturday.


Wake up early, double check the cleanliness of the apartment, and then prepare my mind for our Saturday show.

I will be anxious at the same time as I will also be awaiting the arrival of The Whores of Babylon namely, Bubblewench, Sybil, and of course, Chrissy Slut.

I have never met this trio, and while they are hot, they could very well be women who mirror the personality existing within the character portrayed by Kathy Bates in the movie, Misery.

Anyhoo, either during or sometime after the show, this fun and unholy trio will arrive in Bagwine, and the debauchery shall begin and go late into the night/early morning.

So there you have it folks, my next three days. It should be busty busy and in all likelihood, quite fun and full of incriminating pictures, however…

As I mentioned that I am unsure of the mental state of our visitors, if you don’t hear from Schmoop or I come Sunday morning, please contact the authorities and inquire as to our whereabouts.


Note: To access our IWS Radio page for show info and to participate in our Thursday and Saturday shows, click HERE.


Montana said...

The GOP is like the "Chicken Littles” always saying that the “Sky is Falling”, like the same ones that were the “Chicken Hawks” ("W" Wars), big talk no courage.

The United States, favors creativity wherever it can be found. We're apostles of prosperity and defenders of the free exchange of ideas and when more people in more countries are free to rise, to invent, to communicate, to dissent, it's not the doom of United States leadership, its the triumph of the American way.

Generations have worked hard and sacrificed much for the country to reach this point (individuals and our unions!), and with further hard work and sacrifice (along with our relentless self-doubt) the United States will rise again, we do not tire and we are coming back, no matter what Fox news and their GOP “Chicken Littles” lackies keep saying about our nation. Never Bet Against the United States!

Our current President travelled under a USA passport long before he was elected President, but I guess the quacky BIRTHERS, must believe that the USCIS – United States Passport was in on the lie, please, grow up, you are wrong! Remember when some contractors were busted during the “George W. Bush” administration for looking at our current President passport file (how quick you forget).

The Birthers just HATE and can’t debate!
Have any of the quacky BIRTHERS presented any credible proof that will standup in court? Answer: No
Have any of the quacky BIRTHERS won any Court Cases? Answer: No
They are just mainly backward, uneducated, white people who HATE our half African American President.

The majority of the voting public ask “where the proof”, show some proof BIRTHERS or the voting majority will continue to see you as dumb, stupid or racist, maybe all three. Can you blame them?

Still, I really hope one of these retreads and blowhards runs for president, not because they have a chance of winning but because I like to see the train wreck that they will cause.

Faux News Candidates:
former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin ”The I graduated Early”,
former House Speaker Newt Gingrich, R-Ga. “The I Love The Interns”,
former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee “The Huckster Reverend”,
former Sen. Rick Santorum, R-Pa. “The I Love the Gays”,
former UN Ambassador John Bolton “The I Love The War ”

I Finance Myself:
real estate celebrity developer, Donald Trump, “I took my Casino into Bankruptcy, just imagine where I can Take the US”
former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney “The Flip-Flopping Fudger”,
former Florida Gov. Jeb Bush “The I Am Not My “Dumb Ass” Brother”,

Employed Long Shots:
Rep. Michele Bachmann, R-Minn. “The History, I Don’t Need No Stink’n History”

Matt-Man said...

Montana: Ha...I like that. Cheers Montana and thanks for the comment!!

Jay said...

Wow ... Montana. You sound sexy.

Mike said...

I suddenly have a strange craving for beer. Lots of beer.

Matt-Man said...

Jay: Ha. Your powers of discernment are incredible. Cheers Jay!!

Mike: Indeed, but it's time to find a new keg sex picture. Cheers Mike!!

Joker_SATX said...

Well Matt, it certainly sounds like you have...and will have, your hands full.

Matt-Man said...

Joker: With any luck at all that shall be the case. Cheers Joker!!

Raquel's World said...

eagerly awaiting the post visit post

Matt-Man said...

Raquel: So am I, I think. It may need some serious editing. Cheers Roc!!

sybil law said...

This whore does NOT do keg beer, FYI. :)
Woohoo! Don't clean on my behalf! I'm pretty sure I'll be too effed up to care. Ha!

Matt-Man said...

Sybil: I don't have to clean? In the words of Confucius:

Me ruv you rong time.

Cheers Hot Lips!!

Dianne said...

until I saw Sybil's comment I thought you were making up the three whores
but they're not figments of your imagination!!
so cool
real whores are the best

I'll be up watching the wedding too
call me and we'll have a viewing party over the phone

Matt-Man said...

Dianne: Well noooo, they're real and Saturday I'll find out just how real they are. I'll touch each and every one of them to make sure.

Send me your number Di, We may do just that. Cheers Sexy!!