So I guess the reins of this here Bagwine blog are now truly mine. So, tell Mahone to get HIS tired, stale shit off of MY sidebar....Jeez.
Well, how was that for a post? No? But I’m cute, doesn’t that count for anything?
God, all y’all suck. Okay, let’s try this…
Saturday is laundry day around these parts, and I always take the laundry up to my brother Dave’s house to do it.
This past Saturday, I was doing just that, and as typical, after the first top is popped, a philosophical discussion ensued.
Dave and I were talking about dying and well hopefully, going to heaven. D (as I call him) pipes up and asks…
“So what if you end up in heaven after you die and all the people you have ever hated in life were there? Do you have to live with that shit all over again?”
That is some heavy stuff right there, people. Or not…He continued…
“Do you just sit around up in heaven, or is there stuff to do? Are there neighborhoods up there?”
All very valid questions, so how do I respond? By giggling and grabbing another beer, however; D wanted answers and he persisted so I finally responded…
“D, who the fuck cares? God is not going to let us in anyway.”
D replied with an inquiry…
“Where do you think Dad is?”
I reply…“Ummm, you damn well know where Dad is dumbass, and yeah…HIM we’ll see.”
And there you have it, another Saturday morning existential journey for truth completed.
I know that I said last Friday that funny would return this week, but c’mon, I didn’t say on which day this week.
Anyway…It’s my blog now, so I can do anything I want with it, boo yah!!
If I want to suck, I will suck. Wait…that didn’t come out right. Ha!! Neither did that!!
I guess, I use this blog to crack my own damn self up, and you all can worry ‘bout yourselves. But truly? I love all of you pretty people.
Make sure you wander over to the new I’m With Stupid blog that Jay and Matt-Man have launched.
You can listen to their show, see hot pics of babes, and have some laughs because they are some witty motherfuckers.
The website address is:
See ya tomorrow my pretties…