In fact, I felt nothing like hot, sexy, and naked Mila Kunis.You know what that meant, right? No school for me! I mean, work.
I kinda missed it. For some odd reason I need that routine. That schedule.
Also, it’s summer so the windows were open (air is broken, fan is iffy), and the kids were screaming.
And just like the uber-hawt Jayman can attest to, the fucking lawn people were uh lawning, or something on Monday.
See, when I was only working three days a week in the year of our Lord 2009, I got used to the noise. Now…I want all noise and noise producers thereof, dead.
Our place has mostly dirt, and some grass. How many times do you have to go over that shit? Geez.
I don’t have a lot today, as I feel like ass. I find medicating in the late afternoon with beer is not all it’s cracked up to be, but yet I persisted.
The cat was whining because she had the “hots” because the AC wasn’trunning, and the kids wanted to “play” under my window, and under my window only.
I would however, like to give a shout out to Michelle Bachman.
Evidently, she announced on Monday morning that she will be running for the big office in 2012.
Well bless her little pea picking heart! I love her. She is so pretty, and nice…and she’s from Iowa!
She’s a shoo in. Whatevs…
Sorry Matt Man, and Jayman…I know the love you two ass clowns have for this cuckoo, but the chick is a nut...a whack job…a fruit loop…Ha!
I sort of just mentioned kids cereals! I can’t wait to see how this is going to play out!
Bring back Bill! Bring back Bill!
That unfortunately is not going to happen, but he always has Hillary. Ewww.
Anyhoo my pretties, I have to go do, um…something. Mucho Appreciado, and..!
Don’t forget to go visit Jay and Matt-Man’s new I’m With Stupid site. Those dudes are way cooler than me…
Even though they dig Michele Bach-Maniac.
Zoooooves!!
5 comments:
When you attack M-Bach, you attack me. I hope you can live with that knowledge. I for one, am hurt by the unwarranted vitriol you hurl upon Ms. Bachmann. How do you sleep at night? Cheers!!
Matt-Man
The Politifact Truth-O-Meter Says MB has at least three major lies to her credit already. Probably more.
I was going to take exception to being called an ass clown, but I keep being distracted by that pic of Mila Kunis. Which makes me think of her and Natalie Portman in "Black Swan." Man, I would love to be the kosher meat in the middle of that sandwich.
Anyway, Michele Bachmann rules and Sarah Palin drools!
-Jay
Sybil: No kidding! At least her voice isn't as bad as Sarah's. That bitch makes me cringe.
I cringed when I heard she was entering the race but like Sybil said, she's the comic relief. Although stupidity runs rampant in this country there's no way in hell she'll get elected. (I hope I don't have to eat those words.)
I miss Bill. sigh.
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