Tuesday, July 05, 2011

Tuesday Morning Re-Cap

I’m back!! I know you are all glad, since we as we all know...Matt Man sucks!

We had a great time at the 3rd/4th of July celebration, held at the palatial estate of my favorite people evah!

Thanks to the Martster, and the MB for a great time.

One issue…Please!! For the love of God, could you make your yard level? So many hills, steps, and then…more hills!!

I couldn’t walk down or up if I was sober!

Fortunately, I had a sixty something man help me down the most beautiful slate steps you have ever seen. Luckily, he was half popped also, and related to the Matt Man…somehow.

To be truthful, they have the most beautiful place in the world. I asked MB, “If I move into your finally finished basement, would you even know?” 

She said, "Go ahead, and no, I wouldn't notice." 

That is how big it is, and how awesome they are.

I also want to give a shout out to a great person that was at this party.

I will not mention him by name, because he asked me not to, but he is one of the funniest men I have ever met. I am putting his wife in for a sainthood. Also…their kids are adorable.

Matt Man, was accosted by the ladies, of course.  Well…the ones who were 60 years old or older. Jesus, they flock to this man I tell you.

They all looked at me like I was The Lord of the Underworld, thinking to themselves: “How dare you be here with him!?” 

I guess I shouldn’t go to parties looking like my hot ass self.

I was off work Monday, and I shall be off all next week. I have taken into consideration all of your ideas for that week.

I have decided to have a major amount of sex, sleep, and occasionally going outside. You know for that whole fresh air thing. No fears though, that won’t last long. I hate fresh air.

I’d like to go off task for a moment, and mention to Matt Man’s stalker...

Stop it. He’s mine, and I screw him on a regular basis...Just sayin.

Anyhoo, I had a great weekend, and I hope you all did too.

Zoooooves!!

P.S. Do me a favor and listen to Jay and Matt Man’s Independence Day I’m With Stupid radio show from Monday. It was actually pretty damn funny, and well, they need the ratings.

Throw those two poor fuckers a bone. You can play it off my right sidebar on the Blog Talk Radio archive machine. 

Hell, just play it and mute the sound if ya want, so they get a hit registered. Those two assclowns are such ratings whores, but I wuv them. 

12 comments:

Andy said...

I met the same dude. So nice, kids were unbearable, however. Good to see you cats.

Jay said...

I know for a fact that they wouldn't notice if you moved into their basement. I've been staying there for months.

IWS Radio said...

It was a lovely time. All made more so by the one one hot YOUNG chick in the funny skirt and the shapely legs and big rack who was checking me out. But...as always, my heart belongs to you. Yo Andy!!

Cheers!!

Matt-Man

sybil law said...

Okay - who's the fucking stalker?!

Beth said...

Andy: How would you know if the kids were unbearable? I personally only saw them once! Good to see you too my good man;)

Jay: I certainly wouldn't doubt it! This whole place is huge! I get lost everytime.

Matt: You suck!

Beth said...

Sybil: Unfortunately, I am not at liberty to say at this time.

MysteryChick said...

Sounds like a damn good time!

I'm about to be homeless come September, I wonder if they'll notice if I move in too?

Beth said...

Chick: We had a great time! I'll just take you with me;)

Matt-Man said...

Chick is moving in with us!? Be still my heart!!

Beth said...

Matt: No stupid, she's moving in with me!!!

MysteryChick said...

Aww, are you two fighting over me?! That's never happened to me before!

Beth said...

Chick: Well, I won!