Showing posts with label Amazing Grace. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Amazing Grace. Show all posts

Monday, April 19, 2010

Stupid Begets Stupid

“Modern history would have one believe that the blacks were the only group ever forced into slavery!

The main concern is how they were treated, were they clothed and fed well, and were they allowed an education?

I get angry when I see the truth violated like that.”


--Amazing Gracie

After yet another infantile, and ideological post by Bagwine’s favorite crazy man, Uncle Charlie, another fave crazy person, in the toxic personification of “Amazing Gracie” chimed in with the above comment on Charlie’s uber-rightwing site.

Yes, I know…These idiots are small potatoes. Instead of uber-tubers, they are kinder-tubers, but nonetheless, I felt that Gracie’s comment was so, um…stupid..?

No, that’s not the right word…Um…So fucking hateful, oblivious, and mindless that I had to comment.

Gracie in all of her self-proclaimed Christianity, we should turn Afghanistan into a Glass Factory, God Loves Us Best Bullshit, thinks that our slaves were better off than others.

Does she really, as she implied, think that slavery was better in America because of some ill-conceived notion that "our" slaves were fed, clothed, and um…educated?

Educated?

Did the slaves go to slave school? Did they get a degree in bondage?

Okay, maybe the house niggers did, but unless a slave was cleaning Uncle Tom’s cabin, did that education really come in handy?

Have right wing, tea baggin’, assholes like Gracie, really disintegrated this far?

And before you say it…I don’t have a side. And I don’t want to hear about left wing idiots like Olbermann and Maddow. They illustrate their lunacy every night.

I’m talkin’ about “conservative, God-Fearing, patriots” like Gracie…Are they truly any of those things? Are they conservative..are they God-Fearing patriots?

I don’t fuckin’ think so.


I think they are idiots who, if there is a Hell, they are going there. And, folks like Gracie are going to spend eternity sucking Jerry Falwell’s dick ad infinitum.

Poetic Justice. After all…

A limp dick not only deserves, but requires a limp mind to feed upon it.

Cheers!!

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Lewis Carroll Goes Spiritual

Off all today, so last night we were drinking a few when an epiphany ensconced my vacationing mind.

It came to me that Lewis Carroll's poem Jabberwocky can be sung to the tune of Amazing Grace!!

I hope you enjoy this video that puts a musical spin on my week of banality.

And Knight, once again, you get to you enjoy my midwest accent that you seem to love so much.



`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

"Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!"

He took his vorpal sword in hand:
Long time the manxome foe he sought --
So rested he by the Tumtum tree,
And stood awhile in thought.

And, as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!...

`Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe...

Flesh-Fest 2 has begun, but when not drenched in carnal sweat, I will be around.


Cheers!!