Heidi Montag's Plastic Surgeon Killed in Car Crash

I have much to do on my day off so I shall be brief…and yes, I can hear you applauding; so suck it, Bitches.

Anyhoo…

Today’s entry includes three emotions…

Sadness, Happiness, and Downright Arousal.

The sadness…

On Tuesday, Heidi Montag’s plastic surgeon, Dr. Frank Ryan was killed when he accidentally drove his car over a California cliff.

It seems that he was driving while texting a message about his border collie who was in the car with him, when he and his car plunged to their earthly demise.

The dog survived. This tragic event proves two things.

One…It is not safe to text while driving, and number two…

Even if a bitch is some man’s best friend, in the end, she walks away and the man ends up with nothing but pain.

Heidi Montag is said to be in mourning, but it’s reported that her tits have remained quite perky throughout the entire ordeal.

Happiness…

My son Ryno begins his sophomore year of High School today.

His Mom and I hope that this is the year he finally gets his academic affairs in order.

He loves school but more as a way to exhibit his basketball prowess and enjoy the social aspects.

I hope he becomes more well-rounded this year and adds studying to his priorities.

But…he is quite the independent young and going to school makes him happy so, my friends, that makes me happy.

Downright Arousal…

Jay-Man and I are going to be doing our second test show on Blog Talk Radio today at 11:30 A.M. I’m getting asscited about the show, but here’s what really arouses me…

I’ll be talking with Jay live for anywhere from a half an hour to an hour. If you’ve never experienced it, talking with Jay is HOT.

And that’s all I have for today, you chuckleheads.

Enjoy your Hump Day, and as always…

Cheers!!