Showing posts with label IOC. Show all posts
Showing posts with label IOC. Show all posts

Thursday, October 01, 2009

Obama And The 2016 Olympics: Bring Them To Chicago And Bring Me Heidi Zadeh!!

We are in the middle of a Health Care Reform and economic crisis folks and what does President Obama plan on doing about it?

Hopping aboard Air Force One and flying off to wonderful, wonderful, Copenhagen…Yep, his wife Michelle is already in Denmark, and the President will be flying there tonight.

Why is President Obama traipsing off to the land of Hans Christian Andersen, Heidi Zadeh, and Havarti?

He is trying to influence the International Olympic Committee in their decision as to what city will host the 2016 Summer Olympics.

The Obamas are trying to rally support and votes from the IOC in hopes that Chicago will be chosen to be that host city.

I dig that…but others? Not so much.

Loons on right wing talk radio and cable are going nuts.


House GOP Leader John Boehner (R-OH) and GOP Chairman Michael “Distempered” Steele are saying President Obama should stay in Washington, D.C. and focus on more pressing problems, such as Health Care Reform and jobs.

Steele, Boehner, and right wing talking heads? Get off your podium of stupid and please restrain yourselves from trying to make political gold out of an also-ran issue. Seriously…you look stupid.

If Obama can help bring the 2016 Summer Olympics to Chicago, U.S.A., what the hell is wrong with that? Hello? Anyone, Anyone? Bueller?

I really don’t think Obama going to wonderful, wonderful, Copenhagen is going to make or break any progress on any Health Care Reform or job creation plan that Steele or Boehner really don’t give a shit about anyway.

And listen…It’s 2009 and not 1901, and Obama is not William McKinley. In this day and age, we have planes and everything. Yes we do, fellas!!

It’s not as though it’s late July 1901 and Obama is President McKinley hopping aboard the ocean liner, Fürst Bismarck.


And then, as McKinley would have, steam to Hamburg in order to address the IOC in hopes of bringing the 1912 Olympics to Buffalo.

After meeting with the IOC, McKinley then would have to steam back to the States, hop on a train, and arrive in Buffalo a month after his departure on September 6th, 1901.

Of course McKinley would have to break the news to hopeful Buffalonians that the IOC had awarded the 1912 Olympics to Stockholm.

Of course upon hearing the bad news, Leon Czolgosz would be so depressed that he would shoot McKinley twice at point blank range, and McKinley would die eight days later. You see…

Czolgosz was not only an Anarchist, he was a world class triple jumper, but with the news, his Olympic hopes were forever dashed.


He would then take his depression out on McKinley in the form of hot lead. Perhaps ol' Leon should have entered a shooting event.

Fortunately, that is not how it is today…Obama is going to be gone about 24 hours…if that. He has a plane, computers, and other nifty gadgets. Yes he does, fellas!!

He will only be out of town for a few hours and after that, Boehner, Steele, and his ilk can go back to doing nothing while Obama is in town, rather than whining while he is out of town.

If Obama can help bring the 2016 Summer Olympics to Chi-Town, what the hell is the problem with that? Jeebus Christ ya phony fucks. Quit makin’ an issue out of it.

Oh…one word to President O-Man. If you get a chance, my man, look up Heidi Zadeh and ask her the following for me…

"Kan vi få nøgen?"

Thank you Mr. President, and...

Cheers!!